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'''Kellie Andes''' was [[Chris]]'s crush in [[Manchester High School|high school]] that he met in sophomore year. They lost contact in mid-[[2001]].<ref>[[:Image:0309-CWCNote5.jpg|DVD, note 5]]</ref> Kellie since married Allen Stowell. Today, Chris thinks he had a chance with her but blew it due to [[naïve|naïveté]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref> For whatever reason, Chris now considers her to be his [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|High School Sweetheart]], despite the fact that the term is usually reserved for people that are officially dating. | '''Kellie Andes''' was [[Chris]]'s crush in [[Manchester High School|high school]] that he met in sophomore year. They lost contact in mid-[[2001]].<ref>[[:Image:0309-CWCNote5.jpg|DVD, note 5]]</ref> Kellie since married Allen Stowell. Today, Chris thinks he had a chance with her but blew it due to [[naïve|naïveté]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years]]</ref> For whatever reason, Chris now considers her to be his [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|High School Sweetheart]], despite the fact that the term is usually reserved for people that are officially dating. | ||
==During High School== | |||
Kellie was Chris's lab partner in chemistry class at Manchester High, along with [[Gal pal#Sarah Anne Bevel|Sarah Anne Bevel]]. Chris developed a crush on her in his sophomore year. She was apparently friendly enough with Chris to attend his 18th birthday party, where she gave him a jawbreaker. | |||
==After High School== | |||
Unlike most of his gal-pals, Chris managed to keep in touch with Kellie for some time after graduation. He gave her a personalized CD for Christmas 2000. He claims to have called her every weekend routinely for one-and-a-half years. Then he stopped. He has told contradictory stories about why. In notes he made for his DVD in 2007, he said that the cause was [[noviophobia]]: "I was afraid that you [Kellie] may have moved on to someone who you may have called your sweetheart."<ref>[[DVD Slideshow Transcripts#CWC Note 3]]</ref> In 2009, however, he told Kacey that one week, he just forgot to call Kellie, and, having broken the routine, never resumed.<ref>[[Kacey Call 6]]</ref> Even more confusing, while his May 2009 Wikipedia profile indicated that he believed that he could have gotten some from Kellie if he just hadn't been so damn shy, just a few months later he told Kacey that his mother had informed him back in 2001 that Kellie obviously had a boyfriend at seinor prom, and that his weekly phone calls were in vain. In 2014, he changed his story again, implying that he had figured out for himself around graduation (not a year later) that Kellie was dating someone.<ref>[[Catherine E-mails#Ex-gal pals]]</ref> | |||
In any case, Chris found out in 2009 that Kellie had gotten married. | |||
==In the comic== | ==In the comic== | ||
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Recently, Kellie has discovered Chris's antics since high school and provided some telling commentary. On December 19, [[2013]], Kellie shared a link on her [[Facebook]] for Chris's [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]] video with the comment, "OMG guys it gets WORSE! I threw up a little in my mouth after watching this. If you have a weak stomach, turn back now." Among those who commented on the link was [[Sarah Bevel]], another of Chris's gal-pals and crushes in high school, with the remark, "Ladies, look what we're missing. :P"<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/gal-pal-facebook-update-12-19-13.2726/</ref> | Recently, Kellie has discovered Chris's antics since high school and provided some telling commentary. On December 19, [[2013]], Kellie shared a link on her [[Facebook]] for Chris's [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]] video with the comment, "OMG guys it gets WORSE! I threw up a little in my mouth after watching this. If you have a weak stomach, turn back now." Among those who commented on the link was [[Sarah Bevel]], another of Chris's gal-pals and crushes in high school, with the remark, "Ladies, look what we're missing. :P"<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/gal-pal-facebook-update-12-19-13.2726/</ref> | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
Revision as of 20:59, 21 January 2015
| “ | I REALLY missed out on that when I could have had the chance to take it. | ” |
| Chris, totally deluded[1] | ||
Kellie Andes was Chris's crush in high school that he met in sophomore year. They lost contact in mid-2001.[2] Kellie since married Allen Stowell. Today, Chris thinks he had a chance with her but blew it due to naïveté.[3] For whatever reason, Chris now considers her to be his High School Sweetheart, despite the fact that the term is usually reserved for people that are officially dating.
