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==Current events== | ==Current events== | ||
[[Image:Clydecashandannamclerran.jpg|thumb|left|Shit was [[Clyde Cash|SO CASH]]]] | |||
She currently resides in Salt Lake City, Utah, far from Chris, working as a Shipping Manager for the Family First Foundation<ref>http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790355640#/profile.php?id=1564560452&ref=ts</ref> and going to LDS Business school trying to get some bullshit Executive Assistant degree.<ref>http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790355640#/profile.php?id=1564560452&ref=ts</ref> | She currently resides in Salt Lake City, Utah, far from Chris, working as a Shipping Manager for the Family First Foundation<ref>http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790355640#/profile.php?id=1564560452&ref=ts</ref> and going to LDS Business school trying to get some bullshit Executive Assistant degree.<ref>http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790355640#/profile.php?id=1564560452&ref=ts</ref> | ||
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On the night of 5 [[December 2009]], Anna complained about pampered socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Ritchie|Nicole Ritchie's]] having appropriated a classic picture of Christian in his mother's underwear to use against tiresome faux-punk guitarist, Benji Madden. Anna, self-appointed guardian of the Manchild, kicked up a stink, demanding that the picture be taken down, as if it could not be found elsewhere. According to Anna, "he's autistic and does whatever the internet tells him to do :(",<ref>http://twitpic.com/s7pfi</ref> ignoring the substantial amount of depravity that he commits without any outside encouragement. Anna went on to criticizing the CWCki, claiming that "[[Lie|there is very little truth to anything those websites say about him]]. trust me on this one. he is an awesome guy in real life. super nice."<ref>Ibid.</ref> This is all very amusing when you consider her reaction to seeing the picture: "WHAT THE FUCK hahahahahhahahahaaha he's getting so famous!!"<ref>[http://twitter.com/ourladyanna/status/6377147359 Anna's Twitter]</ref> | On the night of 5 [[December 2009]], Anna complained about pampered socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Ritchie|Nicole Ritchie's]] having appropriated a classic picture of Christian in his mother's underwear to use against tiresome faux-punk guitarist, Benji Madden. Anna, self-appointed guardian of the Manchild, kicked up a stink, demanding that the picture be taken down, as if it could not be found elsewhere. According to Anna, "he's autistic and does whatever the internet tells him to do :(",<ref>http://twitpic.com/s7pfi</ref> ignoring the substantial amount of depravity that he commits without any outside encouragement. Anna went on to criticizing the CWCki, claiming that "[[Lie|there is very little truth to anything those websites say about him]]. trust me on this one. he is an awesome guy in real life. super nice."<ref>Ibid.</ref> This is all very amusing when you consider her reaction to seeing the picture: "WHAT THE FUCK hahahahahhahahahaaha he's getting so famous!!"<ref>[http://twitter.com/ourladyanna/status/6377147359 Anna's Twitter]</ref> | ||
==Criticism== | ==Criticism== | ||
Revision as of 22:30, 5 May 2010
Anna McLerran (born 30 July 1985[1]) met Chris through her job at the Pac Sun in the Charlottesville Fashion Square. Chris has a tendency to pace in front of the storefront of various stores. The events occurring shortly after he decided to stop annoying the employees at Abercrombie & Fitch and start annoying the employees at the Pac Sun were what inspired her short story The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer.
Despite the insight she gave into the love quest, she is widely disliked. According to the Blanca Emails by Chris, she is a lesbian.[2]
ED drama
After Christian discovered the aforementioned story on Encyclopedia Dramatica, Anna felt a need to defend Chris against the internet at large. In a textbook case of white knighting, she edited Chris's ED page. Anna added a new section to the article, in an attempt to paint Chris as a goofy clown, rather than a perverse psychotic.
