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'''Son-Chu''' is Chris's [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]] [[Wikipedia:Station wagon|station wagon]]. | '''Son-Chu''' is the name [[Chris]] has given to his cars. Chris has driven several cars over the years, all bearing vanity plates reading "[[sonichu|SONICHU]]" (or, most recently "SONCIHU"). Son-Chu's first incarnation was a [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]] [[Wikipedia:Station wagon|station wagon]] that Chris drove until 2013, when he replaced it with a white [[wikipedia:Cadillac Seville|Cadillac Seville]], until it died from a cracked engine block. From [[September 2014]] to [[November 2018]], Chris drove a [[wikipedia:Ford Focus|2010 Ford Focus sedan]], until its engine died. The Chandlers subsequently shared one vehicle: [[Barb]]'s Dodge Grand Caravan, although Chris transferred the SONICHU plates onto it, thus making it the fourth and final incarnation of Son-Chu, until his [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] and a thief stealing the unattended vehicle's plates, at which point the plates have been replaced and the van is now Barb's alone. The van was totaled in [[November 2021]] following a T-bone collision which left Barb injured with broken ribs and a concussion.<ref name=27nov>[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021]]</ref> | ||
It is not known when Chris got his driver's license. The earliest he could have gotten it was 24 February [[1998]], his sixteenth birthday. However, in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], completed in May [[2000]], Chris documents himself riding home from school on the (short) bus, suggesting that he still had not learned to drive. At the latest, Chris would have needed to obtain a license by fall [[2000]] in order to drive himself to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. In the [[Talk:Jessie Ruddy|Jessie Ruddy chatlogs]], which are of uncertain authenticity, Chris claims that he got his license at 18. | |||
While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple "disconcerting" issues which are listed [[Chris and...|elsewhere]] in this very wiki, the [[Wikipedia:Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles|Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]] has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle which has been used to accidentally [[CWC's_Diary#June_2005|cause]] [[28_October_2011|personal injury]]. The DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersville department. | |||
==Name backstory== | |||
[[File:License.jpg|thumb|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a [[6 June 2010|license to kill]] (though through his ineptitude in operating a one-ton mobile weapon).]] | |||
Chris | Since Chris is a huge fan of ''[[Transformers]]'', he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, "Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia, Autobot Squad; he is also is my Cool [[Obesity|Sportin']], [[Carlos Chantor|Escortin' Car]]".<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Son-Chu|Son-Chu}}</ref> From the [[CWCipedia]]: | ||
{{quotebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when [[Transformers|Decepti-Clones]] attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the [[Cwcville]] Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise. | {{quotebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when [[Transformers|Decepti-Clones]] attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the [[Cwcville]] Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise. | ||
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**Stay Tuned to watch his Transformation in a few days.}} | **Stay Tuned to watch his Transformation in a few days.}} | ||
The reason why the car is named "Son-Chu" remains unknown; it could be a reference to Full-Tilt<ref> | The reason why the car is named "Son-Chu" remains unknown; it could be a reference to Full-Tilt<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Full-Tilt</ref> and/or Wipe-Out,<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Wipe-Out</ref> both Transformers with hyphenated names that turn into cars. | ||
==Iterations of Son-Chu== | |||
===Ford Escort=== | |||
[[File:0654-CWCsCar.JPG|thumb|250px|First Son-Chu.]] | |||
A second-generation [[Wikipedia:Ford_Escort_(North_America)#Second_generation_(1991–1996)|Ford Escort LX]] (manufactured between 1991 and 1996), it was the former car of and a hand-me-down from his mother [[Barb]].<ref name="Mumble 10">[[Mumble 10#Summary|Mumble 10]]</ref> | |||
Members of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] believed that the fact that Chris drove a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic fail. Chris did not save up his [[tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding he had more [[PSN|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car can lead to getting [[china]] to [[PS3 Hump|screw]]. | |||
Unsurprisingly, Chris's mother paid for his gas.<ref name="Mumble 10"/> | |||
[[File:Oil Change due 4-5-09.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's absurdly overdue oil change.]] | |||
Possibly the best look we got at Son-Chu's condition was in the [[DayOut]] videos. Every time the car is stopped at a traffic light or parked somewhere, the engine rattles loudly; while a vibration at idle is a known design flaw with that year of Ford Escort, it is very possible that the motor mounts are shot (another common problem on that year of Escort), and since Chris spends all his money on [[:Category:Things bought with taxpayer money|junk]], replacing his motor mounts would put him over budget. A [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]] sticker on the windshield states that the next recommended oil change was to take place on 5 [[April 2009]], over a year before the video was recorded; we also learn the virgin-mobile had at least 260,000 miles on it. | |||
===Cadillac Seville=== | |||
[[File:IMG_5312.JPG|thumb|250px|Chris's second Son-Chu, a Cadillac Seville, seen outside the still fire-ravaged [[14 Branchland Court]].]] | |||
According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from [[February 2012]], Chris no longer owned, or at least no longer drove that particular Son-Chu. Why Chris bought another car and Escort Son-Chu's fate is unclear. However, said Facebook status suggests that he may have bought another car to avoid detection by [[jerkop]]s. Considering how many miles the Escort had on it and how poorly Chris maintained it, there's a very high likelihood it was simply no longer drivable and needed too much work to be roadworthy again - that, or Chris, as inept as he is, simply couldn't figure out how to get it repaired or have someone fix it for him. Chris likely got rid of that Son-Chu sometime before fall [[2011]], as according to a leaked email, Chris was driving Barb's [[Wikipedia:Ford Aerostar|Ford Aerostar]] during the infamous GaMe PLaCe incident in October of that year. The car was photographed by Google Maps in [[June 2011]], at which time was still owned by Chris, being its last public sighting. In [[September 2013]], it was discovered that Son-Chu's "Sonichu" vanity plates had been transferred to a white [[Wikipedia:Cadillac Seville#1992.E2.80.931997|1992-1997 Cadillac Seville]], which Chris posted several pictures of himself driving since [[2012]]. At the same time, Son-Chu was not spotted in the yard of [[14 Branchland Court]], confirming that it is no longer in the Chandlers' possession. The rear bumper and trunk of the Seville had two hastily-pasted on stickers, with the first being another Christian Fish, and the second being an unreadable bumper sticker partially hidden by the closed trunk door. | |||
In [[September 2014]], Chris listed the Cadillac Seville on [[Craigslist]], also noting that he and his family "invested thousands of dollars in not only a new CD Player/Radio, but Multiple repairs at a Cadillac dealership. But while it did run very well for a long time, a mechanic messed up on repairing it. Now it has a cracked engine block and requires a new battery and fresh gasoline." Cracked engine blocks were actually a fairly common issue with this generation of Cadillacs due to the [[Wikipedia:Northstar engine series#Head gasket issues|Northstar V8 engine]] having major design flaws, meaning the damage was most likely not caused by Chandler neglect, nor the fault of a mechanic as Chris claims. | |||
[[File:SevilleFinalState.jpeg|thumb|250px|The Seville before being scrapped.]] | |||
The Chandlers did eventually sell the Seville for an unknown amount to another buyer in [[December 2014|December of 2014]]. The block damage was repaired and the vehicle was driven for another 2 years and 20,000 miles before being written off in an accident, sustaining significant damage to the front right quarter. After that, it was sent to the auto auction website Copart (As pictured), eventually being sold to a scrapper in Richmond for $150 in [[December 2016|December of 2016]]. The vehicle was allegedly still able to move under its own power, though the aftermarket CD player Chris purchased was missing.<ref>https://archive.ph/DUF89/</ref> | |||
===Ford Focus=== | |||
