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The original troll and our hero.

Hanna (later retconned as Fandanna) is an IRL troll notable for smashing Chris's heart down to 15%. To add insult to injury, this was right after the Heart Level jumped from 20% to 100%. Little is known about Hanna except that she works (or worked) at the Starbuck's Coffee in Fashion Square Mall and likes Chuck Paladuck [sic], director [sic] of Fight Club.^[1] Chris let out a loud, anguished "NOOOOOOO" in his last conversation with her, which got him banned from the mall.^[2]

Chris's run-in with Hanna was memorably recounted in Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart".

Chris's Explanation of the Real Life Meeting

“	One day in March, 2005, I now go to Fashion Square, on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, with my Nintendo DS, GBAVideos, GBAJukebox, my Sonichu Scrapbook, and I've brought up some courage to start saying "Hello" to the girls I find very pretty, and possibly Boyfriend-Free. Earlier this week, a girl, who shall remain nameless in this story, finally noticed and approached me. I was hoping for a moment like this. And she asked me to have a beverage with her and talk about things. I was very ESTATIC [sic], and my SHATTERED Heart had a speedy recovery back to 100%; We had a nice "Mini-Date," I maintained Eye-Contact, I was very attentive, and I took notes about her. I thought she was very pretty, I enjoyed her charming wit, and I found her to be a very nice and lovely girl. But, later on, as I was figuring out steps for future dates, I learned from a couple of Gal-Pals, that I have previously made at the Shopping Center, that my new girlfriend was not serious; she was setting me up for a prank. I could not believe it at first, so I found and asked her myself. Unfortunately it was true. I was shocked, and my heart was re-shattered down to being 15% intact.	”
Chris, from his MySpace page

Footnotes

↑ His name is Chuck Palahniuk, and he wrote the novel that inspired the movie, which was directed by David Fincher. But Chris will be Chris.
↑ Vivitheg's AIM chat

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People

v • d • e Family

Immediate family	Christian Weston Chandler • Bob Chandler • Barbara Chandler

Pets	Patti • Chandler Cats • Clover and Snoopy

Other	Anne Boleyn • Aunt Corrina • Aunt Harriet • Cole Smithey • Daniel Weston • Savannah Chandler • Uncle Tom • Minor Family Members • Chandler family tree

v • d • e Acquaintances

Hobbies	Joseph Herring • Daniel Mimms / Lucas • Pokémon League friends • Midnight Moonflower • Molly the Medium

Desired acquaintanceships	Caitlin • Lindsay Kaye

Collaborators (creators Chris promoted)	Bryanfrogboy • ChuuChuuRocket • Don Lashomb • Praetor

Women (cut ties with Chris)	Megan Schroeder • The Wallflower • DoopieDoOver • Fiona

Gal-pals	Natasha Turner • Sarah Nicole Hammer • Laura Beth Dorazio • Kellie Andes • Tiffany Gowen

Staff	Rocky Shoemaker • Virginia Jeanine Sanford

Defense lawyers	David Heilberg • Rob Bell

Prostitutes	Mia Hamm

v • d • e Enablers

White knights	Anna McLerran • The Pinch • CWCProtectSquad (Tings Tingz) • Guard Dogs (Null • The Captain) • Watchmen (Kyle • Naught • MKRNightVee • Owls • The WCT • Val) • Otaku King

Fans	Caleb and Lily • Clare Porter • DStecks • Eels and the Egg-man • Helena Fiorenza • Kai • Karen Riley • Kenneth Engelhardt • Michael Afghani • Sonichu Girls

v • d • e Christubers and Interviewers

Christubers	Copitz • Dillin Thomas • Geno Samuel • GiBi • PewDiePie • The Sergeant at Arms • Xleepy

Interviewers	Arthur Spatchcock • Ethan Ralph • Joseph Draft • Keffals • Noah

v • d • e Trolls

Fantasy enablers	Idea Guys • Teen Troon Squad • Ben Saint • Jacob Sockness • Larry Vaughn

Catfishers (Internet/phone only)	Blanca Weiss • Ivy • Jackie • Jessica Quinn • Julie • Lori Lopez • PandaHalo • Sarah Jackson

