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! colspan="2" |BILLY MAYS | |||
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| '''Full name''' | |||
| William Darrell Mays | |||
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| '''Birth''' | |||
| 20 July [[Pre-1980#1950s|1958]] | |||
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|'''Death''' | |||
|28 [[June 2009]] | |||
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| '''Gender''' | |||
| Male | |||
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| '''Nationality''' | |||
| [[United States of America|American]] | |||
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| '''Race''' | |||
| White | |||
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| '''Occupation(s)''' | |||
| Pitchman | |||
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{{Articleofthenow}} | {{Articleofthenow}} | ||
{{quote|[[Metal Gear Solid|NO VICTORY, NO DEFEAT. THE SURVIVOR WILL CARRY ON THE FIGHT. IT IS OUR DESTINY.]]|BILLY MAYS's final statement to the CWCki}} | {{quote|[[Metal Gear Solid|NO VICTORY, NO DEFEAT. THE SURVIVOR WILL CARRY ON THE FIGHT. IT IS OUR DESTINY.]]|BILLY MAYS's final statement to the CWCki}} | ||
[[Image:SchuComic9P31.jpg|thumb|Chris desecrated the memory of BILLY MAYS by portraying him with Sonichu on his shirt.]] | [[Image:SchuComic9P31.jpg|thumb|Chris desecrated the memory of BILLY MAYS by portraying him with Sonichu on his shirt.]] | ||
[[Image:Billy mays hand.png|thumb|HOLY SHIT HOW MANY FINGERS DOES HE HAVE]] | [[Image:Billy mays hand.png|thumb|HOLY SHIT HOW MANY FINGERS DOES HE HAVE]] | ||
''' | '''BILLY MAYS''' (20 July [[Pre-1980#1950s|1958]] – 28 [[June 2009]]) was a [[TV]] advertising man turned [[Internet]] [[troll]], and a true [[Miscreants|patriot]]. Provided both epic [[lulz]] and wisdom in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#Sonichu]] and on [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] during his noble lifetime. He was famous for his signature ALL CAPS style. | ||
==History== | |||
==Mayoralty== | ===Mayoralty=== | ||
His first order of business was "ADULT PARTYING", and promised that everyone will go home [[Episode 18|smokey]]. He stated that "THE ROADS WILL POUR CHEAP [[Reeb|BEER]] AND CARTONS OF CIGARETTES", noting that the poor citizens of [[CWCville]] deserve a week of "DRUNKEN STUPOR". During his short reign as mayor, BILLY MAYS instituted several groundbreaking reforms and was loved by all, with a record-breaking 99% approval rating.{{cite}} Sadly, CWCville's era of prosperity was quick to end after only a few months. | His first order of business was "ADULT PARTYING", and promised that everyone will go home [[Episode 18|smokey]]. He stated that "THE ROADS WILL POUR CHEAP [[Reeb|BEER]] AND CARTONS OF CIGARETTES", noting that the poor citizens of [[CWCville]] deserve a week of "DRUNKEN STUPOR". During his short reign as mayor, BILLY MAYS instituted several groundbreaking reforms and was loved by all, with a record-breaking 99% approval rating.{{cite}} Sadly, CWCville's era of prosperity was quick to end after only a few months. | ||
==Murder== | ===Murder=== | ||
On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS was found dead in his mansion in [[Wikipedia:Tampa, Florida|Tampa | On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS was found dead in his mansion in [[Wikipedia:Tampa, Florida|Tampa]], where he resided after suffering several assassination attempts by various hitmen, allegedly under the employ of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. The true cause of his death is unknown, but his death was suspiciously close to [[Clyde Cash]]'s apparent death on 22 [[May 2009]]. | ||
In [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]], Chris claims he didn't kill BILLY, but rather that BILLY was a victim of a fatal heart attack. In [[Rollin' and Trollin']] (17 July 2009) Chris talked about the construction of the BILLY MAYS Tower in [[CWCville]] as a memorial to his dead bodyguard. | |||
In | ==In ''Sonichu''== | ||
In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], BILLY MAYS [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_92 | In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], BILLY MAYS fails to free [[Ivy]]<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_92]</ref> when she is strangled by elevator wires. The slickness of the walls keeps him from climbing up them to save her. However, the walls of text and general bad writing led to some confusion and the belief that he also died in the comic. | ||
In Chris's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Character_Bios Biography Page] on the [[CWCipedia]], he lists BILLY MAYS as a "[[Chris and English|non-cannon]]" character, despite his appearance in central episodes of Chris's comics. | In Chris's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Character_Bios Biography Page] on the [[CWCipedia]], he lists BILLY MAYS as a "[[Chris and English|non-cannon]]" character, despite his appearance in central episodes of Chris's comics. | ||
Revision as of 17:04, 8 August 2012
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| BILLY MAYS | |
| Full name | William Darrell Mays |
| Birth | 20 July 1958 |
| Death | 28 June 2009 |
| Gender | Male |
| Nationality | American |
| Race | White |
| Occupation(s) | Pitchman |
| “ | NO VICTORY, NO DEFEAT. THE SURVIVOR WILL CARRY ON THE FIGHT. IT IS OUR DESTINY. | ” |
| BILLY MAYS's final statement to the CWCki | ||
BILLY MAYS (20 July 1958 – 28 June 2009) was a TV advertising man turned Internet troll, and a true patriot. Provided both epic lulz and wisdom in #Sonichu and on PVCC during his noble lifetime. He was famous for his signature ALL CAPS style.
History
Mayoralty
His first order of business was "ADULT PARTYING", and promised that everyone will go home smokey. He stated that "THE ROADS WILL POUR CHEAP BEER AND CARTONS OF CIGARETTES", noting that the poor citizens of CWCville deserve a week of "DRUNKEN STUPOR". During his short reign as mayor, BILLY MAYS instituted several groundbreaking reforms and was loved by all, with a record-breaking 99% approval rating.[citation needed] Sadly, CWCville's era of prosperity was quick to end after only a few months.
Murder
On 28 June 2009, BILLY MAYS was found dead in his mansion in Tampa, where he resided after suffering several assassination attempts by various hitmen, allegedly under the employ of Christian Weston Chandler. The true cause of his death is unknown, but his death was suspiciously close to Clyde Cash's apparent death on 22 May 2009.
In Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009, Chris claims he didn't kill BILLY, but rather that BILLY was a victim of a fatal heart attack. In Rollin' and Trollin' (17 July 2009) Chris talked about the construction of the BILLY MAYS Tower in CWCville as a memorial to his dead bodyguard.
In Sonichu
In Sonichu #9, BILLY MAYS fails to free Ivy[1] when she is strangled by elevator wires. The slickness of the walls keeps him from climbing up them to save her. However, the walls of text and general bad writing led to some confusion and the belief that he also died in the comic.
In Chris's Biography Page on the CWCipedia, he lists BILLY MAYS as a "non-cannon" character, despite his appearance in central episodes of Chris's comics.
Post death
In his Rollin' and Trollin' video, Chris laments the death of his "bodyguard" BILLY MAYS, and announces the near-completion of the BILLY MAYS Tower. That a skyscraper could have been constructed so quickly after BILLY MAYS's death is suspicious, and many CWCville residents believe Chris arranged the building of the Tower as a way to launder money stolen from his parents' credit cards, and that the naming of the Tower is nothing more than a publicity stunt to leech off of BILLY MAYS's popularity.
See also
- Chris-chan Discusses... Billy Mays - Chris discusses his involvement with BILLY's death with Guru Larry.
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