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“	Awesome Romps in the hay with [Magi-Chan], as well as Cryzel	”
Chris^[1]

Chris has a drawing of his wife and husband taped to the ceiling so he can look at them while he's in bed.

The polyamorous marriage is an escapist fantasy and maladaptive coping mechanism brainwashed into Chris by the Idea Guys. Since March 2018, Chris was led to believe he is in a bisexual marriage with fictional OCs. Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu tied the knot with Chris in March, with Sylvana and Mewtwo officially joining in later. In other words, the real sweethearts were the ones he made (up) along the way, alongside a copyrighted Nintendo character.

Arguably, this is one of Chris' most bizarre (collection of) sweethearts to date. Formerly, Chris only desired real-world relationships; in the Mailbag 32 seven years prior, when a fan suggested real dolls for companionship, Chris angrily replied that he would "NEVER EVER SETTLE for such a PRETEND RELATIONSHIP." His change of heart into accepting his imaginary friends for relationships may have been influenced by subconsciously understanding that he is unlikely to find a real romantic partner at this stage in his life and with all of his baggage being public knowledge. On the bright side, his Love Quest appeared to be finally over.

As a coping mechanism, the imaginary marriage eventually failed to keep Chris satisfied. By early 2021, Chris was lamenting his loneliness and expressing a desire for real-world relationships. This can be seen in the lonely feelings chat from March, where in a rare moment of self-awareness, he acknowledged that his imaginary friends cannot assuage his loneliness as they are not truly with him. With his fantasies and reality both leaving him without a satisfying end to the Love Quest, Chris ultimately resorted to an incestuous affair with his own mother.

Participating individuals

Biography

Early days

“	I go [sic] married to Magi-Chan Sonichu and Cryzel Rosechu last March, and then I married Sylvana Rosechu and Mewtwo last June. We all share a polyamorous relationship.	”
Chris explains his current relationships^[2]

Chris and his initial romantic partners.

From at least November 2017, the Idea Guys have had a significant influence on both Chris' real life and his Sonichu canon. By far, one the greatest influences they had on Chris' real life was the relationships with his characters. Most of what we understand about these relationships stems from Chris' various texts and drawings.

The seeds of Chris' marriage were originally sown when Chris announced in January 2018 that Magi-Chan—previously known to be in a relationship with Silvana—was now married to his mentor Mewtwo.^[3]

The Chris-Magi-Chan-Cryzel polyamorous relationship/marriage began on 26 March 2018 when Chris announced that his sweetheart search was over... yet again. He did not disclose that he was now married. He later mentioned that the supposed relationship involves three people (from the wording it is himself and two others), implying that he was in a polyamorous relationship at the time. Their identities were not known at the time, and because he claimed that they all knew each other in person,^[4] people assumed that Chris was in a relationship with two actual people. He later said that one of them (Magi-Chan) was his "loving boyfriend",^[5] with the implication that the other (Cryzel) was a woman.

On 10 April 2018, Chris came out as bisexual, apparently after discussion with them.^[6] Days later, he uploaded a disturbing video, Dick Licker; that is I., in which he licked an image of Magi-Chan's penis drawn on a wall. He also updated his Facebook to note that he is a bisexual transwoman, "interested in men and women".

He affirmed that he gave oral sex to Magi-Chan to a Twitter ween.^[5] Apparently, Chris's relationship is not merely polyamorous but open, as he claims that they have no objection to his return to prostitution. They also seem to be okay with Chris's Facebook and Twitter avatar being fanart from a member of the CWCProtectSquad depicting him being kissed by a female fan, as well as Chris hitting on Bryanfrogboy.

Reveal

The Chris and Magi-Cryzel wedding portrayed in Sonichu #13.

On 30 April 2018, Chris introduced his fan base to Cryzel Rosechu, calling her "a very close gal" and that he had "promised her" he would make an Amiibo figure of her. He then liked a comment from a fan which congratulated him on revealing one of his significant others.^[6] In Beedee, Beedee, Beedee; I’m Back, Buck!, he implied that Magi-Chan was the other lover.

On 5 May, he released a preview of a special mini-comic, to be included in Sonichu #13. It depicts him, Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu getting married. The comic is dated 26 March – the same date as when Chris announced his sweetheart search to be over.

