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Quote of the Now “ To the individual taking the recent pictures of me, we have cameras, and we know what car you drive. We will not release your license plates. But the puzzle pieces were easy to put together. Square mirrors, and that was not even my car in the mirror. Plus the time you u-turned and took my picture. Point is, I really do not like photos of me being taken without my prior consent, in stores or anywhere, period. I can very well easily go to the proper people, including store management or authorities, with the respective footage and find you. So, to this guy and the rest of you, Please Stop taking pictures or videos of me behind my back and without my consent. Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 252 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,091 days 316 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 1,736 days 5,396 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,396 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Chris is a citizen and lifelong resident of the United States of America, a federal constitutional republic in North America. The nation is considered the only remaining superpower since the end of the Cold War, and is a leading economic, political and cultural force in the world. The current president of the United States is Joe Biden. Chris's stance on the nation he lives in is inconsistent at best. While he claims to be a good citizen who loves and respects his country, his actions are often very obviously contrary to these claims. Despite this, Chris has never traveled abroad – he's rarely even left the East Coast. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2006, Sonichu 6 was released. (more...) In 2010, Chris is spotted at McIntire Park, taking photos of girls and throwing rocks at potential sweethearts. (more...) In 2017, Chris wishes his followers a happy Independence Day. (more...) In 2018, Chris wishes a happy Independence Day while wearing the tattered remains of The Classic and his skirt. He tags Ralph Lauren, thanks them for having made The Classic, and asks them to restore the shirt. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris can put his energy into crystals and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process? ... that Chris believes that Who Framed Roger Rabbit is an accurate depiction of reality? ... and that in the days before Astral projection, a dance mat in his room was one way to reach CWCville? ... that Chris’s dance partner in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend? ... that Chris’s investment strategy is to stake $8 on the lottery every week? ... that despite initially despising it, Equestria Girls is ranked #2 in Chris's Top Movies List on Facebook? ... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the Harry Potter franchise due to a perceived rivalry with the Pokémon franchise? ... that Chris believes that Lisa Simpson will be the President of the United States after the Dimensional Merge? ... and that Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election, despite endorsing Joe Biden to take over the Presidency after Donald Trump? ... that That Goatee WILL Grow Back, even though Chris now identifies as transgender and isn't actively growing facial hair?

Da Update It is currently July 2024. It has been... 5 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 30 June - Christ Chan Live Stream: OG Cwcville (Cwcville)-60 Minecraft is livestreamed. 29 June Chris announces a Minecraft livestream for 30 June. Chris and Flutter are spotted at River Ridge Mall. 30 May - Chris threatens legal action against the person behind the previous day sighting. 29 May - Chris is spotted at the Big Island house. 28 May - Third round of Praetor commissions goes on sale on OfficialCWCMart. 26 May - Chris receives two official write-in votes for the presidential nomination of the Libertarian Party. 24 May - Chris is spotted at an airport in Dallas, Texas. Recently Uncovered Info 25 June - Questioning Chris from January 2021 24 June - Concern over poop DMs from January 2021 22 June - Remove G5 demand from March 2024 14 June - Chris's incest case is updated with miscellaneous court information from April 2024 11 June - Movie Night picks from September 2020 30 May - Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia from October 2020 20 May - Priorities from December 2019 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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