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=== Nuns ===
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The two nuns that raised [[Angelica]], even though ''real'' nuns would've burned that abomination the moment they set eyes on it. Their appearance shows us that Chris believes the stereotype that all nuns are white, kind-hearted old ladies.  
The two nuns that raised [[Angelica]], even though ''real'' nuns would've burned that abomination the moment they set eyes on it. Their appearance shows us that Chris believes the stereotype that all nuns are white, kind-hearted old ladies. Like [[Angelica]] they reinforce religious upbringing by using the words ''bless'' and ''lord'' frequently.  


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Revision as of 22:43, 14 March 2009

The following is a list of Sonichu characters, in order of appearance.

Sonichu #0

Sonichu

See main article

Chris-chan's "original" character. Sonichu is a Sonic re-color who is an unholy fusion of Sonic and Pikachu. He is the main protagonist in the comics. That is, until Chris takes the spotlight. His only purpose in recent episodes is to make sleazy sex references and bang Rosechu.

Chris-chan/Chris-chan Sonichu

See Christian Weston Chandler/Chris-Chan Sonichu

Chris-chan's alternate self and Mary Sue. In the comic, Chris is portrayed as much more slender than his corpulant IRL counterpart. Also, his medellion allows him to dawn a fursuit when he shouts the phrase Electric Hedgehog Power!


Perfect Chaos Monster

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Perfect Chaos as seen in Sonic X
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Perfect Chaos as seen in Sonichu #0

The Perfect Chaos Monster, or simply "Perfect Chaos", is the final form of Chaos, a villain introduced in the video game "Sonic Adventure." Composed of a liquid substance, Chaos assumes multiple shapes as it acquires the seven Chaos Emeralds, absorbing their negative energy to increase its power. Upon obtaining all seven, Chaos becomes a serpentine creature of massive size, and proceeds to destroy the city of Station Square. Sonic the Hedgehog defeats Perfect Chaos by utilizing the positive energy of the Chaos Emeralds, which transforms him into Super Sonic.

This battle was adapted by Christian Weston Chandler to provide the background for the origin of Sonichu in the premiere issue of his new comic book series.

The story begins with a male Pikachu who wanders to Station Square to witness Super Sonic battling Perfect Chaos, whom Chris identifies as the "Perfect Chaos Monster". Whether this is the same Sonic/Chaos battle depicted in "Sonic Adventure" is unknown, although Chaos destroyed the city in the game, so a rematch in the same city seems dubious.

During the fight, Sonic accidentally collides with the Pikachu, somehow triggering an unexplained phenomenon which imparts Sonic's appearance and powers upon the Pikachu. The new Pikachu/Sonic hybrid awakens to find Sonic has still not defeated Perfect Chaos, and rushes to his aid. Using his newfound powers, he defeats the monster, and the onlookers, who mistake him for Sonic's super form, credit Sonic for the victory. Contemplating his new form, the mutated Pikachu adopts the name "Sonichu", and returns to the wild.

Later, Sonichu meets Sonic in a chance encounter, and the two piece together what happened. After that, Perfect Chaos is never mentioned again in the pages of Sonichu.


Sonic the Hedgehog

See main article

Sega mascot and a major example of copyright infringement in the comic (aside from Sonichu). He makes a few appearances in the comic. Most notably in Sonichu #0 as he's partly responsible for Sonichu's existance.


Rosechu

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Sonichu's worthless, 1-dimensional girlfriend. She enjoys flowers, shopping, and getting kidnapped on a regular basis. She is completely incompetent and constantly relies on Sonichu to do even the most menial of tasks for her.This is Chris' idea of women and pretty much the only thing he's got right.


Sonichu #1


Bill The Scientist

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His face is still a mystery.

One of the more popular characters in Sonichu lore, Bill the Scientist was a genetics researcher for Team Rocket during the organization's brief alliance with Ivo Robotnik. It was Bill's duty to prepare Sonichu's DNA for the cloning machine, but he inadvertently spilled cherry cola into the sample, mutating the chromosomes of the clone until it took on a black color.

Bill is currently believed to be getting high somewhere with the Boulder-Dropping Whale and Yawning Squirtle.


Metal Sonichu

One of Sonichu's many enemies

The Sonichu rip-off of Metal Sonic. Funnily enough the only character that is a rip-off even according to Chris. Sadly though, he blames Robotnik for it. After being defeated by Sonic and Sonichu in Sonichu 1 he crashes into the moon, however, he survives this attack, as evident by his hand rising out of one of the craters resulting in a cliffhanger. His current whereabouts are unknown, but Count Graduon is also on the moon now, so it is possible they are an alliance. Actually, no, Chris probably just forgot about the piece of shit and will never be heard of again.



Sonichu #2

Sonichu #3

Sonee & Rosey

Those are some really ugly babies.

The baby versions of Sonichu, Rosechu, and their recolors. Though, tecnically, Baby versions of Sonichu and Rosechu never could have existed because they were transformed from Pikachu and Raichu, not Pichu. They made their debut appearance on the first page of Sonichu #3.


Boulder-Dropping Whale

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The Boulder Dropping Whale lone appearance in the comic.

Boulder-Dropping Whale is a character who appeared in Sonichu #3, attempting to kill off the mother Swampert and Bubbles. As the name suggests the whale literally dropped a boulder on them. However there is some speculation that BDW may have knocked out the Swampert in an attempt to rape her. This leads to many Fans requesting that the whale makes a permanent appearance as a villain.

Some argue whether this is actually a real whale or the Pokemon Wailord, but since Chris did such a shitty job drawing this character one can't really determine if the Boulder-Dropping Whale is indeed a Pokemon or not.

It is rumored that the Boulder Dropping Whale currently resides on the moon along with Bill, Metal Sonichu, and Yawning Squirtle. They are most likely getting stoned like they heroes they are.

Nuns

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The two nuns that raised Angelica, even though real nuns would've burned that abomination the moment they set eyes on it. Their appearance shows us that Chris believes the stereotype that all nuns are white, kind-hearted old ladies. Like Angelica they reinforce religious upbringing by using the words bless and lord frequently.


Mypoe

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Mypoe is a female student of Shinabe who challenged Punchy Sonichu to a battle moments after he hatched from his egg. Mypoe then proceeds to rip Punchy's tail off his body claiming that it was a weak point (which was stolen from DBZ). This causes Punchy to evolve from his Sonee form to his Sonichu form. He then proceed to Sky Uppercut Mypoe right out of the Dojo. Like all minor characters Mypoe is considered cool amongst the fans.


Sonichu #4

Sonichu #5

Sonichu #6

Sonichu #7

Sonichu #8

Sonichu #9

Sonichu#10