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Due to the request of ''Christian Weston Chandler'', this afternoon, '''we''' at the CWCki have independently decided to remove this main page from our site. We have also removed all references that '''slander, vilify, demean, found to be overly offensive, ableist, sexist and giving her emotional stress.''' In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on '''far too long''' and '''gotten far out of hand'''. We have unfairly focused on her to the point of intruding in her private life and causing her '''great personal grief, "''lonely, sad and depressed''", "''distressed and upset''", "''constantly hurt''", "''constant, zombie-like, blank''", "''lost''", "''in misery''", having the "''worst broken heart ever''"''' which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is '''not in line with our site goals''', and we '''never wanted something like this'''. Still, we must take '''complete responsibility''' for all our actions, both '''public and private'''. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.
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We know that her public comments on Facebook and her silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even '''her family and her friends.'''  We also reached to the point of having being overly obsessed with her, and we deeply regret that. We are also sorry for misgendering her as we receive a lot of backlash from various websites, one of them is r/GamerGhazi. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors:  
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'''First''', by a desire to '''protect herself from the embarrassment of her own conduct.'''
 
She was also very concerned about '''protecting her family'''. According to her, if it wasn't for us for intruding her personal life, '''her father would have been alive today and we're deeply sorry for this.''' The investigation moved on to her family and friends, then into her private life.  Because of this, we've reached the point of recently accusing her of shoplifting which we would like to apologise about this as well.
 
And now the investigation itself is under investigation. According to one of her friends, we've never '''''respected her and treated her like a human being''''' and we're deeply sorry for this as well.
 
This also has '''gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.'''
 
Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the main page, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris's private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim her family life for her family. Even Internet celebrities have private lives. '''It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national lives.''' Our website has been distracted by this matter for '''far too long''', and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.
 
In the future, we're also in progress to sell off this website in order to monetarily compensate Chris as an apology for all of this -- this includes the forum too. Currently, another big box of stuff is on its way to be sent to Chris for all of this. We are currently in progress of having conversations with '''''The GAMe PLACe'', ''Mal-Wart'' and ''McDonalds'' employees''' who are working around his area to unban Chris and '''never ban her from anywhere else, ever.'''
 
We're also proceeding to take legal steps against the people who troll her -- which include, but not limited to:
 
*Adam Stackhouse
*Ahuviya Harel
*America
*Amud
*Andrew Dobson
*Anita Sarkeesian
*Anthony 'A-Log' Logatto
*Anna McLerran
*Anna Stackhouse
*Asperpedia Four
*The Ballpit Forum
*Batman
*BILLY MAYS
*Blanca Weiss
*BlueSpike
*Brianna Wu
*Bryan Bash
*Chad Thundercock
*Charlottesville people
*Chris's High School Gal-pals
*Chris's Pastor
*Clyde Cash
*cogsdev
*Cole Smithey
*Connor Bible
*CoolDudeClem
*Coty Smith
*Daniel Mimms and Lucas White
*DarkSydePhil
*David Moyes
*DisneyFan01
*The Dodo Brain
*Dormiebasne
*Eli
*Emily
*Failosophy
*The GODDAMNED PINHEADS
*Gabe Navarro
*The GAMe PLACe
*Glaive
*GodJesus
*Google
*Homer Ruglia Beoulve
*Homos
*Ivy O'Neil
*Jace Connors
*Jack Thaddeus
*Jason Kendrick Howell
*Jay Geis
*Jenn the Tortoise-kin
*Jerkops
*Jimmy Hill
*John Langley
*Joshua Martinez
*Kacey Devoria
*Ken Penders
*Keurig Company
*The Lady Manager at Mal-Wart
*Lauren Faust
*Liquid Chris
*Lordsillynipples
*Louis Van Gaal
*Man in the Pickle Suit
*Mary Lee Walsh
*McDonalds employees
*Megan Schroeder
*Michael Snyder
*MylarBalloonFan
*MysteriousMrEnter
*Nathanael Greene Elementary School
*Null 
*The Offline Cyberbully/Troll
*PandaHalo
*Peter Coffin
*Pixyteri
*Richard Heinz
*Rob Bell
*Robert Simmons V
*Robert Wayne Stiles
*Ruckersville people
*Sarah Anne Bevel Ingram
*Sarah Butts
*Sega
*Shigeru Miyamoto
*Sonic The Hedgehog
*Surfshack Tito
*Tara Strong
*Thorg
*TJChurch
*Tyce Andrews
*Vade
*Vivian Gee
*Wizardchan
*WogglebugLoveProductions
*Zoe Quinn
 
'''Now it is time''' -- in fact, '''it is past time to move on.''' We have important work to do -- '''real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.'''
 
And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the '''''past eight years''''', as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century. After all, to quote Chris herself:
 
{{quote|For you are not just dragging Christian Weston Chandler's name in the mud, you also drag the American hopes and dreams and ideas of the majority of these great, humble United States of America along with her.}}
 
We're deeply sorry for not only dragging the American Dream through the mud, but also slandering a true American patriot of proud, Anchuent Cherokian ancestry.
 
Thank you. And good night.

