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{{quote| | {{quote|This is a big fucking deal!|Joe Biden, 2010}} | ||
{{quote|contact the local Virginia Governer(s) of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please.|Chris wants the president to intervene on his charge of [[Affair with Mother|incest]], excerpt from [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]}} | |||
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'''Joe Biden''' is the | '''Joe Biden''' (born 20 November 1942) is the current president of the United States. He previously served as the vice president under president [[Barack Obama]] throughout his term from 2009 to 2017, and was later elected president in the 2020 election, unseating then-incumbent president [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. He became the 46th American president on 20 [[January 2021]] instead of [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]], who [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] voted for and believes will become POTUS after the [[Dimensional Merge]] occurs (although he's more than happy to be rid of Trump). Chris was once [[Naïve|hopeful]] that Biden would pardon him following [[Incest Arrest|his arrest for incest]]. | ||
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== Before being President == | |||
When asked what he thought about Biden in 2009, Chris said "Joe is doing what he can."<ref>[[Mailbag 17]]</ref> | When asked what he thought about Biden in 2009, Chris said "Joe is doing what he can."<ref>[[Mailbag 17]]</ref> | ||
In 2017, Chris posted "Yes! Go, Joe!" when commenting on a post about Biden's career.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts]]</ref> | In 2017, Chris posted "Yes! Go, Joe!" when commenting on a post about Biden's career.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts]]</ref> | ||
== Presidency == | |||
[[File:Biden intro.png|thumb|left|The changed banner on the CWCki front page just after Biden's election win got confirmed. Joe Biden defeated Chris's preferred choice for POTUS, Lisa Simpson, by a landslide.]] | |||
Joe Biden assumed the Presidency of the United States on 20 January 2021, at 12:00 {{abbr|ET|Eastern Time}}. Chris later acknowledged Biden’s presidency in reality ([[Dimension 1218]]),<ref>[[January 2021 social media posts#Congrats, Joe Biden]]</ref> while also reaffirming Simpson's presidency in his reality ([[C-197]]). | |||
Since Biden left the White House with President [[Barack Obama]] in 2017, Chris’s grasp on [[reality]] has weakened to a point where his [[CWCville|make-believe city]] in northern Virginia has expanded to include entire [[dimensions]], and his belief that [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|his characters]] [[imaginary friends|actually exist]] has ballooned into something called the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Chris even believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will succeed Biden as president after the Merge, going as far as to claim that he actually intended to vote for her.<ref>[[Chris and politics#2020]]</ref><ref>[[November 2020 social media posts##LisaSimpson2020|November 2020 social media posts, section #LisaSimpson2020]]</ref> | |||
Although Chris [[November 2020 social media posts#Pmurt|welcomed]] the fact that Donald Trump did not get re-elected, Chris’s continued efforts to avoid reality entirely means that unless Biden can bring fictional characters to life à la ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' (or at least give Chris [[Chris and his ego|''everything'' that he wants]]), Biden was more or less be an inoffensive extra in Chris's world, like what happened to [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself after [[Sonichu 1|Issue 1]]. | |||
In [[October 2021]], Chris [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|wrote]] to Kenneth Engelhardt, begging him to "contact the local Virginia Governer(s) [sic] of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref> | |||
Curiously, Chris did not comment on Joe Biden's VP, Kamala Harris, given that the Biden administration gave a woman of color the second-most-powerful position in the entire country for the first time in history. This is in spite of his support for Hillary Clinton in 2016, which was mostly conditional support since 1. she was a woman running for the office, and he felt that the nation needed "a woman's touch" rather than backing any specific policy she proposed and 2. she was not Donald Trump. Chris's silence on Harris's role in government generally reflects his apathy toward politics since beginning his [[messiah complex]] delusions. | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
* [[Chris and politics]] | * [[Chris and politics]] | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
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==External links== | ==External links== | ||
*[https://buildbackbetter.gov/ Biden-Harris Transition Website] | |||
*[https://wh.gov/ Biden-Harris White House Website] | |||
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Latest revision as of 05:50, 19 February 2024
| “ | This is a big fucking deal! | ” |
| Joe Biden, 2010 | ||
| “ | contact the local Virginia Governer(s) of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please. | ” |
| Chris wants the president to intervene on his charge of incest, excerpt from Jail Letter - 4 October 2021 | ||
| Joe Biden | |
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| Information | |
| Name | Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. |
| Date of Birth | 20 November 1942 (age 81) |
| Gender | Male |
| Nationality | American |
| Race | White |
| Occupation | Vice-President, United States (2009-2017) President, United States (2021-) |
| Preceded by | Donald Trump |
Joe Biden (born 20 November 1942) is the current president of the United States. He previously served as the vice president under president Barack Obama throughout his term from 2009 to 2017, and was later elected president in the 2020 election, unseating then-incumbent president Donald Trump. He became the 46th American president on 20 January 2021 instead of Lisa Simpson, who Chris voted for and believes will become POTUS after the Dimensional Merge occurs (although he's more than happy to be rid of Trump). Chris was once hopeful that Biden would pardon him following his arrest for incest.
Before being President
When asked what he thought about Biden in 2009, Chris said "Joe is doing what he can."[1]
In 2017, Chris posted "Yes! Go, Joe!" when commenting on a post about Biden's career.[2]
Presidency
Joe Biden assumed the Presidency of the United States on 20 January 2021, at 12:00 ET. Chris later acknowledged Biden’s presidency in reality (Dimension 1218),[3] while also reaffirming Simpson's presidency in his reality (C-197).
Since Biden left the White House with President Barack Obama in 2017, Chris’s grasp on reality has weakened to a point where his make-believe city in northern Virginia has expanded to include entire dimensions, and his belief that his characters actually exist has ballooned into something called the Dimensional Merge. Chris even believes that Lisa Simpson will succeed Biden as president after the Merge, going as far as to claim that he actually intended to vote for her.[4][5]
Although Chris welcomed the fact that Donald Trump did not get re-elected, Chris’s continued efforts to avoid reality entirely means that unless Biden can bring fictional characters to life à la Who Framed Roger Rabbit (or at least give Chris everything that he wants), Biden was more or less be an inoffensive extra in Chris's world, like what happened to Sonichu himself after Issue 1.
In October 2021, Chris wrote to Kenneth Engelhardt, begging him to "contact the local Virginia Governer(s) [sic] of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please."[6]
Curiously, Chris did not comment on Joe Biden's VP, Kamala Harris, given that the Biden administration gave a woman of color the second-most-powerful position in the entire country for the first time in history. This is in spite of his support for Hillary Clinton in 2016, which was mostly conditional support since 1. she was a woman running for the office, and he felt that the nation needed "a woman's touch" rather than backing any specific policy she proposed and 2. she was not Donald Trump. Chris's silence on Harris's role in government generally reflects his apathy toward politics since beginning his messiah complex delusions.
See also
References
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