Difference between revisions of "Evan"
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[[Image:117-CWCSonichuLeer.jpg|thumb|right|WE'RE KEEPING TRACK]] | [[Image:117-CWCSonichuLeer.jpg|thumb|right|WE'RE KEEPING TRACK]] | ||
Rewind to 2007: [[Sonichu]] was found on the Cartoons image board at 4chan. It soon made its way over to Video Games | Rewind to 2007: [[Sonichu]] was found on the Cartoons image board at 4chan. It soon made its way over to Video Games. On November 3rd, a "fan art" (read: dickgirls) thread for Sonichu was made at /v/ and someone suggested that someone there should do the honors of sending him the e-mails. Thinking it to be a good idea at the time, Evan collected the best images from the thread and a pornographic MS Paint comic he himself drew (pornographic MS Paint comics being his disgusting specialty to this very day) and sent it to Chris-chan's AOL e-mail account. | ||
The [[Masturbating and squirtin'|reply]] he got shocked a nation. | The [[Masturbating and squirtin'|reply]] he got shocked a nation. | ||
The line "masturbating and squirtin'" was the first sign of Chris-chan's more perverse side, and most hilarious of all was the angry drawing of Chris-chan and Sonichu made just for his response, with the words "We're Keeping Track." The [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page was initially made solely to house the responses Evan had been getting and the | The line "masturbating and squirtin'" was the first sign of Chris-chan's more perverse side, and most hilarious of all was the angry drawing of Chris-chan and Sonichu made just for his response, with the words "We're Keeping Track." The [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page was initially made solely to house the responses Evan had been getting and the fan art he had been sending. Eventually Chris-chan threatened to create Evan in Soul Calibur III and beat him up much like he had [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and Evan sent him a drawing of himself just so he could create such a video. However, he never replied, and for some time the internet thought this would be the last they'd see of Christian Weston Chandler. The story, of course, was far from over... | ||
==After the e-mails== | ==After the e-mails== | ||
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[[Image:Simonchu by Evang y.png|thumb|right|The awful fancharacter that eventually became [[Simonla|worse]]]] | [[Image:Simonchu by Evang y.png|thumb|right|The awful fancharacter that eventually became [[Simonla|worse]]]] | ||
Afterwards he remained in on the Sonichu scene for some time. After initially drawing up | Afterwards he remained in on the Sonichu scene for some time. After initially drawing up fan art in MS Paint or some shit of the Ghostbusters car from the preview of [[Sonichu 8]], the image was actually used in the comic when it was officially released. Evan was oddly credited by his Encyclopedia Dramatica account name, implying that he got the image from ED. However, if he had any sense, he would've realized the same account was used to post those HATEFUL and SLANDEROUS e-mails that inevitably ruined his life. | ||
Evan tried to use this strange turn of events to get in closer to Chris-chan and befriend him, but his lack of a [[china]] prevented him from listening any time he warned him in advance of trolling plots. Ironically, in spite of directly confessing multiple times that he was responsible for the Encyclopedia Dramatica articles due to the e-mails he had sent, Chris-chan still blames [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to this day. | Evan tried to use this strange turn of events to get in closer to Chris-chan and befriend him, but his lack of a [[china]] prevented him from listening any time he warned him in advance of trolling plots. Ironically, in spite of directly confessing multiple times that he was responsible for the Encyclopedia Dramatica articles due to the e-mails he had sent, Chris-chan still blames [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to this day. | ||
Eventually he thought it'd be funny to try and get a | Eventually he thought it'd be funny to try and get a fan character into Sonichu, creating "Simonchu" due to his at-the-time addiction to ''Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann''. This totally backfired on him as Chris-chan turned it into [[mass debating|mass debate]] material, becoming the character [[Simonla]]. | ||
