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Quote of the Now “ Everyone of Earth in this Universe and Timeline, this is the voice of Emmanuel, God of Gods and of the various names made of me worldwide, speaking through my child, the one Prime of all Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichus. Hear and heed my words well and deep. As I have taught through my child long ago in Israel, you need to forgive all who have trespassed against you, forgive those who are indebted to you and who you are debuted of, as well as forgiving the sinners. And I tell true, there are a lot of sinners on varying perverted levels, all of you. I tell you true that in every aspect of the past decades in all, I personally have forgiven and cleansed Christine, my Daughter, mind you, who was my Son. Female pronouns are correct with her, and I support that. And all of the Gods and Goddess under me have forgiven Christine as well. All of you need to give Christine kindness and support in her redemption arc. She has repented very much by only one other who is of great significance by my word and our prophecy. With that being said, #HarmonyCon 2026 was one of the first transformative events of her and everyone, as will every single convention afterwards, and all of you should be welcoming of my daughter. The one in attendance, as it is known that it was not one of the staff who recognized her in the redeemed Tommy Oliver's White Ranger attire, symbolizing that Light Power and Holy Light energies. That One person shall have really bad karma for years until when they're swimming in lava and brimstone. The One attendant who ratted Christine out out of selfish hatred, Step Forward, come clean with honesty and repentance, and apologize openly to Christine and Everyone all around the world, and you shall be forgiven. Otherwise, I feel sorry for you. And to Everyone else who read and hear of this message, if you do not heed my words as typed here and linked on Christine's Twitter page, karma will hit you harsh, as well by my command with varying levels of severity, depending on your sin level. Honor my child, here, as you have honored Jesus and those you appreciate earnestly. Confirm this for yourselves with the massive shift in energy filled with cleansing Holy Light Power on the very moment I press "Post All" on this thread. Go forth with that which is Holy, Light Powered and Good. ” Chris whining about being kicked out of HarmonyCon while roleplaying as God.

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 845 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,684 days 909 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,329 days 5,989 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,989 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now The race of people is often considered a sensitive topic, a poor match for Chris, with his lack of social tact and tendency to take pop culture stereotypes literally. While Chris doesn't seem to hold deeply bigoted views or have irrational hatred toward people that aren't white (or at least not on the same level as his views on homosexuals, people with Asperger's Syndrome, and MALES) he has been remarkably tone-deaf when talking about, or portraying, minorities in his comics and videos. The Miscreants group of trolls used race as ammo to mock and manipulate Chris. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2010, Chris answers Mailbag 53 on the CWCipedia, and the Sysop uploads Mailbag 57. A fifth page of Sonichu Revolution is added. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris hates the word "Aspergers" almost as much as the word "Naïve"? ... and that Chris has no idea what Naïve actually means? ... that Bryan Bash sent a handful of hookers to Chris' house? ... that wooden badges are delicious? ... that Chris loves McDonald's, while his dad preferred Burger King? ... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"? ... and that his Spanish name is Ricardo? ... and that his legal name is now Christine? ... that the Long Island Iced Tea is the official cocktail of /cow/? ... that Ivy was real? ... that Flutter's name shall not be revealed?

Da Update It is currently February 2026. It has been... 4 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 43 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 16 February Chris complains about those who interpreted his HarmonyCon "light power" speech as "white power" and then roleplays as God while complaining about his HarmonyCon ban. Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 1. 14 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6 and 14 February 2026 Cameo videos. 13 February - Chris gets kicked out of another convention. 13 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 5. 11 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4 (video) and Inspiration from Luann by Greg Evans. 9 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 4. 7 February - Chris publishes Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 2 - Real Retro Gaming. 6 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 3. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011. 20 December - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby C. Part 1 from April 2011. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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