[[File:SonChu_at_Too_Many_Games.jpg|thumb|250px|A [[fan]] poses with Son-Chu at [[Too Many Games]], 22 [[June 2018]]. Note the extremely poor bay parking, which would be marked down as a fault on a practical driving test.]] | |||
{{Quote|And for those of you who simply MUST KNOW: the new vehicle idea was my mother's; she wanted a new van originally, but I really liked the Focus.|Chris<ref>[[September_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>}} | |||
On 24 [[September 2014]], Chris had purchased a used [[Wikipedia:Ford Focus (second generation, North America)|second generation Ford Focus]] (a 2010 4-door sedan SE) implying that the Cadillac Seville may have been sold. Chris paid $9,000 for the Focus, paying over $100 a month.<ref>[[Catherine]]</ref> | |||
This leads one to wonder how Chris was ever able to afford any new cars at all, let alone two of them; when he has now subjected to begging for donations and/or Legos on Facebook, let alone Barb's dental operation. | |||
In [[July 2018]], Chris recorded [[My Car is Heating Up Worse; PLEASE BUY from my eBay and HELP!]] Although [[fans]] gave him enough money to get it repaired, it merely prolonged the inevitable. In [[November 2018]], [[The Captain]] reported that the car's engine was permanently broken: | |||
{{quote|The day before [[Chandler Cats#Patches|Patches]] died the engine in the Focus crapped out. Something in the range of 4k to fix so he's sending it to auction hoping his fame will bring about more money than what it's worth (scrap) to pay off the rest is the loan.}} | |||
The car only had about 110,000 miles on it or so when it was sold off. Considering Chris's history of automotive maintenance (particularly his year-overdue oil change for Son-Chu The First), plus Bob no longer being around to do it for him, it's more than likely that the engine damage resulted from simply being neglected. | |||
The car was sold at auction over the winter and repaired. In [[May 2019]], the Focus was purchased by D&D Motors in Maryland, a used-car dealership, where it was eventually sold in [[July 2019|July]] of that year to someone who would probably treat it better. The car is still on the road to this day, beating the odds and surviving Chandler ownership.<ref>[http://archive.ph/akZTA Car listing]</ref> Chris never bought anything to replace it and instead started driving Barb's minivan during the winter of 2018-2019. | |||
===Barb's Dodge Caravan=== | |||
[[File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris's Ford Focus and Barb's Dodge Caravan in a photo from June 2017.]] | |||
Barb owned a [[2002]] [[Wikipedia:Chrysler minivans (RS)|Dodge Grand Caravan]], which had the license plate "B WESTON".<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220525060721/https://findbyplate.com/US/VA/BWESTON/ info]</ref> She was seen behind the wheel in [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE!]]. Chris apparently borrowed the car on occasion, possibly for grocery runs.<ref>https://archive.is/2ohFq</ref> | |||
Chris borrowed the car to drive to [[BronyCon]] due to Son-Chu being under repair. While on his way home from the con (held in Baltimore, Maryland), the car broke down at a [[Sheetz]] gas station in Bealeton, VA, prompting Chris to beg online for donations to cover a tow bill and record [[Waiting for the tow truck]]. | |||
[[File:Sonichu van.png|thumb|left|150px|The Dodge Caravan with Sonichu plates as seen in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Chris's Google Intro video.]]]] | |||
After the death of Chris's Focus in [[November 2018]], the van became the primary vehicle of both Chris and Barb. Most likely this was a result of both Barb driving less as she enters the geriatric stage and Chris opting to spend his tugboat on [[Lego|more]] [[List of Chris's video games|pressing]] [[McDonald's|matters]] instead of obtaining a newer, more reliable car. | |||
[[File:Son-Chu_at_courthouse,_19_June_2019.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The back of the Dodge Caravan as of Chris's [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|June 2019 debt hearing]].]] | |||
Chris replaced the Dodge's B WESTON plate with a Sonichu one, cementing it as the fourth iteration of Son-Chu. The car with its new plate is visible in the background of a Pokemon Go photo Chris took in [[April 2019]]. | |||
In [[August 2019]], the day after Chris's 280-mile trip to [[BronyCon]], the car suffered a mechanical issue. Chris stated:<ref name=aug2019car>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns]]</ref> | |||
{{quotebox|after starting the van, I’m whammed in the face with a sulfuric Odor. Ugh! [[Sylvana]] and I confirmed that there is now something wrong with the Air Conditioner, so we will have it checked at the local auto repair soon.}} | |||
A sulfuric odor could indicate a broken [[Wikipedia:catalytic converter|catalytic converter]] or fuel pressure sensor; this is likely to cost hundreds of dollars to fix/replace and contribute further to the [[Financhu Crisis]]. | |||
[[File:AutoRepairPapers.jpg|thumb|left|100px|The bill for the exhaust/brake repairs.]] | |||
The following month, Barb took the van in for maintenance on a turn signal bulb and was informed that the exhaust and brake system would need to be replaced, costing around $1,000. Chris took to Twitter to beg for the money.<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Van's in bad shape]]</ref> | |||
On 28 [[March 2021]], Chris damaged the van, denting its trunk door and smashing its rear windshield, by backing up into a big rig trailer. He and Barb took it to a body shop to have the trunk door replaced.<ref name=march21fb>[[Misc texts#March 2021 fender bender]]</ref> | |||
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File:Chris car April 2021-1.jpg|Photos taken by a fan on 3 [[April 2021]]. | |||
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File:Chris car April 2021-3.jpg|Plastic covering the damaged rear window. | |||
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Chris planned to drive the van to attend the [[August 2021]] [[Everfree Northwest]] convention in Seattle, WA, which would have been a 41-hour drive crossing mountainous terrain. However, [[Null]] vetoed the plan out of safety concerns and arranged for a flight instead.<ref>[[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]]</ref> However, the [[Incest call]] completely derailed these plans and the trip was cancelled. Instead, Chris took his car to a hotel in Richmond, where he parked it in a spot where he could wait out a few nights before he could return to [[14 Branchland Court|his home]]. Chris was arrested on 1 [[August 2021]], leaving the car unattended. Sometime between then and 3 [[August 2021]], a [[4-cent_garbage|4channer]] stole the vanity license plates off of the vehicle. | |||
The van was returned to the Chandler Household around, or exactly on 29 [[August 2021]], this time with Barb's plates put back onto it. | |||
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[[File:BarbVanLateAug2021.jpeg|thumb|250px|the Van back at [[14 Branchland Court]].]] | |||
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On 23 [[November 2021]], Barb, not having her son to drive her anywhere, experienced a traffic accident with a tractor-trailer. The van got T-boned on its left side, with the airbags not deployed, resulting in Barb breaking two of her ribs and getting a concussion.<ref name=27nov></ref> The van was totaled and Barb was charged with Fail to Yield Right-of-Way for the incident and paid a $30 fine and $76 in court costs. | |||
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File:2002DodgeCaravanCrashRecord1.jpg|Carfax report on the [[November 2021]] crash. | |||
File:2002DodgeCaravanCrashRecord2.jpg|Carfax report, part 2 | |||
File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png|Barb's Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge. | |||
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===Chevrolet Aveo=== | |||
Following the [[Jail Saga]], on 25 [[August 2023]], Chris was spotted driving a [[2006]] Chevrolet Aveo. Records showed that the vehicle was purchased on 19 [[May 2023]] for $3,500.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref> | |||
According to Carfax, the Aveo, as of 3 [[August 2023]], has 138,482mi, and in typical Chris fashion, is overdue for an oil change.<ref>[[:File:Chevrolet_Aveo_Mileage.png]]</ref> | |||
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[[Naïve|Instead of reporting his SONICHU license plate as stolen]], Chris opted for a brand new plate, SONCIHU. The license plate also has a specialty design promoting the Friends of the Blue Ridge nonprofit, with a blue and gold color scheme reminiscent of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself. | |||
On 4 [[September 2023]], the Aveo was sighted at [[14 Branchland Court]].<ref>[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#14_Branchland_Court]]</ref> On 19 [[September 2023|September]], the Aveo was spotted at an unspecified parking lot and photographed. The photo shows Chris had duct-taped something to his dash, and also that the paint on the hood was peeling in large amounts.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Unspecified parking lot]]</ref> | |||