Since then he has become pretty butthurt about the whole situation and generally regrets his role, mostly due to guilt over being responsible for ruining a person's life and in a way robbing Chris-chan of any semblance of innocence he may have initially had, but also because he got tired of telling his side of the Christian Weston Chandler mythos to 13-year-olds wanting to be the next epic Chris-chan troll. Today he seeks shelter from his former life within Team Fortress 2, but every now and then he'll belt out a good ol' "OHHHH MY ACHIN' AXELS" after being killed, just for old times' sake. | Since then he has become pretty butthurt about the whole situation and generally regrets his role, mostly due to guilt over being responsible for ruining a person's life and in a way robbing Chris-chan of any semblance of innocence he may have initially had, but also because he got tired of telling his side of the Christian Weston Chandler mythos to 13-year-olds wanting to be the next epic Chris-chan troll. Today he seeks shelter from his former life within Team Fortress 2, but every now and then he'll belt out a good ol' "OHHHH MY ACHIN' AXELS" after being killed, just for old times' sake. | ||
Revision as of 20:03, 30 April 2009
Rewind to 2007: Sonichu was found on the Cartoons image board at 4chan. It soon made its way over to Video Games. On November 3rd, a "fan art" (read: dickgirls) thread for Sonichu was made at /v/ and someone suggested that someone there should do the honors of sending him the e-mails. Thinking it to be a good idea at the time, Evan collected the best images from the thread and a pornographic MS Paint comic he himself drew (pornographic MS Paint comics being his disgusting specialty to this very day) and sent it to Chris-chan's AOL e-mail account.
The reply he got shocked a nation.
The line "masturbating and squirtin'" was the first sign of Chris-chan's more perverse side, and most hilarious of all was the angry drawing of Chris-chan and Sonichu made just for his response, with the words "We're Keeping Track." The Encyclopedia Dramatica page was initially made solely to house the responses Evan had been getting and the fan art he had been sending. Eventually Chris-chan threatened to create Evan in Soul Calibur III and beat him up much like he had Mary Lee Walsh, and Evan sent him a drawing of himself just so he could create such a video. However, he never replied, and for some time the internet thought this would be the last they'd see of Christian Weston Chandler. The story, of course, was far from over...
After the e-mails
Afterwards he remained in on the Sonichu scene for some time. After initially drawing up fan art in MS Paint or some shit of the Ghostbusters car from the preview of Sonichu 8, the image was actually used in the comic when it was officially released. Evan was oddly credited by his Encyclopedia Dramatica account name, implying that he got the image from ED. However, if he had any sense, he would've realized the same account was used to post those HATEFUL and SLANDEROUS e-mails that inevitably ruined his life.
Evan tried to use this strange turn of events to get in closer to Chris-chan and befriend him, but his lack of a china prevented him from listening any time he warned him in advance of trolling plots. Ironically, in spite of directly confessing multiple times that he was responsible for the Encyclopedia Dramatica articles due to the e-mails he had sent, Chris-chan still blames Jason Kendrick Howell to this day.
Eventually he thought it'd be funny to try and get a fan character into Sonichu, creating "Simonchu" due to his at-the-time addiction to Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann. This totally backfired on him as Chris-chan turned it into mass debate material, becoming the character Simonla.
Since then he has become pretty butthurt about the whole situation and generally regrets his role, mostly due to guilt over being responsible for ruining a person's life and in a way robbing Chris-chan of any semblance of innocence he may have initially had, but also because he got tired of telling his side of the Christian Weston Chandler mythos to 13-year-olds wanting to be the next epic Chris-chan troll. Today he seeks shelter from his former life within Team Fortress 2, but every now and then he'll belt out a good ol' "OHHHH MY ACHIN' AXELS" after being killed, just for old times' sake.
External Links
- Evan's ED account
- Evan's DeviantArt account
- 4chanarchive link of the Sonichu fanart thread. Later down the thread posters begin conspiring to send the posted images to him, and a shot of the fateful e-mail that started this enormous mess can be seen.
- The thread made to unveil Chris-chan's response. This would be the first contact between Chris-chan and his SLANDEROUS troll enemies. For the record, Evan was banned from /v/ for a week because of this thread, for "conspiring invasion". If they only knew...
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