When questioned by a fan about the relationship, considering Magi-Chan was married again, Chris replied:

"Polyamorous relationships and marriages are very cool there. Sylvana (YES, her name is spelled with a “Y”) is Totally Cool with Cryzel and I being part of the wedding tree. Mewtwo was skeptical at first, but he came around, and he really likes me too. And you know Mewtwo: he has a good heart, but Cross Him, and you WILL REGRET IT LIKE TEAM ROCKET DID!"^[7]

By late May, the sweethearts' troll status had become obvious, and several pieces of evidence linked them, and Chris's recent bizarre content, to the Idea Guy, who was thought to have stopped involvement with Chris after being doxed in January. However, Chris made two tweets^[8]^[9] on 25 May acknowledging and calling out the Idea Guy, yet still referred to Cryzel and Magi-Chan as his sweethearts, and restated his bisexuality, in the Copitz interview the next day.

At some point in June, Silvana Rosechu and Mewtwo were added to the marriage.^[2] It is worth noting that Chris rejected a potential sweetheart in favor of his fictional characters, suggesting that he is happy with his current relationships.

Married life

Chris described his marriage in some depth in the Count Dankula interview of June 2018.

“	I was destined for this relationship, and that's why my past relationships, real and fictional, with the theoretical exes that were trolls and bullies that pretend to be women—that's why they all failed.	”
Excerpt from the Count Dankula interview.

3 August 2018: Magi-Chan persuaded Chris to publicly expose the Idea Guys by chronicling his experiences for future generations. The result was The Awakening of a CPU — a short story.^[10]

26 February 2019: Following the release of the Pokémon: Detective Pikachu second trailer, Chris remarked that husband Mewtwo was indeed involved in the production of the film:^[11]


Also, I Did see the new #DetectivePikachuMovie trailer; my hubbytwo actually did help out during those events, though the surging through the parade balloon, in his own words, was exaggerated a bit. ⚡️💙⚡️

11 March 2019: Chris gave the unfortunate news that Mewtwo was struck ill, but was on his way to recovering.^[12] Despite being a long-time Pokémon fan, he somehow failed to remember the instant convenience of Pokémon Centers:


Hey. I’ve just got this news from Magi-Chan: our hubby, Mewtwo, has come down with a really bad head virus. He is resting at the Cwcville Basillicom, and he should only be a few days until recovered. Prayers would be appreciated very kindly and much, please. Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️

In a letter he had sent to Helena Fiorenza on 8 May 2022, Chris states that he considers her OC Pickchu a part of his "harem", although he has seemingly dropped it later on. He has also started to sometimes omit Cryzel's name, but as shown a few times, notably in the Persona 5 livestream, he does still consider her his spouse.

Gallery

Image Chris posted to his Patreon on 5 May.
Magi-Chan, Mewtwo and Sylvana marry in January 2018.
The fivesome, among others, celebrate Pride Month 2018.
Chris sucks face with Magi-Chan.
Chris talks about his "marriages" with failed sweetheart Miss Cherry.
In a therapy session with DRWolf.

References

Idea Guy Saga

The Players

People: Chris • Idea Guys (Joshua Wise • Stephen Boyd • Unnamed Others) • Guard Dogs • (The Captain • Null • Marvin) • Anna McLerran • Tings Tingz
Fictional Characters: John Yamada • Gwen Mikoto • Gruppenfuhrer Fegelein • Magi-chan • Cryzel • Kun T’Nyuget • Mewtwo • Pitohui • Bundychu • Akan

The Concepts:

The Chats:

The Videos:

Coinciding Sagas: Guard Dog

[1] July 2018 social media posts

[marry-2] 2.0 ^2.1 File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png

[3] January 2018 Facebook posts#Mewtwo and Magi-Chan married

[4] March 2018 social media posts

[price-5] 5.0 ^5.1 File:NAME YOUR PRICE!!.jpeg

[aprilposts-6] 6.0 ^6.1 April 2018 social media posts

[7] May 2018 social media posts#On the Cryzel and Magi-Chan relationship and being blackmailed

[8] May 2018 social media posts#Calling out the weens

[9] Sonichu 16#Still canon?

