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'''James Zylberstein''', aka '''Jay Z''', was Chris's lawyer friend from [[Nintendo]]. Quit due to [[stress]] from project [[Sonichu Alpha]] and now works for [[HEXBox|Microsoft]]. His major achievement (or fail depending on which way you look at it) was to encourage Chris to [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|change the names of his real-life characters]] so when the [[Sonichu Adventure|video game]] was made they couldn't sue.  
'''Shawn Corey Carter''' (born 4 December 1969), known as '''Jay Z''', is an American rapper.


While there is certainly some humor in Chris' feeble attempts to rename the characters despite having the creative capabilities of an old sock, many [[trolls]] feel that one of the greatest sources of humor was seeing Chris's pathetic attempts to slander real people who he thinks had "wronged" him in the past. While Chris has largely kept changes made to characters' names due to Jay Z's influence, later enemies were still often referred to by their real names. This is most evident in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], where [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Evan George]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], Sean Wately and [[Asperpedia|Mao]] are all referred to by name. As well [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] is identified by name, but his sequence was part of an earlier preview where he was already called by name. In all likelihood, even though Chris remembers to call [[Mary Lee Walsh]] "Slaweel Ryam" he doesn't remember Jay Z's legal warnings, and is more interested in slandering his opponents than anything else.
In 2009, a troll used Carter's pseudonym as a nickname for a lawyer persona named '''James Zylberstein''', which was used to persuade [[Chris]] to change the names of the real-life people used in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. Despite this, future real-life characters still used their real names.
 
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Revision as of 06:52, 27 September 2020

“ I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. ”
Jay Z, summing up Chris pretty well.


Jay Z
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What Chris probably thought his lawyer looked like.

Information
Name Shawn Corey Carter
James Zylberstein
Date of Birth 4 December 1969 (age 56)
Gender Male
Nationality American
Race Black
Occupation Rapper
Lawyer

Shawn Corey Carter (born 4 December 1969), known as Jay Z, is an American rapper.

In 2009, a troll used Carter's pseudonym as a nickname for a lawyer persona named James Zylberstein, which was used to persuade Chris to change the names of the real-life people used in Sonichu. Despite this, future real-life characters still used their real names.

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    People

v • d • e  
Family
Immediate
family
Pets
Other

v • d • e  
Acquaintances
Hobbies
Desired acquaintanceships
Collaborators
(creators Chris promoted)
Women
(cut ties with Chris)
Gal-pals
Staff
Defense lawyers
Prostitutes

v • d • e  
Enablers
White knights
Fans

v • d • e  
Influencers
Christubers
Interviewers
Carpetbaggers

v • d • e  
Trolls
Fantasy enablers
Catfishers
(Internet/phone only)
Catfishers
(met with Chris)
Catherine • Emily • Hanna • Kacey
Trolls
(internet-only)
Trolls
(internet-only,
impersonating celebrities)
Trolls (met with Chris)
Allies
A-logs/weens

v • d • e  
Perceived enemies
Staff
Jerkops
Manajerks
Other

v • d • e  
Imaginary/Inanimate
Imaginary friends
Inanimate objects

v • d • e  
Media personalities
Entertainers
Internet personalities
Politicians
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