Isabella Loretta Janke

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“	Were the best trolls on history.	”
Bella, butchering the English language more brutally than she did her own pets.

“	There's this idea that hell is a bottomless pit, and that’s because no matter how bad it is, some stupid son of a bitch like you could figure out a way to make it a lot worse!	”
Jordan B. Peterson, effectively summarizing Isabella's role in Christory.

Isabella Loretta Janke
Information
Name	Isabella Loretta Janke
Date of birth	18 August 2001 (age 22)
Also known as	Bella 10thanonymous Careless-Metal-423 Kelly Osborn ILJ redpilled single dad
Gender	Female
Race	White/Latina
Nationality	American

Isabella Loretta Janke (born 18 August 2001), also known as Bella, Kelly Osborn, and dozens of other pseudonyms, is the sociopathic, foot fungus-ridden leader of a trolling ring based at Texas Tech University, best known for her participation in a leaked July 2021 call in which Chris revealed that he had been having an incestuous relationship with his mother. It was later revealed that she extorted him out of significant sums of money required for Barb's care, and some even suspect that she was the one who coaxed Chris into having sex with his mother in the first place, though there is no conclusive evidence for the latter as of this writing.

Isabella is arguably the worst and most dangerous troll to have ever targeted Chris, having malicious intentions that somehow manage to overshadow every single previous controversial troll before her. Isabella's sadistic personal life was exposed not long after Kiwi Farms doxxed her: she is known to be a white supremacist (despite being mixed race herself), animal abuser, and fetishist for all things unholy (including incest, snuff, bestiality, zoosadism, scat, pedophilia and Naruto). Even before meeting Chris, she was known for bullying and blackmailing other students to the point of suicide, all with the help of her cult-like circle of friends. This page is solely focused on Bella's interactions with Chris, but for more information, Encyclopedia Dramatica has an article on her which goes into much deeper detail on her disturbing pastimes and abhorrent hygiene than this page likely ever will.

Isabella's reasons for trolling Chris were extremely dark. She intended to gather incriminating information from Chris and blackmail him; her intentions were most likely to either extort Chris out of large sums of money (which he simply didn't have, since he was 200 dollars in debt) or to try and use the information or get Chris to commit suicide or self-harm, which her cult was known to have done in the past.

However, this all unravelled when the audio of the incest call was leaked. Bella and her cronies were doxxed by the Kiwi Farms almost immediately, and with Chris now in jail and thus unable to be contacted or manipulated, it is unlikely that Bella will be able to take any further action. This is especially so after her aforementioned dirty laundry was dumped all over the internet, with thousands of new people learning about her horrifying exploits unrelated to Chris. Ironically enough, in trying to ruin the life of a lolcow, Isabella became a lolcow herself, and now serves as a cautionary tale to those seeking to make a name for themselves off of CWC.

Interactions with Chris

Early interactions

It is unclear exactly when Bella first met Chris. She has claimed to have met Chris in 2016 at a convention in Baltimore, and Kiwi Farms users have speculated that one of their first face-to-face interactions happened in 2019. However, her interest in Chris would not be sparked again until some time in early 2020, when she began watching Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History. Their next interaction would not happen until July of that year.

On some unknown date, but believed to be as early as 20 April 2020, Bella hatched an idea to have Chris eventually be blackmailed to commit suicide. The earliest known mention of this had happened on 19 June, 2021. In order to do this, Bella would rally up several people to help her out with this plan, which included other students from TTU and people outside of TTU that had some degree of familiarity with Chris. Many of these recruits were also members of two distinct "chess-club" Discord servers run by Bella.

On 5 February 2021, as a Praetor member, Bella was likely involved with a plot by a Watchman to get Chris to taze himself in order to activate the Dimensional Merge. It is unknown whether this was related to her overall plot or not.

Another early plot, the earliest known mention of which is from 20 July 2021, involved Bella manipulating a young woman with autism into having sex with Chris at the Everfree Northwest convention. She planned to film the whole ordeal, and by that method blackmail Chris. This never actually transpired, as Chris would be jailed before he could actually attend the convention, and has since been banned indefinitely.

The incest scandal

PROTIP: Despite what you may have been led to believe, although she encouraged him to continue having sex with his mother when she found out about it, there is no evidence Bella was the one to convince Chris to start fucking his mother.

In July 2021, Bella recorded a call of her and Chris discussing Chris's incest with Barb, most likely for blackmail purposes. Despite Chris going into graphic detail about the act, Bella acted nonchalant throughout, and even encouraging at times. Judging by the fact that it took until late July for this audio to be leaked by the Suitress, it is likely that Bella would have simply continued with her plan and allowed Chris to continue his behavior indefinitely. When the Suitress eventually did leak the conversation, Bella's response only further confirmed this.

