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{{quote|Let me know when that fuck [[Bob]] finally drops.|Cole, [[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|24 July 2007 email #3]]}} | {{quote|Let me know when that fuck [[Bob]] finally drops.|Cole, [[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|24 July 2007 email #3]]}} | ||
{{quote|I do not regret giving birth to Cole.|Barbara, [[:Image:Cole_07-03-06-1.PNG|6 March 2007 email #1]]}} | |||
[[Image:Colesmithey.jpg|right|thumb|Cole: The antithesis of Chris.]] | [[Image:Colesmithey.jpg|right|thumb|Cole: The antithesis of Chris.]] | ||
Revision as of 09:29, 3 December 2009
| “ | Let me know when that fuck Bob finally drops. | ” |
| Cole, 24 July 2007 email #3 | ||
| “ | I do not regret giving birth to Cole. | ” |
| Barbara, 6 March 2007 email #1 | ||
Joseph Cole Smithey (born 24 July 1963)[1] is Chris's half-brother and Barbara's first son. Despite sharing chromosomes with Chris and being raised by the same horrible mother, Cole seems to be a pretty cool guy. Eh reviews moives and doesnt afraid of anything normal guy. Cole's emails to Chris revealed a lot about the Chandler family.
Relationship with Barbara and Bob
Cole isn't on good terms with Bob or Barbara. Cole was physically and mentally abused by Barbara and his stepfather Jerry with punishments such as ass beatings, cold showers, and "bizarre scenarios". Bob isn't exactly a role model either, as he worked his "bitter influence" on Barbara to separate her from Cole. Cole has "never met a meaner or more reprehensible Republican cur than Bob Chandler."[2]
Barbara has lied about the identity of Cole's biological father and related facts repeatedly, even on the night before Cole's wedding and even after Cole hired a private detective to find evidence that contradicts her claims. It turns out Barbara was never married to Jack Dale Smithey, Cole's alleged father, but rather Ran Coleman Yeatts.
Barbara visited Cole only once in 27 years, whereas Cole had made special effort to visit her several times. Cole's wife's family treats him more like family than his own.
Relationship with Chris
Cole was not around when Chris was growing up. Being 19 years older, he was in California making a life for himself.[3]
Cole visited for Chris's 18th birthday party in 2000. Later in the same year, for Cole's 37th birthday, Chris made him A CD For Cole Smithey! Naturally, the present had little to do with Cole and everything to do with Chris, even featuring a picture of him on the cover. Chris further taints the CD by attempting to talk like a DJ.
In July 2007, Chris sent an email asking for Cole's vote in the PaRappa contest. In return, Cole asked Chris to find out the truth about his father from Barbara. Chris did ask his mother about it, but she lied once again. Chris was more interested in the PaRappa contest than his brother's plight, showing just how self-absorbed he truly is. This resulted in Cole becoming even more bitter towards both Chris and Barbara. Suffice to say, Cole did not vote for Chris.
However, Cole never lashed out at Chris in the emails. He said that Barbara and Bob neglected Chris for years with the abusive babysitter,[3] which suggests that Chris's autism was their fault.
When Chris's nudes were sent from his email in September 2008, Cole replied with "DO NOT CONTACT ME BY EMAIL AGAIN."
Just to make you rage even harder, consider that a Richmond resident by the name of Ran C. Yeatts died in June 2007.[4]
tl;dr Barbara is a whore, Chris doesn't give a shit about anybody but himself.
Personal success
Cole resided in California for 16 years and has been in New York since around 1996.[5] Cole lives with his wife Katherine, is the self-confessed "smartest film critic in the world,"[6] and plays wicked guitar in a jazz band.[3]
Gallery
A CD For Cole Smithey!
As if Barbara had any involvement with the CD
6 March 2007 email
21 July 2007 email
23 July 2007 email
24 July 2007 emails
Sauces
Sites featuring Cole's reviews
External links
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