Chris's car has been sighted at a [[Big Island]] house which is co-owned by [[Caden Peck]] and a LLC. It was first observed there by a Google Streetview camera in [[October 2023]] which captured an image of the car parked with a tarp over it (but with a wheel visible). Subsequently, in [[November 2023|November]], a Discord user photographed a clear image of the car - showing the license plates were covered while parked at the home. In [[May 2024]], a [[Reddit]] user would take photographs of the car at the home showing that the license plates were no longer covered.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichuSFW/comments/1cvu4zt/chris_chan_car_sighting/ ([https://archive.ph/gFAVz archive])</ref> | |||
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File:Bxn1aghz1amb1.png|At [[14 Branchland Court]], [[September 2023]] | |||
File:Soncihu 19-Sept-23 (reduced size).jpg|With object taped to dash, [[September 2023]] | |||
File:Coveredsonchu.png|Image by Google Streetview, [[October 2023]] | |||
File:Official CWCki Server - 27Nov23 - HousePic1.jpg|Photographed at the [[Big Island]] house, [[November 2023]] | |||
File:BigIslandHouseSoncihuMay19. Pic1.jpg|Photographed at the [[Big Island]] house, [[May 2024]] | |||
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==Handicap parking permit== | ==Handicap parking permit== | ||
Being [[ | Being a [[high-functioning autistic]] [[male]], Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car. | ||
Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in one of only two states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. A quick [https://archive.is/ux8X9 Google search] on the topic reveals that these permits are intended for the benefit of parents of severely autistic children who are at risk of, for example, bolting into traffic or [[26 December 2014|having meltdowns in public]]. In Virginia, a doctor must sign off on the application for the original permit, but not on subsequent renewals.<ref>[https://archive.is/ZKGTF Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]</ref><ref>[https://archive.is/0zzHr Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]</ref> Given this, it's likely that Barb applied for it when Chris was a child, and the family has kept the permit so long because their fat, lazy asses can't be bothered to walk more than a few yards. Obviously, every second Chris leaves Son-Chu parked in a handicapped space so that he can loiter inside a business establishment is a second someone who actually can't walk more than a few yards can't park there to actually conduct business, not that Chris notices or cares. | |||
==Dashboard== | |||
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In [[2017]], Chris had a [[Skylanders avatar]] of himself mounted on the dashboard. The figure, designed in-game by Chris and meant to resemble his [[Tomgirl]] persona, was 3D-printed by the Skylanders company and cost him $50. | |||
[[File:Cwchomersimpson.jpg|thumb|left|Homer, awaiting his ill gotten fate.]] | |||
[[File:Cwchomersimpson.jpg|thumb|Homer, awaiting his ill gotten fate.]] | A [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] figurine used to reside on Chris's dashboard. There also appeared to be a Sonichu-related item, possibly a paper cutout stuck to an air freshener ([[Chris and health#Hygiene|to mask the hobo stank]]), hanging from his rear-view mirror. | ||
A Homer Simpson figurine | |||
Interesting to note is that [https://archive.is/RqZjB Virginia law prohibits the suspension of distracting or view-obstructing objects from the rear-view mirror of a car], a fact which most Virginia driver's-ed programs make very clear, but with Chris's high-functioning life, he probably fell asleep during this part of the class. | |||
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==Vanity plate== | ==Vanity plate== | ||
[[File:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|thumb|The vanity plate, IRL (notice the [[autism]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] bumper stickers, along with a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] license plate frame).]] | {{quote|I’ve had a few license plates stolen from my car over the years, and had to buy new ones.|Chris<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>}} | ||
[[File:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|The vanity plate, as seen from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]].]] | |||
The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate|plate]] | [[File:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, IRL (notice the [[autism]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] bumper stickers, along with a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] license plate frame).]] | ||
[[File:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, as seen from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]].]] | |||
[[File:The Chris Chan Conspiracy - Framed Son-Chu License Plate.png|thumb|200px|Another vanity plate seen in a frame at 14 Branchland Court in footage shown in the second episode of ''[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]''.]] | |||
[[File:4channer_steals_plate.png|thumb|200px|A vanity plate thief shows off the stolen plate on [[4chan]].]] | |||
The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate|vanity plate]] read "[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]]", thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. '''Ever'''. This habit of having a vanity plate stems from family. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] had a vanity plate reading "UN4EVR" (apparently a statement of support for the [[Wikipedia:United Nations|United Nations]]) and another reading "I B MR C" ("I be Mr. C", as in [[IBAChandler|I be Mr. Chandler]]).<ref>[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]</ref> Barb has or had a vanity plate reading "B WESTON" (as in Barbara Weston).<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#B Weston License Plate]]</ref> It is worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state (16.2% of all eligible vehicles as of 2007), so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.<ref>[[Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America]]</ref> | |||
Chris's plate was fashionably overlaid with a "[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PIEDMONT VA CC]]" frame. | |||
The SONICHU plate was a favorite target for thieves. One such theft occurred to the Dodge Caravan after Chris was arrested for incest on 1 August 2021, which resulted in the van being unattended at a motel parking lot. | |||
Chris's plate | About a day after Chris's arrest, a once anonymous troll going by the alias Airsoft Al, left a sticky note on his car and stole his license plate. Not too long after he posted about it on 4chan. An autistic user named Airsoft Al was framed for it by '''Chase Lopez''' of being Abstract Airsoft. | ||
Following the [[Jail Saga]], with the introduction of the Chevrolet Aveo, a new iteration of the SONICHU plate was created, this time bearing the name "SONCIHU".<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref> | |||
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==Bumper stickers== | ==Bumper stickers== | ||
The Ford Escort featured a number of ancient and faded [[Wikipedia:Bumper sticker|bumper stickers]]. Odds are they were applied when he first received the car, and have been rotting on the bumper ever since. Bumper stickers have long been regarded as a means to relay one's ill-informed world views, and prominently display meaningless platitudes for the public view. Chris's choice in stickers is a prime example of typical bumper sticker fare. | |||
From left to right: | From left to right: | ||
* [[Sonichu]] window static - A nearly invisible, transparent overlay in the back window of Chris's car. Most of the text is too faded to decipher, but it contains the URL for [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|the old Tripod website]], what appears to be a faded drawing of the disembodied heads of both [[Sonic]] and | * [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] window static - A nearly invisible, transparent overlay in the back window of Chris's car. Most of the text is too faded to decipher, but it contains the URL for [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|the old Tripod website]], what appears to be a faded drawing of the disembodied heads of both [[Sonic]] and Sonichu, and a very faint rendering of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' title text. They seem similar to the [[:File:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg|ads in]] [[:File:163-cwcsonstecrdver2.jpg|the scrapbook]], but the logo is on the other side and the URL is bigger. | ||
* [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] - A round red sticker. The remnants of Chris's ill-fated and ultimately useless attendance of the local community college. | * [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] - A round red sticker. The remnants of Chris's ill-fated and ultimately useless attendance of the local community college. | ||
* Plan 9 Music<ref>[ | * Plan 9 Music<ref>[https://archive.is/ECj6V]</ref> - A bumper sticker for a local [[Chris and music|record shop]] where Chris probably buys his [[Britney Spears]] CDs. | ||
