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| '''Daniel Weston''' is one of the people who Chris claims to be one of his illustrious ancestors. He was, according to Chris, aboard the ''[[Wikipedia:Mayflower|Mayflower]]'', the ship that sailed the [[Wikipedia:Pilgrim Fathers|Pilgrim Fathers]] to [[America]] in [[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|1620]];<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref> however, according to all known passenger lists of the ''Mayflower'', there was never a man named Weston aboard.<ref>[http://genforum.genealogy.com/weston/messages/54.html Genealogy Forum]</ref> Chris has stated that Weston was descended from [[Anne Boleyn]], though that in turn raises the question of why a descendant of royalty (especially Catholic royalty) would be fleeing England on the ''Mayflower'' (which was full of Puritans) in the first place. There is a possibility that Chris actually meant to say [[wikipedia:Pilgrim Fathers|Thomas Weston]], an English merchant who funded The Mayflower. Chris later admitted that Daniel Weston was not on the ''Mayflower'' and that "he made his voyage later on."<ref>[[Mailbag 27]]</ref> | | '''Daniel Weston''' is one of the people who Chris claims to be one of his illustrious ancestors. He was, according to Chris, aboard the ''[[Wikipedia:Mayflower|Mayflower]]'', the ship that sailed the [[Wikipedia:Pilgrim Fathers|Pilgrim Fathers]] to [[America]] in [[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|1620]];<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref> however, according to all known passenger lists of the ''Mayflower'', there was never a man named Weston aboard.<ref>[http://genforum.genealogy.com/weston/messages/54.html Genealogy Forum]</ref> Chris has stated that Weston was descended from [[Anne Boleyn]], though that in turn raises the question of why a descendant of royalty (especially Catholic royalty) would be fleeing England on the ''Mayflower'' (which was full of Puritans) in the first place. There is a possibility that Chris actually meant to say [[wikipedia:Pilgrim Fathers|Thomas Weston]], an English merchant who funded The Mayflower. Chris later admitted that Daniel Weston was not on the ''Mayflower'' and that "he made his voyage later on."<ref>[[Mailbag 27]]</ref> |
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| This is either complete bullshit from Chris, or his [[Barbara|mother]] refusing to tell him that his bloodline is comprised only of rednecks. In reality, Chris's earliest known paternal ancestor was a hick named William Wynn, whose grandson was an adulterous [[alcohol]]ic.<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d9842.html#P1254</ref> | | This is either complete bullshit from Chris, or his [[Barbara|mother]] not wanting to suggest that he may not be as special as he thinks he is. In reality, Chris's earliest known paternal ancestor was a hick named William Wynn, whose grandson was an adulterous [[alcohol]]ic.<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d9842.html#P1254</ref> |
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Portrait of Daniel Weston, c. 1623
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As a matter of fact, among my, uh, mother's side in the uh, ancestral traits *sighs* we have uh, we have been traced down to Daniel Weston, who was on the main--Mayflower voyage.
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Daniel Weston is one of the people who Chris claims to be one of his illustrious ancestors. He was, according to Chris, aboard the Mayflower, the ship that sailed the Pilgrim Fathers to America in 1620;[1] however, according to all known passenger lists of the Mayflower, there was never a man named Weston aboard.[2] Chris has stated that Weston was descended from Anne Boleyn, though that in turn raises the question of why a descendant of royalty (especially Catholic royalty) would be fleeing England on the Mayflower (which was full of Puritans) in the first place. There is a possibility that Chris actually meant to say Thomas Weston, an English merchant who funded The Mayflower. Chris later admitted that Daniel Weston was not on the Mayflower and that "he made his voyage later on."[3]
This is either complete bullshit from Chris, or his mother not wanting to suggest that he may not be as special as he thinks he is. In reality, Chris's earliest known paternal ancestor was a hick named William Wynn, whose grandson was an adulterous alcoholic.[4]
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