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Quote of the Now “ I feel like Japan is going overboard with the laws, yet I do agree with them in regards to certain tourists taking pictures of others without consent, as if the tourists were "Bigfoot spotting". I speak from personal experience on that. I wish I could just simply report every single unconsentual photo taken of me that is online. But even the justice system can be wrongfully biased. ” Chris's most recent tweet.

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 206 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,045 days 270 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 1,690 days 5,350 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,350 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan is a series of YouTube videos in which various songs of different languages are "sung" by an AI Classic Chris voice, and then by current Chris. The videos' description refers to them collectively as a "Neo SingStar Challenge" and a "Worldwide Musical Journey." The premise is that, across the series, Chris will sing at least one song from every language Duolingo offers, although thus far Chris has mostly covered songs from the languages he's already familiar with or has shown interest in learning. Aside from the one German novelty song, his selections have been from English, Japanese, Hebrew, and Finnish. He's also already tackled Duolingo's only two novelty pop culture conlangs, Klingon and High Valyrian (from A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones). While Chris's vocal performances so far arguably rank among his most competent, that's not to say they're good. So far, it seems that AI Chris has the upper hand, despite Chris's best efforts. Only time will tell if Chris can make a comeback (probably not). (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris uploads his first video since the Ivy debacle, in which he Chris declares that women must meet him in person instead of e-mails and phone calls. The Removal of Glasses maneuver returns. "FIND ME IN PERSON AT YOUR OWN PRESSED LUCK". (more...) Today was also the day, in 1536, that Anne Boleyn was beheaded. She was survived by her only child, Elizabeth, who became the Virgin Queen of England. In spite of this, Chris would claim Anne as his ancestor 471 years later. (more...) Today was also the day, in 2017, that Chris's cat Sorbet was hit by a car. (more...) Today was also the day, in 2023, that Chris purchased his newest iteration of Son-Chu, the Chevrolet Aveo. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris had unintentionally rickrolled the internet with his song for PandaHalo? ... that this webiste, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL? ... that Chris got married... to five of his imaginary friends and an enabler-made OC? ... that God and Jesus told Chris that Blanca was to be his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart? ... that a Forgiveness Blessing can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha attack? ... that Uri Geller, a famed magician, tried to give Chris a reality check when he sought psychic training? ... that Chris is capable of taking care of himself? ... that Chris once attended a Relationship Management Class intended for couples? ... that Bob wanted Chris to shut that goddamn thing off? ... and that Chris was working on it!? ... that Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16?

Da Update It is currently May 2024. It has been... 55 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way. Current Updates 12 May - Chris tweets to complain about people having taken photos of him without consent. 4 May - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Suvwl' van bom, a song he was singing in both March 24 accidental streams. 26 April - Chris uploads Christ Chan - Sakkijarven Polkka mp4. 22 April - Chris uploads Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple. 15 April - Chris reveals a new page of Sonichu 0 HD on Twitter. 14 April - After over three weeks, Chris returns to Twitter to complain over leaked chats. Recently Uncovered Info 18 May - Christmas and Merge Talk from December 2020 27 April - Picture of Chris editing Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging Part 3 from January 2024 19 April - Art request for Sockness lore from December 2019 11 April - Cults3D from January 2024 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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