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The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler .
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!
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*Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
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Quote of the Now

Mmmmm... I'm not acknowledging you right now.
Chris in his most recent sighting.

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
214
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,053 days

278
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,698 days

5,358
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,358 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

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The Father Call is a phone call that occurred on 4 November 2009. In this call, Solid Chris spends 2 hours on the phone with Matthew Devoria (born 1957), the father of his would-be sweetheart Kacey, and a retired U.S. Marine who served in the Gulf War. Chris uses the opportunity of speaking to the dad of his sweetheart by boasting of his now-legendary honesty, before flimsily attempting to defend himself from an angry father.

Their conversation is illuminating. What follows is probably the bluntest personal assessment Chris has ever received to date: Matt berates Chris for his laziness, egotism, lack of empathy, inability to grow up, unhealthy lifestyle, obesity, treatment of Kacey and general failure at life. To this day, Chris has never taken any of Matt and Kacey's advice to heart; throughout the call he retorts by saying that he leads a hard life, which includes such laborious tasks as doing menial chores, mowing the lawn and cleaning the house. He also claims to be strong and that he exercises regularly, as well as eating healthy by going to McDonald's only once per week and shoving vegetables down his throat.

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This Day in Christory

IT WILL NEVER END.

Today in Christory, in 2010, Chris released a tedious video criticising trolls.

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Today was also the day, in 2000, that Sonichu and Rosechu's house in CWCville was completed.

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Did You Know...

Da Update

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It is currently May 2024. It has been...
3
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

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Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now