Jessica Quinn

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Jessica Quinn
Information
Name	Jessica Quinn
Also known as	Jessie Little Miss Jessie Lovely Weather
Gender	Female
Nationality	American
Race	White

Jessica Quinn is a white knight and Chris's current sweetheart.

Before Chris

Jessica's profile on Facebook, before adding Chris, makes her out to seem very similar to him. Some people think she may have been a camgirl, based on the risque photos she would post, and whining about guys throwing themselves at her. One thing that may have attracted her to him is the fact that they are, in their own words, "world famous", and she might want to be more well known by riding on his infamy.

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  Jessica had way over one million fans before going online in 2014

Facebook friends

Chris and Jessica became Facebook friends on 2 July 2015. According to Jessica, she was aware of Chris' existence for some time prior, before reaching out to him.

Initially, Jessica was known for her frequent comments on Chris's Facebook statuses, attempting to offer him life advice which he rarely, if ever, follows. Quinn was friends with Chris on Facebook during the Un-clit 2.0 episode, when she expressed her discomfort upon seeing Chris publicly share an image of his sliced-open taint.

Her Facebook profile states that she lives in Orange, Virginia, a 25-minute drive from Chris's location in Ruckersville. However, a public records search has not turned up anyone with her name living there. Furthermore, her Facebook friends are generally in other cities or countries. The name Quinn may be an alias - a reference to DC Comics' Harley Quinn character, of which Jessica has mentioned being a fan.

As a sweetheart

It begins.

On 7 September 2017, a few hours after Chris had complained about being depressed over still being single, Quinn commented, "We need to talk." Later that day, she posted on her Facebook, "Things change", followed by "Jessica Quinn is with Christine Weston Chandler", subsequently updating her relationship status to "It's been complicated with Christine Weston Chandler". Chris also updated his status to "It's been complicated with Jessica Quinn". A commentator asked Quinn if she and Chris were a couple, to which she answered "We're testing the waters."

On 8 September, Chris released a video in which he claimed that he had started a relationship with Jessica.

Also on the 8th, Chris sent out a tweet asking trolls to respect their relationship. In the same tweet he tagged Quinn's Facebook account.

On the 9th of September Chris posted that "Jessica Quinn = Lovely Weather; My prediction came true!". One wonders what will happen should this relationship deteriorate.

Based on their Facebook interaction on 10 September 2017, Chris appears to be less than enthusiastic about having his sweetheart finally. Jessica seems to be a bit controlling over him, getting passive aggressive about him posting that he likes a voice actress's voice, and stating "I'm not upset. Just remember... you're mine." along with a photo of her looking crazy. Chris immediately jumps to the defensive and makes excuses, which means this jealousy may be a regular occurrence.

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  Jessica is jealous over Chris's obsession with MLP

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  Being probed about her relationship, and evidence she lurks on Kiwi Farms

Relationship with Kiwi Farms

There is evidence which suggests she lurks on the Kiwi Farms troll forum. In April 2016, a Kiwi Farms user commented on Chris exclaiming "Totes Swag!" in a status update, saying "We should introduce Chris to urbandictionary or other sources of hep lingo the kids are using nowadays. I want Chris to start calling everything hella." The next day, Quinn commented on Chris's update with "That's hella cool!"

There was an account created on the forum under the same name, but was edited to change the username and delete every post.

Gallery

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  Art by Chris.

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  Collection of selfies

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  "Just remember, you're mine."

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