| “ | I wrote that blog back when I didn't know Chris personally. I got to know him soon after that, and we became real friends. He's a really nice guy, with a great sense of humor. Yes, to the outsider he is quirky, and some of his actions and the things he says can be funny, but at the same time he cares deeply about his friends, and all the other good stuff nobody looking at this page wants to hear about. I just wanted to put that out there, though, since I obviously can't permanently delete the blog inclusion. I'll just have to wait until this whole website is shut down for good. | ” |
| Note From Anniebannany[3] | ||
This passage was so masturbatory, it was assumed that it was written by Christian himself and it was credited as such. However, in December 2009, Anna admitted to writing the article section herself[4]. It is unknown why she had actually befriended him; whether or not it was to quietly troll him and laugh at his stories; or if it was genuine. Many people lean towards the former as she appears to have a bit of a sadistic streak. While she is well known to defend her friends to the bitter end, Christian included, she has a prejudice against the mentally handicapped (who doesn't?), implying that autistic people should be embarrassed for being, well, autistic.
| “ | C-Chan continues to crack me up with his antics. I know he's straight, but LAWD. If that boy would just heed even a few of my warnings, I flatter myself to think he'd go far. | ” |
| Anna (clearly delusional)[5] | ||
Current events
She currently resides in Salt Lake City, Utah, far from Chris, working as a Shipping Manager for the Family First Foundation[6] and going to LDS Business school trying to get some bullshit Executive Assistant degree.[7]
Anna has attempted to break into the art world with a seldom-updated DeviantART account, though her interest (but not talent) lies in writing. Anna has announced plans to write a book encompassing the life and failure of Chris-chan. As with many of her claims, this is to be taken with a grain of salt.
On the night of 5 December 2009, Anna complained about pampered socialite Nicole Ritchie's having appropriated a classic picture of Christian in his mother's underwear to use against tiresome faux-punk guitarist, Benji Madden. Anna, self-appointed guardian of the Manchild, kicked up a stink, demanding that the picture be taken down, as if it could not be found elsewhere. According to Anna, "he's autistic and does whatever the internet tells him to do :(",[8] ignoring the substantial amount of depravity that he commits without any outside encouragement. Anna went on to criticizing the CWCki, claiming that "there is very little truth to anything those websites say about him. trust me on this one. he is an awesome guy in real life. super nice."[9] This is all very amusing when you consider her reaction to seeing the picture: "WHAT THE FUCK hahahahahhahahahaaha he's getting so famous!!"[10]
Criticism
Anna is a polarizing figure for trolls. Despite her openness and apparent willingness to help, she is disliked by many PVCC and #sonichu regulars, who accuse her of being an "attention whore" who promises information on Chris but never delivers, or of providing well-known information (notably about his name change). Her appearances on the PVCC usually tend to be vapid attention seeking exercises full of retarded random-access humor rather than any kind of personal insights into Chris.
On the other hand, she is highly regarded by some trolls (who clearly don't have much female interaction) who fawn over her many YouTube dancing videos and mistake her forced randomness for personality. Many foolhardy young trolls have attempted to white knight for Anna, only to be reminded that she is a lesbian (or at least uses that as a excuse to stop Chris from stalking her). This certainly hasn't stopped all the mass debating that surrounds her.
Anna's b-day/going away party
Before Anna left for Utah, Chris decided to throw a birthday/going away party for her [citation needed]. Fortunately for trolls, it was documented and Chris is seen outside of his natural habitat, attempting to socialize with his peers.
Everyone's favorite crypto-troll, Anna.
A seemingly innocent party...
...with cards...
...the close company of friends...
...cake...
...(too hard to tell)...
...aaaaaaaaaand here's Chris.
"You gonna get raped."
Yes, she was smiling, but you can see that on the inside she was dying.
Gallery
Sauces
- ↑ http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790355640#/profile.php?id=1564560452&ref=ts
- ↑ Blanca E-mails#Future dates with Blanca
- ↑ http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=next&oldid=1997694799
- ↑ http://twitter.com/ourladyanna/status/6427862439
- ↑ http://annamclerran.blogspot.com/2009/01/el-dee-ess-bee-see.html
- ↑ http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790355640#/profile.php?id=1564560452&ref=ts
- ↑ http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790355640#/profile.php?id=1564560452&ref=ts
- ↑ http://twitpic.com/s7pfi
- ↑ Ibid.
- ↑ Anna's Twitter
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