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[[Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's first known drawing from when he was 15.]]


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Chris's first known drawing from when he was 15.
Chris is an expert at proportion.

Art has been, and always will be, Chris's selling point. From the very day "Jason Kendrick Howell" found out about Chris and his creation of Sonichu to today, many people have been drawn to Chris because of his infamous work (and stay because of what else he's done). To this day, many people wish to see more of it and will go to extreme measures to get him to work more.

Over the years, Chris's work has changed from various styles, but things still remain the same: they're disproportionate, child-like, unimaginative and HILARIOUS. GodJesus bless his little autistic heart.

Chris and the Medium

Since Chris first started drawing, his artwork has been abysmal. While it may have improved since the day he first drew Sonic the Hedgehog, there's still considerable room for improvement. Sad to say, Chris refuses to improve, thinking that what he's doing now is the shit. In fact, Chris is incapable of drawing simple straight lines or even coloring within his lines 100% of the time. Despite possessing an editor that can place type into pages, Chris prefers to color his artwork using Crayola Fuckin' Magic Markers.

Chris doesn't put any effort in his work. He fails to understand that even great artists don't get every stroke down on the paper perfectly; he just scribbles down something and thinks that is the best thing he can ever do. He appears to do at least some pencil sketches before drawing the comic (the hasty release of Sonichu 9 also proves that), but judging from his tutorial video, he doesn't ink the pencilings, he just re-draws everything hastily. The whole point of pencil sketches is that you know beforehand where the ink goes. The whole process of refining the work and whittling out imperfections one by one until you're satisfied with the end result is probably something that would cause too much stress.

Chris started out with a realistic, though cartoonish, style: rounded eyes, angled noses, and rounded heads. Things changed as Chris got into anime, as well as manga, and sought to emulate them, all to impress his then-current gal-pal, Megan Schroeder. This can easily be seen in the many retarded nuances that come with that Japanese style: huge, rectangular eyes, emotion lines, and, of course, panty shots.

Worst of all, Chris shows no interest in proportion or even basic anatomy. The manga style allows for some artistic license when drawing human beings, but Chris's should nevertheless be revoked. From one drawing to the next, Chris draws his characters - and even himself - differently. Limbs change shape, heads change size, and faces become unrecognizable.

The less we say about Chris's use of computers in putting the final touches in his comics, the better. He uses Comic Sans, for crying out loud.

Finally, Chris has never even learned to hold a pen correctly. He draws with his index finger sticking out and bent around the pen, instead of holding the front with the thumb and forefinger like regular people do. In short, Chris is an anti-artist.

Chris and the industry

In the Sonichu Chronicles and Chris's resume it's revealed that Chris is under the impression that his art isn't just good, but professional quality, and that he aspires to get into the comics and video game business.

In his resume, he talks about his desire to work as an artist for a professional comic company (such as Archie Comics or Marvel) creating specifically his Sonichu comics. No word on whether or not he actually submitted anything to these companies, or if they replied.

It has been demonstrated again and again that Chris has little concept of how the creative industries work, which is quite strange - one would assume that a person seeking a career in the industries would at least take some effort to find out how the said industries work. Publishing industry does not want or seek resumes - they make publishing contracts on completed manuscripts and works that have been submitted to them. Comic publishers don't employ artists unless they have a portfolio of work, and top-notch publishers probably want actual previous publication credits before they let the artists mess with their priceless properties on their dime. Chris hasn't even tried any self-publishing channels, and the thought of monetizing his web comic hasn't crossed his mind either.

In the Sonichu Chronicles he gives Shigeru Miyamoto "permission" to use the cover to his Hand-drawn Nintendo Power magazine as the inevitable cover for when his game is created, even though it's several years old (and, in fact, even worse than Chris' current skill at art).

Originality

He has none. Let's leave it at that.

Plagiarism and Stealing

From the day Chris drew his Homemade Nintendo Power magazine, it's easy to see that Chris copies what he sees. This easily started with his drawings of Sonic, Mega Man X and the like on there, but it really spiraled out of control with the creation of Sonichu and Rosechu. It's easy to see that, whenever Chris needs an awesome pose or something for a character, he'll usually fall back on what he's seen. This usually means that he'll take a piece of artwork and change it to his own needs.

Even more so, Chris isn't above stealing and even altering others' work just to make it his own. Sonichu's easily a given, but it's really evident when he steals from his TRUE and HONEST fans and sweethearts. Megagi, Jiggliami and Layla were taken from, respectively, Megan, Blanca and Ivy after they abandoned him. The character of Simonla Rosechu was created when Chris took a character Evan created, Simonchu, and slapped breasts and a china on it.

Rule 34

As Chris has no shame, neither do his pictures. Many of Chris's drawings have been hentai-ish in design and has caused quite a stir with many people. Of these pictures, the most damning one of all is the infamous ShecameforCWC.jpg, which brought an end to the Megan Saga and cemented the notion that Chris was an incestuous pedofork. It's these artworks that provoked him to up the age on all of his Sonichus and Rosechus so they can be true, loving couples without any of that messy pedofork undertones.

Still doesn't work, as one of his recent pieces of art ended up getting him tossed out of DeviantArt (Again).

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