In the intervening time, several of the trolls involved created a collection of fake texts in which Chris supposedly admitted to having BDSM-style sex with Barb. This was likely related to Bella's long-term plot to make Chris commit suicide in some way, but how exactly these were planned to be used had the original incest call audio not been leaked prematurely is unclear. Bella tried to perpetuate this notion again and again on a Discord server, claiming that Chris wouldn't feed Barb unless she preformed felatio on him, and called it BDSM.

Aftermath and damage control

On the 30th of July, the incest phone call involving Bella was unexpectedly leaked to the public by one of her associates. Immediately, Bella tried to do everything in her power to distance herself from the now-growing drama. One of the first things she decided to do to remedy this was shift the blame and any consequences that may occur onto the Suitress.

GiBi, a YouTuber specializing in Chris-centric content since 2019, was desperate to showcase the events of the scandal as soon as possible on his YouTube channel, even if it meant collecting information from questionable sources such as Bella. Immediately accepting Bella's story that the entire scandal was the fault of the Suitress, GiBi went as far as to leak the Suitress's phone number in one of his videos for thousands to see. After being criticized for doxxing someone with no evidence of their guilt, GiBi took the video down three hours later.. He claimed that the reason the phone number was displayed was because the uploading of the video was held back by three hours, and to "allow the people discussed" - presumably referring to Bella herself - in the video to see it, in order to make sure he hadn't doxxed the wrong person.

GiBi decided to upload the video a second time without removing the Suitress' phone number, spreading her personal information to even more people, but deleted that video after only two minutes for "presenting only one side". GiBi had also attempted to upload the video a third time, claiming that he would fix this mistake. However, this whole charade didn't do much other than inflict unnecessary psychological harm onto the Suitress, as by that point, it had already been made abundantly clear to everyone who was paying attention that Bella was a compulsive liar and was not to be trusted.

Eventually, Bella herself was doxxed, not in small part due to one of Bella's own cronies posting an image of Bella’s mistreated rescue dog. After her personal information was leaked, Isabella went into desperate - albeit futile - damage control, using sockpuppet accounts on 4Chan, Reddit, and Kiwi Farms to rant about how the info regarding her was fake, exaggerated, and/or a psyop conspiracy led by transgender puppetmasters. Unfortunately for her, this was to no avail - as of late August, there were already dedicated, active threads on Kiwi Farms for Bella and each of her cronies. With such a unique name, these threads will likely be the first things any future employers see when they google Bella's name. Ironically, Bella has become just as unemployable and infamous as Chris himself.

Associates

During her plot, Bella manipulated and/or enlisted many people to help her out with her plans. Some of them were genuinely unaware of Bella's true intentions, while others had intentions as equally as depraved as hers. Though, given her known plans for one particular associate, as well as the fact that she had driven at least one TTU student to suicide, and how she eventually decided to backstab almost all of her associates directly after the leaks by doxxing them, it may turn out she had nefarious plans for many of the people listed below.

The Suitress

Main article: The Suitress

In a cruel twist of irony, Chris once again had somebody try to gain his affection, rather than the other way around, and said person's decisions turned out to be the catalyst that would end the Chris Chan saga. Because of this, the most important of the people Bella had gathered to help her with her plans was a young autistic woman who had organically formed a crush on Chris, and was a former moderator of the Chris Chan subreddit. For the sake of anonymity, said woman will be referred to as "The Suitress" on this website.

Sean Walker

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An old photo of Sean Walker.

Main article: Sean Walker

Sean Walker, known on Kiwi Farms as Psychic Espeon, or elsewhere as The Wildcat, WCT, Neko Onyx, and plenty of other pseudonyms, is a ex-Watchman and key ally of Bella's in her ultimate suicide plot, acting as her second-in-command.

Bella's plot to have Chris kill himself was most likely inspired by Sean's previous manipulations of Chris, which involved a fellow lolcow who killed four people - including himself - in a bizarre plot to reincarnate as a cartoon character. It is speculated that Bella intended to have Chris commit suicide in the same fashion, after convincing him that this would finally complete the Dimensional Merge. It's almost certain that Sean was well aware of the end goal of Bella's plot, and likely even planned to profit off of Chris's imminent demise.

After the initial plan fell apart with the leaking of the incest call, Sean was a major component in spreading disinformation to throw off observers. He conspired with Bella to frame the Suitress, and helped doctor and circulate fake messages of Chris supposedly admitting to BDSM with Barbara.

See also

• Incest
• Carpetbaggers

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