July 2015 Facebook Posts

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This page covers Chris's activity on his personal Facebook page in July 2015.

Chris's Posts

SEGA Shirt

"SEGA Nerds" posted a photo of a hot Japanese chick wearing a low-cut SEGA-themed top. Chris asked:

1 July 2015 Where can I get that shirt?

The Pink Lemonade Shall Rise Again

"LGBT News," mixing two recent controversies, suggested that the Confederate flag be subverted to represent the LGBT community. Chris was skeptical:

1 July 2015 Yeah. Seriously? Swap the red for pink and yellow tye-dye (pink lemonade!), remove the stars, and swap the blue for rainbow stripes, then you may have something. Pink Lemonade! Yum!!!

Haters to the Left

"Lizzy the Lezzy" posted a boilerplate anti-gay message for her followers to make fun of. Chris joined in:

1 July 2015 Haters to the left, and WAAAAY back.

Miley Confuses Chris

Miley Cyrus uploaded a photo of herself wearing a t-shirt with the slogan, "GENDER IS OVER!" Chris gave a seemingly contradictory answer:

2 July 2015 Yeah! I have been Loving Myself as the Woman that I AM, regardless of this wrong, grateful part I was born with. Gender Identities Will Never 4Ever Be Over!

Dig It!

Chris linked to a GameStop contest called "SummerAtGameStop," along with this message. The specific games he mentions were stolen by Julie.

2 July 2015 Hey! I just entered this thing as an ironic joke. Dig it! Happened to me more than once! Oh, Brother! Ch-Yeah. Good Luck finding ANYONE who has found Actual and True Love with ANYONE they met Online Before Face-to-Face. Too Many Damn, Fucked-Up Fakes tugging at your heartstrings for Video-Fails from you, and Access to your HeXBox or PSN Account for Disgaea 3 DLC and a full game download of Burnout Paradise. They Fail You for Their LULZ. NOT to be a Hater or anything bad like that. But, you should Verify Any and ALL Entrants: the Actual Identities of both people, And their "Meeting" and Background Stories, to the Fullest of Background Checks! Guess What, EVERYONE WILL LIE THEIR BURNING PANTS OFF, and your Prize will be left Unclaimed Forever. I Am Serious! And that is Exactly what I told them, straight up!

Heart Level in Flux

Chris shared a photo and added:

2 July 2015 Not to mention Soul-Shattered, Beaten, Scarred, Blackmailed, Duped, Deceived, and all that shit the fake exes, Trolls and Cyber-Bullies had done to me.

Happy Magellan Day

Chris found an old photo on the "Occupy Democrats" page and, typically, completely missed the point, in the process dishonoring his Cherokee ancestors:

2 July 2015 To be more accurate, it Was Magellan who actually Discovered America after Columbus made his mistake if it being India. The day was made to honor the beginning of America, by discovery. So, to be accurate, I feel it better to rename it #MagellanDay. Then the day can be better celebrated for the History of Discovery.

Beatle Ponies

Chris found a piece of fanart mashing up The Beatles and My Little Pony and wrote:

2 July 2015 Anypony want to figure out the Beatles' Cutie Marks? From this photo, zoomed in, and recognizing the faces, John Lennon's is a white colored Peace Sign. I think George Harrison's looks like three smiling(?) Jelly Beans? And Paul McCartney's looks like a clown-face cake(?) with party noise makers? And Bonus Round: taking the three marks, after final conclusions, reasoning and whatnot, what would Ringo Starr's Cutie Mark be?

D-Cup Delusions

Chris decides to announce to everyone that his breasts are a D-cup in size, when in reality they would be lucky to fill an A-cup brassiere. His delusion about filling a D-cup is probably because the entire brassiere was far too small for him.

2 July 2015 You know one thing that makes for a start of a good day? At least for me. When you look down at your fresh grown breasts, and they both fit Snug in your D-Cup Brassiere. :)

Endless Horror

2 July 2015 Something else that makes a refreshing start with a fantasy, Pink Lemonade. Report This, Haters! It will be on Long enough for all to enjoy a glass. And, yes, that is my bra staying dry.

Later in the day, Chris removed the last paragraph and replaced it with:

Ha! This did Not violate standards!

The text in the drawing reads as follows. It is not clear if the date is accurate, or if he just forgot about the new month.

PiNk Fresh Lemonade Soo Good to the last drop from the glass, with class! Christine W. Chandler 6/1/2015

Kim asked:

That's an interesting piece of art. Are you being menstruated on?

Chris replied:

NO! I am getting a shower of Pink (or Strawberry) Lemonade from a vagina. Peed on by a woman is also another valid guess. But, yeah, that is Not blood.

Another gal-pal commented:

I don't understand what I'm looking at... But I like it.

Chris explained:

I'm getting showered with Pink (or Strawberry) Lemonade through a vagina.

Kenneth asked:

Why through a vagina?

Chris answered:

Because I am most attracted to women. Duh.

At this point, for unknown reasons, Chris's Facebook page was temporarily set to private, leading to a brief moment of panic for his True and Loyal Fanbase, who feared it had been deleted. Within a day, thankfully, it was back up.

New Profile Pic

New profile pic for July.

On 3 July, Chris uploaded a new profile photo, showing his full torso, probably to emphasize his moobs.

