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Article of the Week Lynchburg (pop. 79,009 in 2020) is an independent city in the Commonwealth of Virginia. It lies at the center of the Lynchburg metropolitan area, which includes Lynchburg and four neighboring counties. Chris has frequently been spotted in the Lynchburg area beginning on 20 July 2023, seventeen days after the last time he was seen in Chesterfield County. Big Island (pop. 300) is a census-designed place 18 miles (29 km) northwest of Lynchburg, in nearby Bedford County. In June 2023, Caden Peck purchased a house in Big Island. In August 2023, a business partner of Caden registered an LLC there called Realty Plus LLC. Chris's car has been spotted at the house, and Chris was since shown to be living there. (More...) Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 1,004 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. Record streak: 1,012 days 1,947 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 2,380 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. Between 15 April 2020 and 25 February 2021, Chris was role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABSCon, and ended it to bash the newest My Little Pony cartoon. On 1 June 2021, Chris briefly roleplayed as his pre-name change self. Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 188 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,028 days 252 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 1,672 days 5,332 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,332 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris, under the impression that famous people ought to create their own Wikipedia pages, posts his autobiography on Wikipedia. (more...) In 2023, Chris is sighted for the first time since his arrest by several onlookers at a Walmart in Midlothian, VA. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris and Jacob Sockness aren't dating... yet? ... that Chris believes that butt plugs are linked with spontaneous human combustion? ... that Blanca was real? ... that Chris attempted to dox multiple people, while not realizing that just posting a list of Twitter handles isn't doxing? ... that Barbara Chandler won the Mother of the Year 2000 award? ... that Chris has dreamed about having sex with his mom? ... and that Chris has been charged with having sex with his mom? ... and Chris got those charges dismissed? ... that Chris believes if My Little Pony G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, Akan will invade Equestria and eventually our own universe? ... and that G5 has caused World War III? ... that Barb sings while vacuuming? ... that Chris throws rocks at women to attract them?

Quote of the Now “ Hi Christine, Thank you for your interest in attending BABSCon 2024. We are sorry, but we are unable to accommodate you at our convention due to potential violations of our Code of Conduct. As such, you are persona non grata at BABSCon 2024 and future BABSCon events, and you will not be allowed to attend. To be explicit; this is a formal notification that you are banned from BABSCon events. We identified and have voided the two 'Canterlot Pony' badges purchased under your [redacted]@aol.com email address; as an act of good faith, we have issued a full refund on the purchase of those badges. Best regards, BABSCon ” BABSCon in an email to Chris. Da Update It is currently May 2024. It has been... 37 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way. Current Updates 26 April - Chris uploads Christ Chan - Sakkijarven Polkka mp4. 22 April - Chris uploads Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple. 15 April - Chris reveals a new page of Sonichu 0 HD on Twitter. 14 April - After over three weeks, Chris returns to Twitter to complain over leaked chats. 13 April - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Pray High Valyrian. 5 April - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Silakka Apajalla. 31 March - OfficialCWCmart starts selling official Sonichu "amiibos". Recently Uncovered Info 27 April - Picture of Chris editing Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging Part 3 from January 2024 19 April - Art request for Sockness lore from December 2019 11 April - Cults3D from January 2024 31 March - Chris's conversation with BABSCon staff from 8 March 2024 11 March - The Knights of CWC chats from July 2021 4 March - Tinyhorse1942 Twitter profile from March 2021 8 February - Genderbent Dimension from October 2020 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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