During High School
Kellie was Chris's lab partner in chemistry class at Manchester High, along with Sarah Anne Bevel. Chris developed a crush on her in his sophomore year. She was apparently friendly enough with Chris to attend his 18th birthday party, where she gave him a jawbreaker.
After High School
Unlike most of his gal-pals, Chris managed to keep in touch with Kellie for some time after graduation. He gave her a personalized CD for Christmas 2000. He claims to have called her every weekend routinely for one-and-a-half years. Then he stopped. He has told contradictory stories about why. In notes he made for his DVD in 2007, he said that the cause was noviophobia: "I was afraid that you [Kellie] may have moved on to someone who you may have called your sweetheart."[4] In 2009, however, he told Kacey that one week, he just forgot to call Kellie, and, having broken the routine, never resumed.[5] Even more confusing, while his May 2009 Wikipedia profile indicated that he believed that he could have gotten some from Kellie if he just hadn't been so damn shy, just a few months later he told Kacey that his mother had informed him back in 2001 that Kellie obviously had a boyfriend at seinor prom, and that his weekly phone calls were in vain. In 2014, he changed his story again, implying that he had figured out for himself around graduation (not a year later) that Kellie was dating someone.[6]
In any case, Chris found out in 2009 that Kellie had gotten married.
In the comic
Kellie appears in the last page of Episode 15 of the comic as someone who discovers Chris's nudes. In Episode 17, Rosechu mentions Kellie as the one who informed her about 4-cent_garbage. In reality, Chris admits that he only gave Kellie the honor of discovering the ED page in the comic.[7] It's highly unlikely she did in real life.
Some argue that she is also the inspiration for Kel's name. In Sonichu 10 Kel is actually referred to as "Kellie"; while it's still possible they're not meant to be the same person (especially considering the appearance of "real" Kellie in episode 15), the spelling at least reinforces the idea that Kel is meant to be some version of Kellie. The fact that Kel is in love with Reldnahc (who is essentially a Freudian version of Chris) is telling of Christian's obsession with his high school years.
Kellie on Chris
In recent correspondence Kellie confirmed that Chris is definitely not her type.
| “ | I never liked Christian in that way. Christian is def. not my type nor has he ever been. | ” |
| Kellie, describing her relations with Chris | ||
Recently, Kellie has discovered Chris's antics since high school and provided some telling commentary. On December 19, 2013, Kellie shared a link on her Facebook for Chris's For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV video with the comment, "OMG guys it gets WORSE! I threw up a little in my mouth after watching this. If you have a weak stomach, turn back now." Among those who commented on the link was Sarah Bevel, another of Chris's gal-pals and crushes in high school, with the remark, "Ladies, look what we're missing. :P"[8]
Gallery
Kellie, 1997.
Kellie, 1998.
Kellie, 1999
Kellie, 2000.
Kellie and Domonic Jones at the Manchester High School prom. He went on to play professional basketball, she went on to marry a firefighter and have two children. Chris drew unpublishable comics in his bedroom for ten years.
Kellie and Chris
The only person besides Chris to wear Sonichu.
Sources
- ↑ User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years
- ↑ DVD, note 5
- ↑ User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Teenage Years
- ↑ DVD Slideshow Transcripts#CWC Note 3
- ↑ Kacey Call 6
- ↑ Catherine E-mails#Ex-gal pals
- ↑ Sonichu 8, page 4. Chris in an email to Blanca
- ↑ http://cwckiforums.com/threads/gal-pal-facebook-update-12-19-13.2726/
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