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[[Matthew_Noble_call|In an August 2010 phone call]], we learned that Bob and Snorlax believe Michael Snyder(Along with Megan, Lucas, and Mimms) to have been the original troll.  They are convinced that Michael, along with Megan and some homosexuals(likely [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]]), conspired to ban Chris from the GAMe PLACe for being autistic.  Said conspiracy goes on to blame Michael for every stupid thing Chris did in the last few years, going so far as to accuse him of breaking into Chris's checking account and stealing his credit card around the beginning of the month.
[[Matthew_Noble_call|In an August 2010 phone call]], we learned that Bob and Snorlax believe Michael Snyder(Along with Megan, Lucas, and Mimms) to have been the original troll.  They are convinced that Michael, along with Megan and some homosexuals(likely [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]]), conspired to ban Chris from the GAMe PLACe for being autistic.  Said conspiracy goes on to blame Michael for every stupid thing Chris did in the last few years, going so far as to accuse him of breaking into Chris's checking account and stealing his credit card around the beginning of the month.
==Chris fails at trolling Michael==
{{quote|When I go to [[Chris and Religion|hell]], I will hold the door open for you, if not not too busy giving tours. I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than your [[Bob|fossilized]] [[Barb|parents]] could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child creeping out all the other [[pokemon]] kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an [[Chris and anger|angry]], unsportsmanlike punk.
Signed,
That goddam Michael Snyder|Michael Snyder on Chris}}
Shortly after posting his audio of the apology attempt on YouTube, Chris published an image on the [[CWCipedia]] decrying Michael's ban as an affront to all [[autism|autistics]]. On the CWCipedia and in the description of the video, he urged [[white knights|decent, upstanding citizens]] to troll Michael, and optionally his subordinates as well. Far from provoking a wave of trolling, this demand actually resulted in a groundswell of support for the Game Place, with Michael reporting positive comments from everyone who's contacted him about the incident, except for a [[Prank calls#Chris calls Mary Lee Walsh and Michael Snyder|single prank call]].


== Chris attempts murder ==
== Chris attempts murder ==

Revision as of 04:16, 16 October 2010

I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel, Michael Snyder! JEW!
Chris being Chris
He probably will.
Michael Snyder to the above
File:2004 merchant of venice 008.jpg
Michael Snyder, the dirty Jew gentile.
Chris at war with Michael

Michael "Mike" Snyder (born 1955 or 1956[1]) is the manager (but not owner)[2] at The GAMe PLACe and the hero responsible for banning Chris from the store. According to Chris, he hated his guts. It's easy to see why.

Although Chris had fumblingly attempted to apologize to Michael in a video in March 2009, his clumsy facade of contrition is not difficult to see through; it is, in reality, not contrition but attrition! In his I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts video, Chris still clearly harbors resentment towards being banned, at one point adding the following annotation:

Why did you Hate My Guts, Michael Snyder; I had my Voluenteer Job with the Pokemon TCG League. What are you, A CONFIRMED INTERNET TROLL?!!! You have my Number.

This further confirms that, in Chris's eyes, anyone who makes Chris angry or doesn't give him what he wants must be a troll.

Chris's anti-Semitism

File:Niggersjews.jpg
Chris's beliefs,
all summed up in one poster.

On 12 April 2010, Chris confronted Michael in an attempt to get back into the Game Place. In his anger, Chris ends up calling him a Jew as an insult.

Based on comments from earlier in the audio recording, Chris seems to have jumped to his conclusion about Michael's religion on account of his last name. In fact, "Schneider" is a German surname meaning "tailor" (and "Snyder" descends from the Dutch word for "cutter"). While some German Jews might have wound up with the name by anglicizing the Jewish surname "Sznajder" , it doesn't necessarily denote Jewish heritage at all. Michael himself, rather like Al Pacino, whom you see up there, is a goy.

In a more recent video, Chris links Michael to a conspiracy he believes the Greene County school board have staged against him to keep him down, and calls Michael "GOD-DAMN, GREEDY ... SNYDER", greed being a another Jewish stereotype, and wishes him to hell together with the trolls. Chris seems to restrain himself from calling Snyder a "greedy Jew".

In an August 2010 phone call, we learned that Bob and Snorlax believe Michael Snyder(Along with Megan, Lucas, and Mimms) to have been the original troll. They are convinced that Michael, along with Megan and some homosexuals(likely Lucas and Mimms), conspired to ban Chris from the GAMe PLACe for being autistic. Said conspiracy goes on to blame Michael for every stupid thing Chris did in the last few years, going so far as to accuse him of breaking into Chris's checking account and stealing his credit card around the beginning of the month.

Chris attempts murder

Main article: 6 June 2010
Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by the police. He took pictures of my daughter and tried to run me over with his car. they witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.
Michael in a YouTube comment

Mike's opinion of Chris

Snyder did not engage with trolls until 2010, when he made several YouTube comments.

When I go to hell, I will hold the door open for you, if not not too busy giving tours. I can't believe I've spent all these years conspiring to make your life more miserable than your fossilized parents could ever dream of. Oh, wait, I wasn't doing that, I've been too busy living my own life. I remember you as a child creeping out all the other pokemon kids, including my own, because even 10 years ago you were an angry, unsportsmanlike punk. Signed, That goddam Michael Snyder
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