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So, Buy Today, because of Blake, there will Only, Officially, until a much later date, be this Limited Number of figures available for purchase! Do Not Miss Out!}} | So, Buy Today, because of Blake, there will Only, Officially, until a much later date, be this Limited Number of figures available for purchase! Do Not Miss Out!}} | ||
===Refusing To Face Reality=== | |||
Chris only sold two of the Blake Amiibo in the allotted week, so he was forced to relist. | |||
{{quotebox|19 August 2015 | |||
Hey! Eight Blake Sonichu figures left! Come on up and buy one for yourself today. Maximum Smash Bros Level; maximum random items on them. Will include Autographed Photo of myself with each one (my profile photo without the rainbow filter). | |||
Figure of an anti-hero, and villain turned good! Collect all of the personally made and certified Figures to make a complete Sonichu Main Cast Set in months to come, counting this one!}} | |||
Revision as of 21:32, 19 August 2015
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Ongoing
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This page covers Chris's activity on his personal Facebook page in August 2015.
Summary
Chris's Posts
Much More Medallions
| 1 August 2015
Alright Everyone: Twenty More Medallions Listed and Available at the usual flat $30 (25 + 5) each! Ship default medals as early as Monday, August 3rd; Custom Orders accepted and take less than two weeks to make. Thank you for your patronage. |
William Elliott Waterman wrote:
| I thought you sold the last one already. |
Chris replied:
| That listing was put up over two weeks ago, and those medals were made before then. |
I'm On The Edge Of My Seat
| 11 August 2015
A New Sonichu enters the distribution set! Find out who Wednesday or Thurday of this week! |
Please Take Care Of Barb So I Can Go Out And Have Sex With Hot Lesbians
| 11 August 2015
Also, check out this One-of-a-kind #JCS personal postcard to our mother from his #ColeBlooded band days in 1994! Brother, please come back and let your family meet Your Family. #Joseph #Cole #Smithey #JosephColeSmithey #ColeSmithey #MovieReview #Brian #Vouglas #BrianVouglas #Graham #Parker #GrahamParker http://www.colesmithey.com |
Cole's postcard, postmarked 9 July 1994, is addressed only to "Barbara" at "46 Branchland Ct.," which is not the actual address of Chris's home. It reads:
| A PICTURE'S WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS BUT I'M WORTH A MILLION IN PRIZES. HOPE ALL IS WELL...
I'LL BE DOIN' 21 SONGS LOVE & KISSES Cole |
Introducing the Blake Amiibo
| 12 August 2015
New! Blake Sonichu Amiibo Figures available This Month in limited quantity! Ten are Available for swift shipment Worldwide! Also, Two Medallions are still available on the other listing (see earlier post below). |
A fan asked:
| What are they made out of? |
Chris replied:
| Same materials as the Sonichu Amiibo: plastic, model magic, acrylic paints, krazy glue; the difference is the Character, And the chip in the base is different too. |
Later that day Chris edited this post to include:
| Let me remind everyone what makes Blake not only Cool, but one of the good Bad People Gone Good. Scroll downward and read three of my books that feature him at a worst then at his better. |
He then shared the albums of Sonichu issues 1, 3 and 8. Sonichu issues 0-8 had been available to read on Facebook since 2013, but he took this opportunity to draw attention to them.
Wearing His Anxieties On His Sleeve
"Lizzy the Lezzy," one of Chris's favorite Facebook people, posted an image with the comment, "ha!"
Chris didn't get it:
| 12 August 2015
I am a lesbian transwoman; I feel offended and confused by the quote in the image. |
Chris is a Pegasister...Or Is He?
The page "Derpy Hooves and Friends - Friendship is Muffins" posted the following:
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Lets see who wins! -Button Mash |
In other words, like if you're a girl, comment if you're a boy. In a perfect symbolization of his gender confusion, Chris commented:
| 14 August 2015
I am a damn proud Pegasister! Finally! A word for us actual Woman and Girl Fans of MLP! Bronies can bow down to us, the Pegasisters! |
Understandably, someone replied:
| Then why did you comment? |
Tantalizing Incentives
Three days after the issue, not a single Blake Amiibo had sold.
| 15 August 2015
Bonus: All of the Blake Sonichu Amiibo Figures have been leveled up to 50, and each have a random assortment of items and money for Super Smash Bros for Wii U and 3DS! And, this time around, with each purchase, I will include an autographed photo of myself (the one in my Facebook Profile photo without the rainbow filter! So, Buy Today, because of Blake, there will Only, Officially, until a much later date, be this Limited Number of figures available for purchase! Do Not Miss Out! |
Refusing To Face Reality
Chris only sold two of the Blake Amiibo in the allotted week, so he was forced to relist.
| 19 August 2015
Hey! Eight Blake Sonichu figures left! Come on up and buy one for yourself today. Maximum Smash Bros Level; maximum random items on them. Will include Autographed Photo of myself with each one (my profile photo without the rainbow filter). Figure of an anti-hero, and villain turned good! Collect all of the personally made and certified Figures to make a complete Sonichu Main Cast Set in months to come, counting this one! |