* An [[America]]n | * An [[America]]n flag - Incredibly faded and neglected. Text underneath the flag reads "United We Stand". Probably added in [[2001]], during a [[Twin Falling Towers|frenzy of patriotism]]. | ||
* "[[Autism]]. Work For A Cure." - As always, Chris feels the need to advertise his disability to the world. | * "[[Autism]]. Work For A Cure." - As always, Chris feels the need to advertise his disability to the world. | ||
* "[[Pedofork|Come Play With Me!]]" - | * "[[Pedofork|Come Play With Me!]]" - One of the most disturbing things Chris has put on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]] in [[Chris_and_writing#Exposition|Comic Sans]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|appreciate]] his endorsement. | ||
* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there. | * ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there. | ||
As of 25 [[October 2010]], it | As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appeared that Chris rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remained in the same place; however, the American flag had been removed and replaced with a [[Wikipedia:Ichthys|Jesus fish]], a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion|Christian]]. "Come Play With Me!" had been replaced with a "Save [[McIntire Park]]" sticker, likely for obvious reasons. Since this was the first time we'd seen Son-Chu for quite a while, it was impossible to determine when either of these changes were made. | ||
[[File:Son-Chu_at_Walmart,_2_June_'17.jpeg|thumb|right|Last image of the Ford Son-Chu, showing its bumper stickers. Note that Chris is indeed parked in a [[Slow-in-the-minds|handicap]] space.]] | |||
In [[2016]], an accidental field agent took the first known picture of Chris's Focus, showing that it had indeed been fitted with the "Sonichu" vanity plates, and a set of new bumper stickers. A later image from [[June 2017]], taken in a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] parking lot, shows that Chris subsequently added several more stickers, largely centered on asserting his current gender identity. Besides these, the Ford Son-Chu was notably heavy on [[Chris and brand loyalty|promotions for businesses and charities]]. From left to right, the current set of bumper stickers is: | |||
[[File:Sonchufocus-rear.jpg|thumb|right|The virgin mobile with the stickers peeled off]] | |||
* Atlas Comics<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20100110134110/http://www.atlascomicbooks.com/]</ref> - A barebones text advertisement for a now-defunct local comic book store which Chris presumably patronizes (he mentioned the store in the [[DayOut]] videos, but has never talked about it otherwise). | |||
* Brown<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20100106062022/http://www.brownautos.com/]</ref> - The logo of the Brown Auto Group, where either Chris or Barb bought the car. The sticker was almost certainly applied at the dealership, rather than by Chris. | |||
* Pride Flag - A oval-shaped sticker of a [[Tomgirl|transgender]] pride flag. | |||
* SPCA - Evidently, Chris is a devoted supporter of the SPCA, as seen by the sticker with the paw mark inside of the blue hand print. This is surprising as Chris is unable to take care of himself, let alone another living being. | |||
* Pinup Girl - A red outline of a reclining [[Women's Rights|pinup girl]] | |||
* State Farm - The logo of the State Farm insurance company, suggesting that the car was at least at some point covered by insurance. | |||
* Girls Kick Ass - The text "GIRLS KICK ASS", with [[Rainbow|rainbow-patterned]] stripes above and below. | |||
* HRC - The logo of the Human Rights Campaign, an [[SLGBTQ|LGBT]] political advocacy group. | |||
* WTJU<ref>[https://archive.is/w0ct5]</ref> - The logo of a variety music station operated from the [[University of Virginia]], where [[Bob]] once hosted a [[WTJU Marathon|jazz marathon]]. | |||
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==Distracted driving== | |||
[[File:drivingtotheextreme.png|thumb|right|Driving to the extreme!]] | |||
Chris has openly discussed fantasizing about his [[Dimensions|dimensional]] beliefs while behind the wheel. | |||
While driving to the [[2019]] [[BronyCon]], Chris, "for an hour or two," had "felt and caught vision" of [[Reldnahc]]'s army trying to invade [[14 Branchland Court]]<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 18</ref>. When a fan pointed out that Chris shouldn't have visions while driving, Chris replied<ref>https://archive.is/PKV6R</ref>: | |||
{{quotebox|I could not help it; I have no control when it starts up, and if I tried to stop or quench it while in progress, I would get a Major Headache.}} | |||
After BronyCon, according to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] had to help him drive through temporary possession<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 25]]</ref>. | |||
In addition to his fantasies, Chris also plays video games while waiting at stoplights: | |||
During his famous run-in with [[Michael Snyder]] on 4 [[June 2010]], Chris attempted to flee the parking lot of [[The GAMe PLACe]] in his car, but wound up boxed-in by Snyder and a couple of nearby police officers. Snyder claimed that Chris had intentionally tried to run him over with his car, an accusation that Chris | {{quoteboxgreen|One thing that did slightly concern me a bit was that on the ride back to the [[BronyCon|con]] center was Chris was hatching eggs on [[Pokemon Go]] on both phones on the center console while at stoplights.<ref>https://archive.is/tGNBz</ref>}} | ||
===Collisions and near-misses=== | |||
Chris and Barb have wound up in several fender benders, usually of his own fault, on multiple occasions: | |||
* On an unknown occasion (possibly the July 2005 crash), Chris claimed in a [[Mumble_2#Chris_Crashes_Due_To_Math|Mumble chat]] that he had an accident because his "mind got distracted by being its own calculator". | |||
* On 22 [[June 2005]], during his encounter with the management of the Charlottesville [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], Chris "nearly backed up onto" the store's [[Manajerks|manager]] towards the end of their argument. Given the way Chris describes the event (and his general unreliability as a witness), it's hard to say whether the near miss was intentional or accidental. | |||
* About a month later, on 25 [[July 2005]], Chris caused a minor fender-bender when he rear-ended a car he was following too closely. He was found to be at fault in the accident and ordered to pay $86 in fines and court costs. | |||
* During his famous run-in with [[Michael Snyder]] on 4 [[June 2010]], Chris attempted to flee the parking lot of [[The GAMe PLACe]] in his car, but wound up boxed-in by Snyder and a couple of nearby police officers. Snyder claimed that Chris had intentionally tried to run him over with his car, an accusation that Chris loudly denied. Also likely is that Chris, due to his poor coordination skills and admitted intoxication, nearly ran him over by accident in a blind panic. | |||
* During the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris and Barb attempted to escape the GAMe PLACe parking lot. While doing so, they hit Snyder twice with their car, resulting in unspecified injuries. Both Chris and Barb received a felony failure to stop charge as a result. During [[This is how the Trial went|their sentencing]], Chris was ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills from the incident. | |||
* In [[September 2013]], Chris caused another fender-bender: | |||
{{quotebox|God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn Smoker! Now the damn Jerkop is giving me a hard time, because I am screaming up at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>}} | |||
* In [[August 2019]], Chris backed up into a truck while he was "thinking about the next stop in [his] set of errands". He then left the scene and the Albemarle police tracked him down at his home for his insurance info.<ref name=aug2019car></ref> | |||
* On 28 [[March 2021]], Chris backed up into a big rig trailer, causing a smashed rear window and dented door frame to his vehicle.<ref name=march21fb>[[Misc texts#March 2021 fender bender]]</ref> | |||
* On 23 [[November 2021]], [[Barb]] failed to yield the right-of-way<ref>[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]</ref> in an accident with a tractor trailer, totaling her Dodge Caravan.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021]]</ref><ref>https://archive.is/VXneP/</ref> | |||
{{-}} | {{-}} | ||
== | ==Other incidents== | ||
* On 10 December [[2002]], Barb was pulled over in [[wikipedia:Louisa County, Virginia|Louisa County]] and charged with a defective right-side brake light. She ultimately paid $47.00 in court costs.<ref>[[:File:Barbchan2.PNG]]</ref> | |||
* On 26 [[February 2009]], Chris locked himself out of his car during the [[Ohio trip]]. | |||
* In [[April 2019]], Chris lost his wallet at a gas station in [[wikipedia:Newport News, Virginia|Newport News, Virginia]] after placing it on top of his van, forgetting it, and driving away. The wallet was turned into the local police station where Chris retrieved it later that month.<ref>[[April 2019 social media posts#Chris Loses His Wallet]]</ref> | |||
==Other cars== | |||
