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Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.
We currently have 2,774 articles...and counting!
Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

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Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

73
days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.
1,425
days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration.
2,417
days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.
2,850
days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.


Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
658
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,497 days

722
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 2,142 days

5,802
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,802 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

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"Challenge for Clyde II" (originally "10142009") is a video in which Chris demands Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays come face him, so that Chris can beat him up. He claims that Gregg Mays lives in Charlottesville, and that he knows this because he has the FBI working for him. The audio quality in this video is very poor, probably due to Chris's constant abuse of his camera, especially in his previous video. Between his slow, monotonous speaking pattern (possibly enhanced as he tries to speak through his rage) and the constant skipping in the audio, Chris manages to sound even more like a robot than usual.

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This Day in Christory

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Today in Christory, in 2006, Chris updated his "Story of My Current Days".

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In 2020, Chris was banned from the Official CWCki Server, only four days after being invited by Naught.

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Did You Know...

Quote of the Now

Everyone, I realize and understand that over the years, I have been a real jerk. I've said and done insensitive things to others over the years. What did it get me? A lot of being trolled, and lots of regrets.

I solemnly swear: from now on, I will never ever again be a jerk. ⚡️💙⚡️

Chris on X and Bluesky

Da Update

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It is currently August 2025. It has been...
1
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
89
day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates
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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now