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Chris, totally deluded[1]
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Kellie Andes was Chris's crush in high school since meeting her in sophomore year. They lost contact in mid-2001.[2] Today, Chris thinks he had a chance with her but blew it due to naïveté.[3]
Kellie Andes is living proof of how sad Chris' life really is. While he continues to live in the past and remains largely unchanged since high school (when he had the most female friends he'll ever have) in a vain attempt to remind himself of how his life used to be, she has actually moved on and gotten herself a job, husband and two children.
In the comic
Kellie, upon discovering Chris's
nudes.
Kellie appears in the last page of Episode 15 of the comic as someone who discovers Chris's nudes. In Episode 17, Rosechu mentions Kellie as the one who informed her of 4-cent_garbage. In reality Chris admits that he only gave Kellie the honour of discovering the 4chan page[4]. It's unlikely she did in real life.
Some argue that she is also the inspiration for Kel's name.
Kellie on Chris
In recent correspondence Kellie confirmed that Chris is definitely not her type.
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I never liked Christian in that way. Christian is def. not my type nor has he ever been.
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Kellie, laying it down
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Considering she married a guy who has good social skills, has a deep voice instead of a girl's voice, works at a job where he saves lives instead of mooching off welfare, and is straight ... then she isn't kidding. He also happens to be a niggo, but that has nothing to do with it.
Currently
Kellie is currently living as Kellie Andes Stowell in Richmond, Virginia, as she is a firefighter along with her husband and the mother of a two-year-old boy and a newborn girl.[5] One can hope that she is able to sleep easy without Chris's figure haunting her dreams.
Gallery
For her 18 birthday, Chris made her...a Sonichu sweater (though it's possible that it's actually an import).
Chris with Kellie. Make note of the fanny pack, and the fact that he's licking his lips.
Nothing says "I love you" like a mix tape.
Kellie sends a firm message to Chris by hooping a niggo.
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