===Barb's BMW=== | |||
[[File:Facebook 9 Oct B.jpg|thumb|Barb's Beemer]] | |||
Barb formerly owned a 1999 [[Wikipedia:BMW Z3|BMW Z3]], a 5-speed manual 1.9-litre roadster in jet black. She bought the car in [[2009]]<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> and tried to sell it in [[2014]], asking for 10 grand.<ref>[[December_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref> | |||
===Barb's Aerostar=== | |||
[[File:Screenshot 46.png|left|thumb|Barb's Aerostar]] | |||
Prior to the Grand Caravan, Barb drove a teal 1992 Ford Aerostar. It's only really notable for being Chris's vehicle of choice during the [[28 October 2011|GAMe PLACe incident.]] Other than that, it only appeared in the background of a handful of videos and photos before being replaced with the Grand Caravan sometime in 2012-2013. The fate of the van is currently unknown and it has most likely been scrapped, though this generation of Ford minivans were actually fairly reliable and it's not out of the question that the van is still on the road somewhere. | |||
===The Mitsu=== | |||
[[File:The mitsu.png|thumb|One of very few images of the Mitsu.]] At some point one of the Chandlers, most likely Bob, purchased a silver 1995 Mitsubishi Mirage coupe. Chris apparently drove it from time to time to avoid detection from [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#The_Wandering_Jerkop.2C_Part_4|Jerkops,]] and he commonly referred to it as the "Mitsu". Very little is known about the car and it's unclear what happened to it, though the Chandlers got rid of it sometime after Bob died. Barb apparently didn't like it as much as her van. | |||
==In the comic== | |||
Son-Chu appears as a minor character in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics as yet another companion for Chris, and another plagiarized element shoved into his fictional universe. He initially appears simply as Chris's mode of transport, first appearing at the end of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], but in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] transforms into an [[Autobot]] and helps fight against the [[PVCC]] invasion of CWCville. Then, in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], he appears once more to ludicrously transform into a stage for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Chris's band]] to perform "[[Revive Zordon]]" and massacre the workers at the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building. Aesthetically, Son-Chu appears to resemble two characters from ''Transformers'' canon, [[wikipedia:Hotrod (Transformers)|Hotrod]] and [[wikipedia:Jazz (Transformers)|Jazz]]. | |||
[[File:Sonchu explain 3.jpeg|thumb|left|Chris quotes the [[CWCki]]]] | |||
Chris read this article in March 2017 and explained how he had designed Son-Chu<ref>[[March 2017 Facebook Posts]].</ref> | |||
{{quotebox|I've read what y'all thought were the inspiration Autobots behind Son-Chu: Jazz and Hot Rod? That is funny. Actually, when originally conceived in my noggin Years ago, I was binging on Transformers Animated during the time, and the only Autobot in mind that inspired the design was T.A. Bumblebee, in reference of how to make the breast part look like the hood while still having the original car hood in vehicle mode (albeit differing color). The remainder of the design actually came from Two past color Custom Autobot pages I designed and printed before then on Transformers.com. Jazz and Hot Rod were FAR away from my mind at the time.}} | |||
==Toy Son-Chu== | |||
[[File:Son-chu package.jpeg|thumb]] | |||
Chris created a Son-Chu figure in [[March 2017]]. It appeared in [[Son-Chu Review]], a ''48-minute''-long video of him playing with toys. | |||
Son-Chu's bio reads: | |||
{{quotebox|The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!}} | |||
It is made from pieces of three different Transformers - Breakaway, Sawback and Hot Rod - and was repainted, costing him over $40 to produce<ref>https://archive.is/IFJG4</ref>. | |||
He offered to make two copies as a raffle prize to promote his [[stamps]] business. | |||
====Past Ideas Reemerging Series==== | |||
[[File:PastIdeasReemergingImage1.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Magichan]] visits Son-Chu and team to share his wisdom.]] | |||
Chris used the Son-Chu figure as a main character in his [[2024]] video series, [[Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging]]. | |||
{{quotebox|Son-chu: "Thank you, Magichan... yeah... and ofcourse it be... among the sage-ness- the psychic ones that tend to want leave the most direct details and clues... overlooked for us to figure out for ourselves."}} | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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File:St patrick's.jpg|A drawing to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, March 2017. Chris did not explain what an Autobot has to do with an Irish-themed celebration. | |||
File:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|Side profile of the car. "[[Honor roll]]" my ass. | File:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|Side profile of the car. "[[Honor roll]]" my ass. | ||
File:Son-ChuBot.jpg|The car in Transformer mode. Note how the mild-mannered Escort somehow grows the front end of a Dodge Viper. | File:Son-ChuBot.jpg|The car in Transformer mode. Note how the mild-mannered Escort somehow grows the front end of a Dodge Viper. | ||
File: | File:Sonchu explain 2.jpeg|Prototype design from a Transformers.com game. Chris kept these for over ''10 years''. | ||
File:MODNATION 1.JPG|Son-Chu in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''. | File:MODNATION 1.JPG|Son-Chu in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''. | ||
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|Post-Beta | File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|Post-Beta | ||
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg|Transformed version. | File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg|Transformed version. | ||
File:SonChuComic9.jpg|Flawless. | File:SonChuComic9.jpg|Flawless. | ||
File:SC12.png|[[2012]] ''ModNation Racers'' edition. | File:SC12.png|[[2012]] ''ModNation Racers'' edition. | ||
File:Carsonchu.png|Google Street View from [[June 2011]]. Features Barb reading comix and lots of clutter. | |||
File:Escortvscaravan.jpg|Tonight on top gear, we review the Son-chu's | |||
File:Son-chu pose.jpg| Son-Chu and the CWC Defens | |||
File:IMG_8573.jpg|The car [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Son-Chu_sighting|seen]] driving [[August 2023]] | |||
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Son-Chu is the name Chris has given to his cars. Chris has driven several cars over the years, all bearing vanity plates reading "SONICHU" (or, most recently "SONCIHU"). Son-Chu's first incarnation was a 1994 Ford Escort station wagon that Chris drove until 2013, when he replaced it with a white Cadillac Seville, until it died from a cracked engine block. From September 2014 to November 2018, Chris drove a 2010 Ford Focus sedan, until its engine died. The Chandlers subsequently shared one vehicle: Barb's Dodge Grand Caravan, although Chris transferred the SONICHU plates onto it, thus making it the fourth and final incarnation of Son-Chu, until his arrest for incest and a thief stealing the unattended vehicle's plates, at which point the plates have been replaced and the van is now Barb's alone. The van was totaled in November 2021 following a T-bone collision which left Barb injured with broken ribs and a concussion.[1]
It is not known when Chris got his driver's license. The earliest he could have gotten it was 24 February 1998, his sixteenth birthday. However, in A Week With Christian Chandler, completed in May 2000, Chris documents himself riding home from school on the (short) bus, suggesting that he still had not learned to drive. At the latest, Chris would have needed to obtain a license by fall 2000 in order to drive himself to Piedmont Virginia Community College. In the Jessie Ruddy chatlogs, which are of uncertain authenticity, Chris claims that he got his license at 18.
While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple "disconcerting" issues which are listed elsewhere in this very wiki, the Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle which has been used to accidentally cause personal injury. The DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersville department.
Name backstory
Since Chris is a huge fan of Transformers, he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, "Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia, Autobot Squad; he is also is my Cool Sportin', Escortin' Car".[2] From the CWCipedia:
My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when Decepti-Clones attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the Cwcville Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise.
Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his Shield. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword.
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The reason why the car is named "Son-Chu" remains unknown; it could be a reference to Full-Tilt[3] and/or Wipe-Out,[4] both Transformers with hyphenated names that turn into cars.