[10] ttps://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1025473082809634816

[11] ttps://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1100463710680813569 [Protected Tweet]

[12] ttps://kiwifarms.net/threads/3-11-chris-believes-that-mewtwo-is-sick-asks-for-prayers.54231/

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+{{quote|Awesome Romps in the hay with [Magi-Chan], as well as Cryzel|Chris<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts]]</ref>}}
-{{quote|We are Polyamorous.|Chris<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/992919864347168773</ref>}}
+[[File:I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please00001.png|thumb|Chris has a drawing of his wife and husband taped to the ceiling so he can [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|look at them while he's in bed]].]]
-[[File:OurWedding preview2.jpeg|thumb|200px|Chris Chan Sonichu, Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu tie the knot]]
+The '''polyamorous marriage''' is an [[Chris and escapism|escapist]] fantasy and maladaptive coping mechanism [[brainwashed]] into Chris by the [[Idea Guys]]. Since [[March 2018]], Chris was led to believe he is in a [[bisexual]] marriage with fictional [[OCs]]. [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Cryzel Rosechu]] tied the knot with Chris in March, with [[Sylvana]] and [[Mewtwo]] officially  joining in later. In other words, the real [[sweetheart]]s [[Imaginary friend|were the ones he made (up) along the way]], alongside a copyrighted [[Nintendo]] character.
-On 26 March 2018, Chris announced that his sweetheart search was over... yet again. He later mentioned that the supposed relationship involves three people (from the wording it is himself and two others), implying he is in a polyamorous relationship – the identities of these two are not known, though he claims they all know each other in person,<ref>[[March 2018 social media posts]]</ref> and has said that one of them is his "loving boyfriend",<ref name=price>[[:File:NAME YOUR PRICE!!.jpeg]]</ref> with the implication that the other is a woman.
-On 10 April 2018, Chris came out as bisexual, apparently after discussion with the sweethearts.<ref name=aprilposts>[[April 2018 social media posts]]</ref> Days later, he uploaded a disturbing video, [[Dick Licker; that is I.]], in which he licked an image of a penis drawn on a wall. He also updated his [[Facebook]] to note that he is a bisexual transwoman, "interested in men and women".
+Arguably, this is one of Chris' [[Chris and reality|most bizarre (collection of)]] [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|sweethearts to date]]. Formerly, Chris only desired real-world relationships; in the [[Mailbag 32]] seven years prior, when a fan suggested real dolls for companionship, Chris angrily replied that he would "NEVER EVER SETTLE for such a PRETEND RELATIONSHIP." His change of heart into accepting his [[imaginary friends]] for relationships may have been influenced by subconsciously understanding that he is unlikely to find a real romantic partner at this stage in his life and with all of his baggage being public knowledge. On the bright side, his [[Love Quest]] [[Sonichu 4|appeared to be finally over]].
-Chris claims to have actually given oral sex to his male sweetheart, which would be farther than he has gotten with any of his previous sweethearts, though this could be a [[Chris's resume|fabricated credential with the aim of getting a job]] – namely a [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|$50 blowjob-for-money deal]] with a probable troll's supposed friend.<ref name=price></ref> Apparently, Chris's relationship is not merely polyamorous but open, as he claims his sweethearts have no objection to his return to prostitution. They also seem to be okay with Chris's Facebook and Twitter image being an image of fanart depicting him being kissed by a female fan, as well as Chris hitting on [[Bryanfrogboy]].
+As a coping mechanism, the imaginary marriage eventually failed to keep Chris satisfied. By early [[2021]], Chris was lamenting his loneliness and expressing a desire for real-world relationships. This can be seen in the [[lonely feelings]] chat from March, where in a rare moment of self-awareness, he acknowledged that his imaginary friends cannot assuage his loneliness as they are not truly with him. With his fantasies and reality both leaving him without a satisfying end to the Love Quest, Chris ultimately resorted to [[Affair with Mother|an incestuous affair with his own mother]].
-[[File:Magi-Chan and Cryzel Amiibos.png|thumb|left|200px]]
+==Participating individuals==
-On 30 April 2018, Chris posted about [[Cryzel Rosechu]], calling her "a very close gal" and that he had "promised her" he would make an [[Amiibo]] figure of her. He then liked a comment from a fan which congratulated him on revealing one of his significant others. In [[Beedee, Beedee, Beedee; I’m Back, Buck!]], he implied that [[Magi-Chan]] was the other lover.