Lesbian Pocahontas

Chris' extremely selective and patchy knowledge about Native Americans reared its head when "Lizzy the Lezzy" posed the question, "What if Disney characters were in same-sex relationships?" Chris added the comment:

3 July 2015 With Pocahontas there, you can ask the same question upon the Actual People the Disney characters were based upon! Awesome!

The Definition of Trolling

Chris linked to an article about supermodel Chrissy Teigen and her unconventional effort to persuade Instagram to allow her to post topless photos of herself. He commented:

4 July 2015 I agree with Chrissy and her rights to be topless if she feels it right. BUT, I have One Big Question on a certain Word which its use in this context(?) Boggles my mind, "TROLLING"? To me, and Popularly, Trolling, is defined as an Internet Troll/CyberBully, needlessly Terrorizing, Bullying, Blackmailing, Hacking, etcetera, and above all else, Emitionally and Mentally ABUSING an Innocent, Lacking great fame and power, Person to the farthest point of total mental breakdowns and deepest of emotional traumas. So, reading that a Famous Model is "TROLLING"(?) a Major Company, Not Innocent, like I Was before those damn Trolls Tortured Me began on Me in late 2007,...I sincerely Feel like they Uses the Wrong Verb to describe what she did. I feel like the More Accurate, and Less Offensive to Trolled Victims, Term here, since it is being directed to a major and famous company, is "Standing Up To" Them for Her Rights!

Personality Stealing

Chris left a comment on a post about the latest My Little Pony episode, regarding one of the characters:

5 July 2015 And I still Hate Starlight Glimmer for the Ability And Personality Stealing and Trapping. ]:(

Inner Bubbles

In another MLP comment, Chris criticized his favorite voice actress:

5 July 2015 Did anyone else Tara Strong's inner Bubbles coming out through young Twilight in the episode? And it definitely did not match the young Twilight voice in "Cutie Mark Chronicles".

More Medallions For Sale

Chris linked to his original EBay page and wrote:

7 July 2015 Sonichu Medallions; Sixteen Original Sonichu Medallions Ready to ship Next Day. Customs Still acceptable, and will take up to two weeks. Thank you for your patronage. Have a good day.

More Instructions for the Haters

"Lizzy the Lezzy" posted another homophobic rant she had found. Chris suggested:

8 July 2015 Hater to the Left.

I Demand That You Hate My Nipples

"Lizzy the Lezzy" posted an article about a trend on social media sites in which women are pasting images of male nipples on topless photos of themselves, in order to challenge double standards about nudity. Chris's autism kicked into high gear:

9 July 2015 I Really Hate That. Male Nipples are Most Grotesque and Offensive to me. In Fact, someone report the following image, and see if Facebook Removes it.

This photo was taken down from Facebook, much to Chris's dismay.

Swinging at a D-Cup Level

Chris struggled to clarify his argument on his own page, reposting the photo of his manboobs and evidence that he had reported his own photo to Facebook authorities:

9 July 2015 Hmm. In a comment I left on a post about the "Male" Nipple image to make the nipple exposure "more bareable?", I posted this recent photo of my own bare breasts, and Challenged it to be Reported to see if it gets removed. Un-Freaking-Believable! Look at my Breasts: Swinging at a D-Cup Level, and #Facebook says it does Not Violate Standards. I, for one, as a Woman, find offense and shock in this in empathy of All Women, who #FreetheNipple. So, I stand with my Lady Friends: if MY Breasts And Nipples can be shown on Facebook Without Censorship, then ALL Women should have the right to Bare Their Nipples Online as well Without Repercussions!

He shared this post on his Brassieres For Males page. His personal page actually was temporarily deactivated, for the second time this month, and when it came back up, this post was gone.

Der Fuehrer's Face

Chris had a moral dilemma over the implications of making a Hitler medallion and reconciled with the idea by making a mess of his commissioner's order (intentionally, that is).

9 July 2015 Someone requested Hitler for a medallion, and I have found a number of shameful misrepresentative "fan art" of my person, so I decided to kill two birds with one stone in my own words, with help from Spike Jones. I am Not a mean person, or anything like him. I like Jewish people, and I have no grief against anyone else in the world who are not bad people. People, in person, are only bad when they exhibit mal-content against other people for hardly a good reason at the least. That is Not Me. I am a good person, I try not to come off as a scary or bad person, and I do not care for any and all haters to anyone who wishes to do good, or such, at their own free will and leisure. In Short: I am a good person; I do not like Hitler, nor agree at all with what he did and set out to do. "Heil! Fart! Heil! Fart! Right in the Fuhrer's Face!" - Spike Jones I could not have said it better.

The pictures in this post were quickly taken down, even though they were meant to mock the Nazis.

A Bad Shame

Chris responded to the announcement on "My Nintendo News" that Satoru Iwata had passed away:

12 July 2015 That is a bad shame. Mario and Luigi will be holding their hats over their hearts for him. Sayonara, Iwata San.

Shit. Damn. Fuck.

16 July 2015 Three Words: Shit. Damn. Fuck. And then: "Somebody Shoot Me." Actually, I Can best describe how Horrific the arm colour change has been. ‪#‎SEGA‬, when you changed ‪#‎Sonic‬'s arm colour, you Literally ‪#‎BROKE‬ ‪#‎BOTH‬ OF HIS ‪#‎ARMS‬ ‪#‎OFF‬!!!