Jessica Quinn

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Jessica Quinn
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Name	Jessica Quinn
Gender	Female
Nationality	American
Race	White

Jessica Quinn is a white knight who often comments on Chris's Facebook updates, attempting to offer him life advice which he rarely, if ever, follows. She became Facebook friends with him on 2 July 2015.

On 7 September 2017, a few hours after Chris had complained about being depressed over still being single, Quinn commented, "We need to talk." Later that day, she posted on her Facebook, "Things change," "Jessica Quinn is with Christine Weston Chandler" and updated her relationship status to "It's been complicated with Christine Weston Chandler." Chris also updated his status to "It's been complicated with Jessica Quinn." A commentator asked Quinn if she and Chris were a couple, to which she answered, "We're testing the waters."

It should be noted that Quinn was friends with Chris on Facebook during the Un-clit 2.0 episode, when she expressed her discomfort upon seeing Chris publicly share an image of his sliced-open taint. If Chris is legitimately getting a TRUE and HONEST sweetheart, it's unlikely it would be someone who witnessed one of the most disgusting and psychotic episodes Chris has had to date.

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