Iterations of Son-Chu
Ford Escort
A second-generation Ford Escort LX (manufactured between 1991 and 1996), it was the former car of and a hand-me-down from his mother Barb.[5]
Members of the PVCC believed that the fact that Chris drove a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic fail. Chris did not save up his tugboat for a vehicle, deciding he had more important things to spend his money on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car can lead to getting china to screw.
Unsurprisingly, Chris's mother paid for his gas.[5]
Possibly the best look we got at Son-Chu's condition was in the DayOut videos. Every time the car is stopped at a traffic light or parked somewhere, the engine rattles loudly; while a vibration at idle is a known design flaw with that year of Ford Escort, it is very possible that the motor mounts are shot (another common problem on that year of Escort), and since Chris spends all his money on junk, replacing his motor mounts would put him over budget. A Pennzoil sticker on the windshield states that the next recommended oil change was to take place on 5 April 2009, over a year before the video was recorded; we also learn the virgin-mobile had at least 260,000 miles on it.
Cadillac Seville
According to a Facebook status from February 2012, Chris no longer owned, or at least no longer drove that particular Son-Chu. Why Chris bought another car and Escort Son-Chu's fate is unclear. However, said Facebook status suggests that he may have bought another car to avoid detection by jerkops. Considering how many miles the Escort had on it and how poorly Chris maintained it, there's a very high likelihood it was simply no longer drivable and needed too much work to be roadworthy again - that, or Chris, as inept as he is, simply couldn't figure out how to get it repaired or have someone fix it for him. Chris likely got rid of that Son-Chu sometime before fall 2011, as according to a leaked email, Chris was driving Barb's Ford Aerostar during the infamous GaMe PLaCe incident in October of that year. The car was photographed by Google Maps in June 2011, at which time was still owned by Chris, being its last public sighting. In September 2013, it was discovered that Son-Chu's "Sonichu" vanity plates had been transferred to a white 1992-1997 Cadillac Seville, which Chris posted several pictures of himself driving since 2012. At the same time, Son-Chu was not spotted in the yard of 14 Branchland Court, confirming that it is no longer in the Chandlers' possession. The rear bumper and trunk of the Seville had two hastily-pasted on stickers, with the first being another Christian Fish, and the second being an unreadable bumper sticker partially hidden by the closed trunk door.
In September 2014, Chris listed the Cadillac Seville on Craigslist, also noting that he and his family "invested thousands of dollars in not only a new CD Player/Radio, but Multiple repairs at a Cadillac dealership. But while it did run very well for a long time, a mechanic messed up on repairing it. Now it has a cracked engine block and requires a new battery and fresh gasoline." Cracked engine blocks were actually a fairly common issue with this generation of Cadillacs due to the Northstar V8 engine having major design flaws, meaning the damage was most likely not caused by Chandler neglect, nor the fault of a mechanic as Chris claims.
The Chandlers did eventually sell the Seville for an unknown amount to another buyer in December of 2014. The block damage was repaired and the vehicle was driven for another 2 years and 20,000 miles before being written off in an accident, sustaining significant damage to the front right quarter. After that, it was sent to the auto auction website Copart (As pictured), eventually being sold to a scrapper in Richmond for $150 in December of 2016. The vehicle was allegedly still able to move under its own power, though the aftermarket CD player Chris purchased was missing.[6]
Ford Focus
“ | And for those of you who simply MUST KNOW: the new vehicle idea was my mother's; she wanted a new van originally, but I really liked the Focus. | ” |
Chris[7] |
On 24 September 2014, Chris had purchased a used second generation Ford Focus (a 2010 4-door sedan SE) implying that the Cadillac Seville may have been sold. Chris paid $9,000 for the Focus, paying over $100 a month.[8]
This leads one to wonder how Chris was ever able to afford any new cars at all, let alone two of them; when he has now subjected to begging for donations and/or Legos on Facebook, let alone Barb's dental operation.
In July 2018, Chris recorded My Car is Heating Up Worse; PLEASE BUY from my eBay and HELP! Although fans gave him enough money to get it repaired, it merely prolonged the inevitable. In November 2018, The Captain reported that the car's engine was permanently broken:
“ | The day before Patches died the engine in the Focus crapped out. Something in the range of 4k to fix so he's sending it to auction hoping his fame will bring about more money than what it's worth (scrap) to pay off the rest is the loan. | ” |
The car only had about 110,000 miles on it or so when it was sold off. Considering Chris's history of automotive maintenance (particularly his year-overdue oil change for Son-Chu The First), plus Bob no longer being around to do it for him, it's more than likely that the engine damage resulted from simply being neglected.
The car was sold at auction over the winter and repaired. In May 2019, the Focus was purchased by D&D Motors in Maryland, a used-car dealership, where it was eventually sold in July of that year to someone who would probably treat it better. The car is still on the road to this day, beating the odds and surviving Chandler ownership.[9] Chris never bought anything to replace it and instead started driving Barb's minivan during the winter of 2018-2019.
Barb's Dodge Caravan
Barb owned a 2002 Dodge Grand Caravan, which had the license plate "B WESTON".[10] She was seen behind the wheel in WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE!. Chris apparently borrowed the car on occasion, possibly for grocery runs.[11]
Chris borrowed the car to drive to BronyCon due to Son-Chu being under repair. While on his way home from the con (held in Baltimore, Maryland), the car broke down at a Sheetz gas station in Bealeton, VA, prompting Chris to beg online for donations to cover a tow bill and record Waiting for the tow truck.
After the death of Chris's Focus in November 2018, the van became the primary vehicle of both Chris and Barb. Most likely this was a result of both Barb driving less as she enters the geriatric stage and Chris opting to spend his tugboat on more pressing matters instead of obtaining a newer, more reliable car.
Chris replaced the Dodge's B WESTON plate with a Sonichu one, cementing it as the fourth iteration of Son-Chu. The car with its new plate is visible in the background of a Pokemon Go photo Chris took in April 2019.
In August 2019, the day after Chris's 280-mile trip to BronyCon, the car suffered a mechanical issue. Chris stated:[12]
after starting the van, I’m whammed in the face with a sulfuric Odor. Ugh! Sylvana and I confirmed that there is now something wrong with the Air Conditioner, so we will have it checked at the local auto repair soon. |
A sulfuric odor could indicate a broken catalytic converter or fuel pressure sensor; this is likely to cost hundreds of dollars to fix/replace and contribute further to the Financhu Crisis.
The following month, Barb took the van in for maintenance on a turn signal bulb and was informed that the exhaust and brake system would need to be replaced, costing around $1,000. Chris took to Twitter to beg for the money.[13]
On 28 March 2021, Chris damaged the van, denting its trunk door and smashing its rear windshield, by backing up into a big rig trailer. He and Barb took it to a body shop to have the trunk door replaced.[14]
Photos taken by a fan on 3 April 2021.
Chris planned to drive the van to attend the August 2021 Everfree Northwest convention in Seattle, WA, which would have been a 41-hour drive crossing mountainous terrain. However, Null vetoed the plan out of safety concerns and arranged for a flight instead.[15] However, the Incest call completely derailed these plans and the trip was cancelled. Instead, Chris took his car to a hotel in Richmond, where he parked it in a spot where he could wait out a few nights before he could return to his home. Chris was arrested on 1 August 2021, leaving the car unattended. Sometime between then and 3 August 2021, a 4channer stole the vanity license plates off of the vehicle.
The van was returned to the Chandler Household around, or exactly on 29 August 2021, this time with Barb's plates put back onto it.
On 23 November 2021, Barb, not having her son to drive her anywhere, experienced a traffic accident with a tractor-trailer. The van got T-boned on its left side, with the airbags not deployed, resulting in Barb breaking two of her ribs and getting a concussion.[1] The van was totaled and Barb was charged with Fail to Yield Right-of-Way for the incident and paid a $30 fine and $76 in court costs.
Carfax report on the November 2021 crash.
