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Welcome to the CWCki!

The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!

We currently have 2,927 articles...and counting!

Quote of the Now

“	I have been made aware that I was hacked, and I have remedied the situation. Any post made about any form of BitCoin or Crypto Currency, that was not me. It was a scam from the hacker. Do not buy anything from them or any crypto. ⚡️💙⚡️	”
Chris on X and Bluesky addressing being hacked on Instagram

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

978

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,818 days

1,042

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 2,462 days

6,122

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 6,122 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

On 27 March 2023, Chris was released from jail, with the only explanation being "released by court order". Beginning on 1 May 2023, sightings of Chris were reported in various places around Chesterfield County, Virginia. From June onwards, Chris has been spotted in a number of locations around the state of Virginia, including Williamsburg, Lynchburg, Bedford and Ruckersville. In 2024 Chris began to be spotted in Finland and at conventions.

Most of the sightings are initially posted to the r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit or to Twitter. Most sightings to date have involved Chris shopping. As of August, it has been confirmed that Chris once again has his own car. On several occasions, Chris was seen accompanied by Flutter, which has led to speculation that she might be his newest sweetheart.

These factors combined, along with Chris's diminished internet presence, have caused sightings of Chris to remain much more common than they ever were before his arrest.

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This Day in Christory

Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!

Today in Christory, in 2009, Liquid Chris released a video of "So Need a Cute Girl"

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Today was also the day, in 2017, after nearly 8 years, Sonichu 11 is finally completed.

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Did You Know...

... that Chris spent a lot of time in his bedroom, in spite of a traumatic experience with a babysitter locking him in there?
... that YouTuber Geno Samuel has a documentary series on Chris that is 85 episodes long, and still going?
- ... and that Chris has DMed him after seeing the series?
... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
... that Chris really cannot dance?
... that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it?
- ... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?
- ... and that Chris mixed semen with Fanta?
... that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter?
... that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats?
... that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?
- ... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words?
... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is Playing With Gutter Rats In the Sewer?

Da Update

It is currently June 2026. It has been...

25

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

94

day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

12 June - Chris publishes FanMail and Cwcville Autobots Stream Highlights.
5 June
- Chris and Flutter are spotted in the Mall of Tripla cinema, going to see The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act.
- Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 2026 Wave 4
31 May - Chris's Instagram account promotes a crypto coin after being hacked.
29 May - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated and Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short).

Recently Uncovered Info

11 June - DPF call with Bob Chandler from January 2010.
24 May - Chris-chan helps Julia with her addiction from May 2009.
30 April - Chando Sings! from September 2008.

CWCki News

Account Creation

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Hurtful Truth Level, or
Larry the Larryhog

Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu

Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

Social media pages are backlogged and in need of updating.

The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work:

Sachumo Interview

Sonichu Mania Livestream

Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan

Arbitarch Interview

Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight

The Create Unknown

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more.

All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more.

A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping.

Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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