Michael Snyder

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I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel, Michael Snyder! JEW!
Chris being Chris
He probably will.
Michael Snyder to the above
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Michael Snyder, the dirty Jew gentile.
Chris at war with Michael

Michael Snyder is the manager at The GAMe PLACe and the hero responsible for banning Chris from the store. According to Chris, he hated his guts. It's easy to see why.

Although Chris had fumblingly attempted to apologize to Michael in a video in March 2009, his clumsy facade of contrition is not difficult to see through; it is, in reality, not contrition but attrition! In his I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts video, Chris still clearly harbors resentment towards being banned, at one point adding the following annotation:

Why did you Hate My Guts, Michael Snyder; I had my Voluenteer Job with the Pokemon TCG League. What are you, A CONFIRMED INTERNET TROLL?!!! You have my Number.

This further confirms that, in Chris's eyes, anyone who makes Chris angry or doesn't give him what he wants must be a troll.

Chris's anti-Semitism

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Chris's beliefs,
all summed up in one poster.

On 12 April 2010, Chris confronted Michael in an attempt to get back into the Game Place. In his anger, Chris ends up calling him a Jew as an insult.

Based on comments from earlier in the audio recording, Chris seems to have jumped to his conclusion about Michael's religion on account of his last name. In fact, "Schneider" is a German surname meaning "tailor" (and "Snyder" descends from the Dutch word for "cutter"). While some German Jews might have wound up with the name, it doesn't necessarily denote Jewish heritage at all. Michael himself, rather like Al Pacino, whom you see up there, is a gentile.

In a more recent video, Chris links Michael to a conspiracy he believes the Greene County school board have staged against him to keep him down, and calls Michael "GOD-DAMN, GREEDY ... SNYDER", greed being a another Jewish stereotype, and wishes him to hell together with the trolls. Chris seems to restrain himself from calling Snyder a "greedy Jew".

Chris fails at trolling Michael

When I go to hell, I will hold the door open for you, if not not too busy giving tours. I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than your fossilized parents could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk.

Signed, That goddam Michael Snyder

Michael Snyder on Chris

Shortly after posting his audio of the apology attempt on YouTube, Chris published an image on the CWCipedia decrying Michael's ban as an affront to all autistics. On the CWCipedia and in the description of the video, he urged decent, upstanding citizens to troll Michael, and optionally his subordinates as well. Far from provoking a wave of trolling, this demand actually resulted in a groundswell of support for the Game Place, with Michael reporting positive comments from everyone who's contacted him about the incident, except for a single prank call.

Chris attempts murder

Main article: 6 June 2010
Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He took pictures of my daughter and tried to run me over with his car. they witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.
Michael in a YouTube comment

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