Chevrolet Aveo
Following the Jail Saga, on 25 August 2023, Chris was spotted driving a 2006 Chevrolet Aveo. Records showed that the vehicle was purchased on 19 May 2023 for $3,500.[16]
According to Carfax, the Aveo, as of 3 August 2023, has 138,482mi, and in typical Chris fashion, is overdue for an oil change.[17]
Instead of reporting his SONICHU license plate as stolen, Chris opted for a brand new plate, SONCIHU. The license plate also has a specialty design promoting the Friends of the Blue Ridge nonprofit, with a blue and gold color scheme reminiscent of Sonichu himself.
On 4 September 2023, the Aveo was sighted at 14 Branchland Court.[18] On 19 September, the Aveo was spotted at an unspecified parking lot and photographed. The photo shows Chris had duct-taped something to his dash, and also that the paint on the hood was peeling in large amounts.[19]
Chris's car has been sighted at a Big Island house which is co-owned by Caden Peck and a LLC. It was first observed there by a Google Streetview camera in October 2023 which captured an image of the car parked with a tarp over it (but with a wheel visible). Subsequently, in November, a Discord user photographed a clear image of the car - showing the license plates were covered while parked at the home. In May 2024, a Reddit user would take photographs of the car at the home showing that the license plates were no longer covered.[20]
With object taped to dash, September 2023
Image by Google Streetview, October 2023
Photographed at the Big Island house, November 2023
Photographed at the Big Island house, May 2024
Handicap parking permit
Being a high-functioning autistic male, Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car.
Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in one of only two states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. A quick Google search on the topic reveals that these permits are intended for the benefit of parents of severely autistic children who are at risk of, for example, bolting into traffic or having meltdowns in public. In Virginia, a doctor must sign off on the application for the original permit, but not on subsequent renewals.[21][22] Given this, it's likely that Barb applied for it when Chris was a child, and the family has kept the permit so long because their fat, lazy asses can't be bothered to walk more than a few yards. Obviously, every second Chris leaves Son-Chu parked in a handicapped space so that he can loiter inside a business establishment is a second someone who actually can't walk more than a few yards can't park there to actually conduct business, not that Chris notices or cares.
Dashboard
In 2017, Chris had a Skylanders avatar of himself mounted on the dashboard. The figure, designed in-game by Chris and meant to resemble his Tomgirl persona, was 3D-printed by the Skylanders company and cost him $50.
A Homer Simpson figurine used to reside on Chris's dashboard. There also appeared to be a Sonichu-related item, possibly a paper cutout stuck to an air freshener (to mask the hobo stank), hanging from his rear-view mirror.
Interesting to note is that Virginia law prohibits the suspension of distracting or view-obstructing objects from the rear-view mirror of a car, a fact which most Virginia driver's-ed programs make very clear, but with Chris's high-functioning life, he probably fell asleep during this part of the class.
Vanity plate
“ | I’ve had a few license plates stolen from my car over the years, and had to buy new ones. | ” |
Chris[23] |
The vanity plate read "SONICHU", thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. Ever. This habit of having a vanity plate stems from family. Bob had a vanity plate reading "UN4EVR" (apparently a statement of support for the United Nations) and another reading "I B MR C" ("I be Mr. C", as in I be Mr. Chandler).[24] Barb has or had a vanity plate reading "B WESTON" (as in Barbara Weston).[25] It is worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state (16.2% of all eligible vehicles as of 2007), so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.[26]
Chris's plate was fashionably overlaid with a "PIEDMONT VA CC" frame.
The SONICHU plate was a favorite target for thieves. One such theft occurred to the Dodge Caravan after Chris was arrested for incest on 1 August 2021, which resulted in the van being unattended at a motel parking lot.
About a day after Chris's arrest, a once anonymous troll going by the alias Airsoft Al, left a sticky note on his car and stole his license plate. Not too long after he posted about it on 4chan. An autistic user named Airsoft Al was framed for it by Chase Lopez of being Abstract Airsoft.
Following the Jail Saga, with the introduction of the Chevrolet Aveo, a new iteration of the SONICHU plate was created, this time bearing the name "SONCIHU".[27]
Bumper stickers
The Ford Escort featured a number of ancient and faded bumper stickers. Odds are they were applied when he first received the car, and have been rotting on the bumper ever since. Bumper stickers have long been regarded as a means to relay one's ill-informed world views, and prominently display meaningless platitudes for the public view. Chris's choice in stickers is a prime example of typical bumper sticker fare.
From left to right:
- Sonichu window static - A nearly invisible, transparent overlay in the back window of Chris's car. Most of the text is too faded to decipher, but it contains the URL for the old Tripod website, what appears to be a faded drawing of the disembodied heads of both Sonic and Sonichu, and a very faint rendering of the Sonichu title text. They seem similar to the ads in the scrapbook, but the logo is on the other side and the URL is bigger.
- Piedmont Virginia Community College - A round red sticker. The remnants of Chris's ill-fated and ultimately useless attendance of the local community college.
- Plan 9 Music[28] - A bumper sticker for a local record shop where Chris probably buys his Britney Spears CDs.
- An American flag - Incredibly faded and neglected. Text underneath the flag reads "United We Stand". Probably added in 2001, during a frenzy of patriotism.
- "Autism. Work For A Cure." - As always, Chris feels the need to advertise his disability to the world.
- "Come Play With Me!" - One of the most disturbing things Chris has put on his car. It is an advertisement for The GAMe PLACe in Comic Sans. We are sure that they appreciate his endorsement.
- ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.
As of 25 October 2010, it appeared that Chris rearranged his sticker collection, seen in DayOut. The Plan 9 Music sticker remained in the same place; however, the American flag had been removed and replaced with a Jesus fish, a common symbol for identifying oneself as a Christian. "Come Play With Me!" had been replaced with a "Save McIntire Park" sticker, likely for obvious reasons. Since this was the first time we'd seen Son-Chu for quite a while, it was impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.
In 2016, an accidental field agent took the first known picture of Chris's Focus, showing that it had indeed been fitted with the "Sonichu" vanity plates, and a set of new bumper stickers. A later image from June 2017, taken in a Wal-Mart parking lot, shows that Chris subsequently added several more stickers, largely centered on asserting his current gender identity. Besides these, the Ford Son-Chu was notably heavy on promotions for businesses and charities. From left to right, the current set of bumper stickers is:
- Atlas Comics[29] - A barebones text advertisement for a now-defunct local comic book store which Chris presumably patronizes (he mentioned the store in the DayOut videos, but has never talked about it otherwise).
- Brown[30] - The logo of the Brown Auto Group, where either Chris or Barb bought the car. The sticker was almost certainly applied at the dealership, rather than by Chris.
- Pride Flag - A oval-shaped sticker of a transgender pride flag.
- SPCA - Evidently, Chris is a devoted supporter of the SPCA, as seen by the sticker with the paw mark inside of the blue hand print. This is surprising as Chris is unable to take care of himself, let alone another living being.
- Pinup Girl - A red outline of a reclining pinup girl
- State Farm - The logo of the State Farm insurance company, suggesting that the car was at least at some point covered by insurance.
- Girls Kick Ass - The text "GIRLS KICK ASS", with rainbow-patterned stripes above and below.
- HRC - The logo of the Human Rights Campaign, an LGBT political advocacy group.
- WTJU[31] - The logo of a variety music station operated from the University of Virginia, where Bob once hosted a jazz marathon.
Distracted driving
Chris has openly discussed fantasizing about his dimensional beliefs while behind the wheel.
While driving to the 2019 BronyCon, Chris, "for an hour or two," had "felt and caught vision" of Reldnahc's army trying to invade 14 Branchland Court[32]. When a fan pointed out that Chris shouldn't have visions while driving, Chris replied[33]:
I could not help it; I have no control when it starts up, and if I tried to stop or quench it while in progress, I would get a Major Headache. |
After BronyCon, according to Chris, Magi-Chan had to help him drive through temporary possession[34].
