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Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.
We currently have 2,096 articles...and counting!
Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

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Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

19
days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.
629
days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.
1,062
days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.

Since 15 April 2020, Chris has been role-playing as Sonichu, a coping mechanism for the cancellation of BABScon.

Begging Counter

If you are considering donating to, or buying something from, Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers (and worse).

It has been…

71
days since Chris last begged for money.
354
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.
4,014
days since Chris last applied for a job.
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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

Every Sunday, an article will be featured - either a newly written article, an updated article, or a throwback article.
From this week's new article...
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In September 2017, while in the virtual bosom of his new sweetheart, Jessica Quinn, Chris inserted her into the world of Sonichu. In addition to reinterpreting a previous character, Chris created a ponysona named Diamond Melody. Melody appeared in Sonichu #12-9; however, with Quinn's breakup with Chris and the eventual emergence of the Idea Guys in late 2017, Melody would be condemned to a single comic and be replaced with a new horse sweetheart, Kun T’Nyuget.

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This Day in Christory

QUACK!

Today in Christory, in 2008, webcam pictures of Chris's penis and love-doll emerged.

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Did You Know...

  • ...that the CWCki is working on a project to update this list? If you would like to suggest trivia to add, join our Discord and read the did-you-know channel.
  • ...that Chris is now a proud member of the SLGBTQ community?

Quote of the Now

...this body is going to become fully, genuinely transformed and birth-able.
This is what Chris actually believes.

Da Update

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It is currently September 2020.

Ongoing: DebtDiscord Q&ASpirit possessionWatchmen


Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms.
Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 17 days ago.

CWCki News

Account creation for the CWCki is partially open! Message a CWCki Jerkop (moderator) at either the Kiwi Farms (see the Updating the CWCki thread) or at the CWCki's Discord for an account.

For in-progress articles and a list of pages to be improved or updated, see CWCki:Improvement.


The CWCki now has a Discord server.


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Discord

Check out Chris's own sections in the Kiwi Farms and the CWCki Club, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Please limit extensive discussions and speculations there, and use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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Picture of the Now

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The Nine-Sheet Sized Masterpiece

Video of the Now