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Quote of the Now

“ One more complaint! One, more, itsy-bitsy complaint! L-Ight! L-IGHT! LIGHT POWER! LIGHT POWER! LIGHT! LIGHT! Okay, how could anybody confuse light for white?! And then turn it into something obviously F-[Fluttershy yay] racist?! [shakes head side to side] I never said white power. I never said white power. I said LIGHT power. [stands up and moves closer to the camera] Here's your lesson, here is your f-[Fluttershy yay] bonus lesson! Ligh, wigh, ligh, whi, ligh, whi. [clears thoat] [sits back down] OKAY?! I am not a racist. I said and I exuded with an aura sphere! Mind you, you could consider it ka-me-ha-me-ha of exuding light power! Alright!? ”
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Chris meets GodBear • Watch & Win Sweepstakes • AN F IN ENGLISH CLASS?! • Slam attack! • Attraction Sign • "I'M STILL STUCK AS A VIRGIN WITH RAGE!" • It's Fraggle Rock, Father. • Future Message • Kick, Punch, it's all in the mind! • CWC is Angry • Masturbating and squirtin' • ShecameforCWC.JPG • Dykes...Dykes! CHINA! • Medallion Destruction • The Pickle Man tricked me again... • Boobies! Vaginas. Mmm... • I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD! • DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS • I'm cuttin it down! • JULAAAY! • Ohio trip • Medallion up the ass • Date with Emily • I'll be in your dreams! • Holding Out For a Hero • GONNA STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! • MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEARRRRR! • I have your mugshot... • Pyong, pyong, pyong! • Bottoms up! • I get BLANGRY! • Grand number of pounds • Crazy nudie audition • I love you so much, I love you so muuuuuch! • I got a fish! • Rollin' and Trollin' • BURN IN HELL! • OK2BGay • Chris humps his PS3 • SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE • SingStar Challenge • MY! NAME! IS! NOT! IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING! • DIEEEEEEE YOU! • I've got a little Chun-Li within me. • OFF! THE! INTERNET! • Sign Destruction Video • Half-and-half! • Chris Loses It • Chris Did 9/11 • Father Call • Parkay • OH MY GOD!!! UGH!!! ARE YOU REALLY A HERMAPHRODITE?! • BUDDHA BELLY AND EXAGGERATED MANBOOBS! • Patti will have your soul tonight! • Alec Benson Leary calls • CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA! • Don't Mess With Me • Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! • Trolling stupid pickle suited... • JEW! • Fridays After Five • JenkinsJinkies • Chris writes underage gay erotica • Chris destroys his PS3 • Mr Popo Cosplay • DivineTrial • Electric Hedgehog power! • Chris Chan's a real nigga! • Tomgirl pictures • Cakefarts • Goodbye Horses • Chris Rocks Out • Chris and his mom do a hit-and-run • No longer a virgin • Burning down the house • Un-clit • Sonic's arms are NOT blue! • Don't call anybody! • HelloLadyFans • Proposition to Sega • Frozen Semen • Please have my babies. • Stephanie Bustcakes • Die, Trump, die! • DIY Vagina • Do not hate! Hate is not so good. • #HarassCWCdirectly • Chris dances with Magi-Chan • Q&A NO MORE! • Get Out, You D*** Nazis • Dick Licker; that is I • Hey now, you're an All-Star! • TooManyGames meltdown • AY, YOU TOILET! • Chris Kisses Cryzel • Chris screams at the camera • Just keep reading... • The Last Will and Testament of Chris-Chan • Why they would never deliver any pizza from this place you FRICKIN-FRACKIN HATING TROLLS! • The time has come to start listing out the back-talkers • THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES. • I'll Be Your Mirror • I crapped my panties • HASBROOOOOOO! • The Point of No Return • The Perp Walk of Shame • I am Literally also Jesus Christ • It was all my Mom's Idea • Pinned Down at the Nuthouse • AND I BRING, PERSONALLY, THE SECOND COMING. • Team Rocket's stupid! • You shipped me with that Snorlax! • Classic Chris is dead • Rebirth of the medallion • ALL THE ABUSERS! PFFAAAAAAAAALM! • Chris speaks gibberish for about 2 minutes • Chris as the White Power Ranger

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Dark Ages: First Exile • Jackie • Calling Out • Second Exile

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Second Coming: Revelations

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Article of the Now

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For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV is a video leaked 21 April 2010 for Jackie in which Chris demonstrates how he would pleasure her orally and reveals his sports bra, showing off his creepiness on a level not seen since the Ivy saga.

Chris, wearing a new shirt bearing a message contradictory to his claims that he is not a homo, begins by apologizing to Jackie for introducing her to the CWCki (perhaps seeking to avoid another Wallflower incident) and trying to explain what he believes happened with Ivy and Vanessa Hudgens. Chris attempts to sound sincere but, as always, fails miserably. Things only go from bad to worse as Chris demonstrates how he would "pleasure" her orally; Chris's voice gets noticeably more excited as he explains this. This, unfortunately, goes on for a good minute. At one point, Chris seems to forget who he's talking to and refers to Jackie as Ivy. Chris ends the video by explaining how he has a belly and man-boobs - he seems slightly more willing to admit this fact than he did back in Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke - and reveals that he wears a sports bra.

Chris, in a surprising move, did not upload the video to YouTube but instead used MediaFire. He believes this will keep anyone from getting a hold of the video, neglecting the idea that Jackie herself would circulate it.

It has surpassed CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!! as one of the most-viewed videos in the CWChronology.

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This Day in Christory

Probably the only other book Chris has read besides Goosebumps and parts of the Bible.

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris reads aloud from Leviticus 18:22. He also proves that 9 year-olds can get more dates than he can.

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This was also the day that, in 2010, Chris discovers the CWCki. He responds by punching his camera.

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Did You Know...

Da Update

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It is currently March 2026. It has been...
25
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
64
 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

19
 day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.
Current Updates
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.
Recently Uncovered Info

PSN Tracker

PSN Activity tracker
Chris was last spotted playing Hyperdimension Neptunia for the PS3.
Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money!
Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.

CWCki News

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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

Social media pages are backlogged and in need of updating.

The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work:

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

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Video of the Now

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