In addition to his fantasies, Chris also plays video games while waiting at stoplights:
One thing that did slightly concern me a bit was that on the ride back to the con center was Chris was hatching eggs on Pokemon Go on both phones on the center console while at stoplights.[35] |
Collisions and near-misses
Chris and Barb have wound up in several fender benders, usually of his own fault, on multiple occasions:
- On an unknown occasion (possibly the July 2005 crash), Chris claimed in a Mumble chat that he had an accident because his "mind got distracted by being its own calculator".
- On 22 June 2005, during his encounter with the management of the Charlottesville Wal-Mart, Chris "nearly backed up onto" the store's manager towards the end of their argument. Given the way Chris describes the event (and his general unreliability as a witness), it's hard to say whether the near miss was intentional or accidental.
- About a month later, on 25 July 2005, Chris caused a minor fender-bender when he rear-ended a car he was following too closely. He was found to be at fault in the accident and ordered to pay $86 in fines and court costs.
- During his famous run-in with Michael Snyder on 4 June 2010, Chris attempted to flee the parking lot of The GAMe PLACe in his car, but wound up boxed-in by Snyder and a couple of nearby police officers. Snyder claimed that Chris had intentionally tried to run him over with his car, an accusation that Chris loudly denied. Also likely is that Chris, due to his poor coordination skills and admitted intoxication, nearly ran him over by accident in a blind panic.
- During the 28 October 2011 incident, Chris and Barb attempted to escape the GAMe PLACe parking lot. While doing so, they hit Snyder twice with their car, resulting in unspecified injuries. Both Chris and Barb received a felony failure to stop charge as a result. During their sentencing, Chris was ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills from the incident.
- In September 2013, Chris caused another fender-bender:
God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn Smoker! Now the damn Jerkop is giving me a hard time, because I am screaming up at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!![36] |
- In August 2019, Chris backed up into a truck while he was "thinking about the next stop in [his] set of errands". He then left the scene and the Albemarle police tracked him down at his home for his insurance info.[12]
- On 28 March 2021, Chris backed up into a big rig trailer, causing a smashed rear window and dented door frame to his vehicle.[14]
- On 23 November 2021, Barb failed to yield the right-of-way[37] in an accident with a tractor trailer, totaling her Dodge Caravan.[38][39]
Other incidents
- On 10 December 2002, Barb was pulled over in Louisa County and charged with a defective right-side brake light. She ultimately paid $47.00 in court costs.[40]
- On 26 February 2009, Chris locked himself out of his car during the Ohio trip.
- In April 2019, Chris lost his wallet at a gas station in Newport News, Virginia after placing it on top of his van, forgetting it, and driving away. The wallet was turned into the local police station where Chris retrieved it later that month.[41]
Other cars
Barb's BMW
Barb formerly owned a 1999 BMW Z3, a 5-speed manual 1.9-litre roadster in jet black. She bought the car in 2009[42] and tried to sell it in 2014, asking for 10 grand.[43]
Barb's Aerostar
Prior to the Grand Caravan, Barb drove a teal 1992 Ford Aerostar. It's only really notable for being Chris's vehicle of choice during the GAMe PLACe incident. Other than that, it only appeared in the background of a handful of videos and photos before being replaced with the Grand Caravan sometime in 2012-2013. The fate of the van is currently unknown and it has most likely been scrapped, though this generation of Ford minivans were actually fairly reliable and it's not out of the question that the van is still on the road somewhere.
The Mitsu
At some point one of the Chandlers, most likely Bob, purchased a silver 1995 Mitsubishi Mirage coupe. Chris apparently drove it from time to time to avoid detection from Jerkops, and he commonly referred to it as the "Mitsu". Very little is known about the car and it's unclear what happened to it, though the Chandlers got rid of it sometime after Bob died. Barb apparently didn't like it as much as her van.
In the comic
Son-Chu appears as a minor character in the Sonichu comics as yet another companion for Chris, and another plagiarized element shoved into his fictional universe. He initially appears simply as Chris's mode of transport, first appearing at the end of Sonichu #0, but in Sonichu #9 transforms into an Autobot and helps fight against the PVCC invasion of CWCville. Then, in Sonichu #10, he appears once more to ludicrously transform into a stage for Chris's band to perform "Revive Zordon" and massacre the workers at the 4-Cent Garbage building. Aesthetically, Son-Chu appears to resemble two characters from Transformers canon, Hotrod and Jazz.
Chris read this article in March 2017 and explained how he had designed Son-Chu[44]
I've read what y'all thought were the inspiration Autobots behind Son-Chu: Jazz and Hot Rod? That is funny. Actually, when originally conceived in my noggin Years ago, I was binging on Transformers Animated during the time, and the only Autobot in mind that inspired the design was T.A. Bumblebee, in reference of how to make the breast part look like the hood while still having the original car hood in vehicle mode (albeit differing color). The remainder of the design actually came from Two past color Custom Autobot pages I designed and printed before then on Transformers.com. Jazz and Hot Rod were FAR away from my mind at the time. |
Toy Son-Chu
Chris created a Son-Chu figure in March 2017. It appeared in Son-Chu Review, a 48-minute-long video of him playing with toys.
Son-Chu's bio reads:
The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off! |
It is made from pieces of three different Transformers - Breakaway, Sawback and Hot Rod - and was repainted, costing him over $40 to produce[45].
He offered to make two copies as a raffle prize to promote his stamps business.
Past Ideas Reemerging Series
Chris used the Son-Chu figure as a main character in his 2024 video series, Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging.
Son-chu: "Thank you, Magichan... yeah... and ofcourse it be... among the sage-ness- the psychic ones that tend to want leave the most direct details and clues... overlooked for us to figure out for ourselves." |
Gallery
Side profile of the car. "Honor roll" my ass.
Son-Chu in ModNation Racers.
2012 ModNation Racers edition.
Google Street View from June 2011. Features Barb reading comix and lots of clutter.
The car seen driving August 2023
Sources
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Jail Letter - 27 November 2021
- ↑ Son-Chu
- ↑ transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Full-Tilt
- ↑ transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Wipe-Out
- ↑ 5.0 5.1 Mumble 10
- ↑ https://archive.ph/DUF89/
- ↑ September_2014_Facebook_Posts
- ↑ Catherine
- ↑ Car listing
- ↑ info
- ↑ https://archive.is/2ohFq
- ↑ 12.0 12.1 August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns
- ↑ September 2019 social media posts#Van's in bad shape
- ↑ 14.0 14.1 Misc texts#March 2021 fender bender
- ↑ Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW
- ↑ Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate
- ↑ File:Chevrolet_Aveo_Mileage.png
- ↑ Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#14_Branchland_Court
- ↑ Post-jail sightings (2023)#Unspecified parking lot
- ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichuSFW/comments/1cvu4zt/chris_chan_car_sighting/ (archive)
- ↑ Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles
- ↑ Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles
- ↑ 2018 Sales Listings
- ↑ CWC Update 29 July 2009
- ↑ Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#B Weston License Plate
- ↑ Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America
- ↑ Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate
- ↑ [1]
- ↑ [2]
- ↑ [3]
- ↑ [4]
- ↑ Sonichu 14, pg 18
- ↑ https://archive.is/PKV6R
- ↑ Sonichu 14, pg 25]]
- ↑ https://archive.is/tGNBz
- ↑ September 2013 Facebook Posts
- ↑ File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png
- ↑ Jail Letter - 27 November 2021
- ↑ https://archive.is/VXneP/
- ↑ File:Barbchan2.PNG
- ↑ April 2019 social media posts#Chris Loses His Wallet
- ↑ Mumble 1
- ↑ December_2014_Facebook_Posts
- ↑ March 2017 Facebook Posts.
- ↑ https://archive.is/IFJG4
See also
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