Polyamorous marriage

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The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

In March 2018, Chris announced that his sweetheart search was over... yet again. He later mentioned that the supposed relationship involves three people (from the wording it is himself and two others), implying he is in a polyamorous relationship – the identities of these two are not known, though he claims they all know each other in person,[1] and has said that one of them is his "loving boyfriend",[2] with the implication that the other is a woman.

On 10 April 2018, Chris came out as bisexual, apparently after discussion with the sweethearts.[3] Days later, he uploaded a disturbing video, Dick Licker; that is I., in which he licked an image of a penis drawn on a wall. He also updated his Facebook to note that he is a bisexual transwoman, "interested in men and women".

Chris claims to have actually given oral sex to his male sweetheart, which would be farther than he has gotten with any of his previous sweethearts, though this could be a fabricated credential with the aim of getting a job – namely a $50 blowjob-for-money deal with a probable troll's supposed friend.[2] Apparently, Chris's relationship is not merely polyamorous but open, as he claims his sweethearts have no objection to his return to prostitution. They also seem to be okay with Chris's Facebook and Twitter image being an image of fanart depicting him being kissed by a female fan, as well as Chris hitting on Bryanfrogboy.

On 30 April 2018, Chris posted about Cryzel Rosechu, calling her "a very close gal" and that he had "promised her" he would make an Amiibo figure of her. He then liked a comment from a fan which congratulated him on revealing one of his significant others. In Beedee, Beedee, Beedee; I’m Back, Buck!, he implied that Magi-Chan was the other lover.

Idea Guy: the sequel?

Early in April, he had posted a drawing commemorating flat-chested women, depicting himself as flat-chested instead of with the usual comically-large breasts.[3] While he declined to mention what had spurred him to make the drawing, the changes to Chris's sense of sexuality points to his new sweethearts as being trolls.

Another out-of-character video surfaced in April, One-Hundred!, in which Chris exercises with dumbbells.

In a tweet on 16 April, Chris inadvertently let slip a clue as to how he was being trolled:

I had not heard much of the Nostalgia Critic yet, but in Cwcville, apparently, Christine and the Hedgehog Boys made a song about him, “The Nostalgia Critic Did Nothing Wrong!” So, some of my family and species likes him. Cool. :) [3]

The planting of ideas into Chris's imaginary land echoes the technique used by Idea Guy. Speculators theorize that it is the work of a copycat, as the original Idea Guy was doxed and forced to end his association with Chris several months earlier.

On 17 April, the influence over Chris became much more obvious. Chris's Twitter account repeatedly posted slanderous lies about him.[3] He then deleted the tweets, claiming a hack had occurred – this is unlikely due to the speed at which he was able to remove the posts. Again, the content pointed to the likelihood of an Idea Guy copycat. Chris, being naïve, may have simply handed over the password, just as he did with Idea Guy.[4]

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