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Article of the Week Every Sunday, an article will be featured - either a newly written article, an updated article, or a throwback article. From this week's throwback article... The My Little Pony Protests are a nonviolent series of tweets, videos and other media with the intention of persuading Hasbro—the owners of the My Little Pony franchise—to continue producing five more seasons of their animated series, Friendship is Magic in lieu of rebooting the franchise into its fifth generation, and as of late 2019, to cancel the spin-off series, My Little Pony: Pony Life. Chris, of course, remains the only active participant since August 2018. Being quite the big shot in C-197, he has conveyed that the aims of the protests are a means of preserving his imaginary friends in the Pony realm of Equestria; or simply put to everyone else, he refuses to accept that his favorite cartoon has concluded without his approval. Having become seasoned in campaigns, such as the "Sonic Boom Protests" and #HarassCWCdirectly, the Hasbro Protests are one of Chris's most out of touch ventures to date. Fortunately, in his own best interests, he is proceeding with the demonstrations in a more restrained manner than previous endeavors. (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 8 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 794 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 1,227 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. Between 15 April 2020 and 25 February 2021, Chris was role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABSCon, and ended it to bash the newest My Little Pony cartoon. Begging Counter Do not donate or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 85 days since Chris last begged for money. 519 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. 4,179 days since Chris last applied for a job. An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. This Day in Christory Today in Christory; In 2007, Chris draws (the cover of) Sonichu #7. (more...) In 2009, Chris's twelfth and final Mumble chat takes place. Chris is still ill, Clyde reveals that he killed BlueSpike for Chris's birthday, and the mayorship of CWCville is discussed. (more...) Did You Know... ...that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it? ...that Chris really cannot dance? ...that Chris recycles his own semen by drinking it? ...that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste? ...that Chris mixed semen with Fanta? ...that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter? ...that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats? ...that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times? ...that Chris has been recording himself freaking out on camera as early as 10th grade? ...that Chris stuck anal beads up his asshole but threw them away after using them because they were covered in shit? ...that you should believe in the OCs? ...that serial killer Ted Bundy was actually a framed Sonichu named Bundychu? ...and that Bundychu is friends with Bob Chandler?

Quote of the Now “ I’m back, and in the ten months and twenty-four days time I have been in universe C-197, this universe is falling under major red flag event. The dimension merge is happening; know which universe you are in when you are suddenly transported, peoples.⚡💙⚡ #NewProfilePic ” Chris marking the end of his spirit possession as Sonichu. Da Update It is currently March 2021. Ongoing: Dimensional Merge, Watchmen 25 February - News about MLP G5 is released. Chris briefly continues his Sonichu role-play in response, opposing the news, then stops the role-play and resumes identifying as Chris again to warn that the Dimensional Merge is ongoing and doubles down on opposing the new MLP cartoon. 24 February - Chris's birthday - he turns 39 years old. 20 February - Chris is visited by some fans. 13 February - Thinking with Portals, a set of messages between the Watchmen, Chris, and Praetor, is released. In it, the parties argued over the taser situation, and Chris described more of his delusional daydreams on his magical "origin story" and Dimensional Merge lore. 8 February - The Taser Discussion audio file is leaked by a Watchman. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms. Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 156 days ago. CWCki News Account creation for the CWCki is partially open! Message a CWCki Jerkop (moderator) at either the Kiwi Farms (see the Updating the CWCki thread) or at the CWCki's Discord for an account. For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement. The CWCki now has a Discord server. Kiwi Farms • CWCki Club Discord Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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