Catfishers (met with Chris)	Catherine • Emily • Faeryn • Hanna • Kacey

Trolls (internet-only)	The Asperpedia Four • Bryan Bash • Clyde Cash • Desiree Delightful • Evan • Ignatius J. Reilly • Jack Thaddeus • Jeff Ouzuo • Johan • Liquid Chris • Lordsillynipples • Regina Novakova • Sam and Ellen • Sarah May • Surfshack Tito • Sydney Kirsch • Thetan • Thorg • Vivian Gee

Trolls (internet-only, impersonating celebrities)	BILLY MAYS • Jay Z • Jimmy Hill • Reggie Fils-Aimé • Shigeru Miyamoto • Takashi Tezuka • Vanessa Hudgens

Trolls (met with Chris)	Cousin Al • Joshua Martinez • Kim Wilson • Magical Man • Man in the Pickle Suit • Robert Simmons V

Allies	Jason Kendrick Howell / Kathleen

A-logs	Anthony Logatto • Bella Janke • LadyOfTheCosmo • Michael Hirtes

v • d • e Perceived enemies

Staff	Betty Hoover • CADD Chef • Mary Lee Walsh

Jerkops	Bagget • Jerkhief

Manajerks	B-Manajerk • "Lady" Manajerk • Merried Seinor Comic • Michael Snyder • ScotPalazzo • Turdijerk • W-M-Manajerk • Yellow-Shirted Foe

Other	Abusive babysitter • Adam Stackhouse • Bruce Johnson • Mr. Smith • Opuscon789 • Pmurt • Wes Iseli

v • d • e Imaginary/Inanimate

Imaginary friends	Andrew Blaze • Crystal Weston Chandler • Cryzel, Magi-Chan, Mewtwo, and Sylvana • Lainchu • Lovely Weather • Meg Griffin • Reginald Chandler • Val

Inanimate objects	Clown Doll • Kimmi • Naru • Officer Nasty

v • d • e Media personalities

In media	Barack Obama • Britney Spears • DRWolf • Emgo316 • George Bush • ILoveKPALot • Joe Biden • John Tesh • Kamala Harris • My Little Pony voice actresses • Miscellaneous celebrities • Nowacking • R.L. Stine • Red Skelton • ProjectSNT • TF2 Analysis • Uri Geller

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 [[Image:Hanna.jpg|right|thumb|150px|The original troll and our hero.]]
-'''Hanna''' (later [[retconned]] as '''Fandanna''') is an IRL [[troll]] notable for smashing [[Chris]]'s [[heart level|heart]] down to 15%. To add insult to injury, this was right after the Heart Level jumped from 20% to 100%. Little is known about Hanna except that she works (or worked) at the [[Wikipedia:Starbuck's|Starbuck's]] Coffee in [[Charlotteville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Mall]] and likes [[Homo|Chuck Paladuck]] [''sic''], director [''sic''] of ''Fight Club''.<ref>His name is [[wikipedia:Chuck Palahniuk|Chuck Palahniuk]], and he wrote the novel that inspired the movie, which was directed by [[wikipedia:David Fincher|David Fincher]]. But Chris will be Chris.</ref> Chris let out a loud, anguished "[[Virgin With Rage|NOOOOOOO]]" in his last conversation with her, which got him banned from the mall.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat#ban|Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref>
+'''Hanna''' (later [[retconned]] as '''Fandanna''') is an IRL [[troll]] notable for smashing [[Chris]]'s [[heart level|heart]] down to 15%. To add insult to injury, this was right after the Heart Level jumped from 20% to 100%. Little is known about Hanna except that she works (or worked) at the [[Wikipedia:Starbuck's|Starbuck's]] Coffee in [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Mall]] and likes [[Homo|Chuck Paladuck]] [''sic''], director [''sic''] of ''Fight Club''.<ref>His name is [[wikipedia:Chuck Palahniuk|Chuck Palahniuk]], and he wrote the novel that inspired the movie, which was directed by [[wikipedia:David Fincher|David Fincher]]. But Chris will be Chris.</ref> Chris let out a loud, anguished "[[Virgin With Rage|NOOOOOOO]]" in his last conversation with her, which got him banned from the mall.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat#ban|Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref>
 Chris's run-in with Hanna was memorably recounted in [[Sub-Episode 2]]: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart".

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