+<center><gallery>
+File:CWC 4th of July 2018.jpg|[[Chris]]
+File:MagiChan111448.jpg|[[Magi-Chan]]
+File:CryzelRosechu2.jpg|[[Cryzel Rosechu]]
+File:Mewtwo.PNG|[[Mewtwo]]
+File:Silvana.jpg|[[Silvana|Sylvana Rosechu]]
+File:Pickchu.jpg|[[Helena Fiorenza#Pickchu|Pickchu]]
+</gallery></center>
-On 5 May, he released a preview of a special mini-comic, to be included in [[Sonichu 16]]. It depicts him, Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu getting married. The comic is dated 26 March - the same date as when Chris announced his sweetheart search to be over.
+==Biography==
+===Early days===
+{{quote|I go [sic] married to Magi-Chan Sonichu and Cryzel Rosechu last March, and then I married Sylvana Rosechu and Mewtwo last June. We all share a polyamorous relationship.|Chris explains his current relationships<ref name=marry>[[:File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png]]</ref>}}
-==Idea Guy: the sequel?==
+[[File:Newlyweds.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris Chan Sonichu|Chris]] and his initial romantic partners.]]
-Early in April, he had posted a drawing commemorating flat-chested women, depicting himself as flat-chested instead of with the usual comically-large breasts.<ref name=aprilposts></ref> While he declined to mention what had spurred him to make the drawing, the changes to Chris's sense of sexuality points to his new sweethearts as being trolls.
-Another out-of-character video surfaced in April, [[One-Hundred!]], in which Chris exercises with dumbbells.
+From at least [[November 2017]], the Idea Guys have had a significant influence on both Chris' real life and his Sonichu canon. By far, one the greatest influences they had on Chris' real life was the relationships with his characters. Most of what we understand about these relationships stems from Chris' various texts and drawings.
-In a tweet on 16 April, Chris inadvertently let slip a clue as to how he was being trolled:
+The seeds of Chris' marriage were originally sown when Chris announced in [[January 2018]] that Magi-Chan—previously known to be in a relationship with Silvana—was now married to his mentor Mewtwo.<ref>[[January 2018 Facebook posts#Mewtwo and Magi-Chan married]]</ref>
-{{quotebox|I had not heard much of the Nostalgia Critic yet, but in Cwcville, apparently, Christine and the Hedgehog Boys made a song about him, “The Nostalgia Critic Did Nothing Wrong!” So, some of my family and species likes him. Cool. :) <ref name=aprilposts></ref>}}
+The Chris-Magi-Chan-Cryzel polyamorous relationship/marriage began on 26 March 2018 when Chris announced that his sweetheart search was over... yet again. He did not disclose that he was now married. He later mentioned that the supposed relationship involves three people (from the wording it is himself and two others), implying that he was in a polyamorous relationship at the time. Their identities were not known at the time, and because he claimed that they all knew each other in person,<ref>[[March 2018 social media posts]]</ref> people assumed that Chris was in a relationship with two actual people. He later said that one of them (Magi-Chan) was his "loving boyfriend",<ref name=price>[[:File:NAME YOUR PRICE!!.jpeg]]</ref> with the implication that the other (Cryzel) was a woman.
-The planting of ideas into Chris's imaginary land echoes the technique used by [[Idea Guy]]. Speculators theorize that it is the work of a copycat, as the original Idea Guy was doxed and forced to end his association with Chris several months earlier.
+On 10 April 2018, Chris came out as bisexual, apparently after discussion with them.<ref name=aprilposts>[[April 2018 social media posts]]</ref> Days later, he uploaded a disturbing video, [[Dick Licker; that is I.]], in which he licked an image of Magi-Chan's penis drawn on a wall. He also updated his [[Facebook]] to note that he is a bisexual transwoman, "interested in men and women".
-On 17 April, the influence over Chris became much more obvious. Chris's Twitter account repeatedly posted slanderous lies about him.<ref name=aprilposts></ref> He then deleted the tweets, claiming a hack had occurred – this is unlikely due to the speed at which he was able to remove the posts. Again, the content pointed to the likelihood of an Idea Guy copycat. Chris, being [[naïve]], may have simply handed over the password, just as he did with Idea Guy.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>
+He affirmed that he gave oral sex to Magi-Chan to a Twitter ween.<ref name=price></ref> Apparently, Chris's relationship is not merely polyamorous but open, as he claims that they have no objection to his return to prostitution. They also seem to be okay with Chris's Facebook and Twitter avatar being fanart from a member of the [[CWCProtectSquad]] depicting him being kissed by a female fan, as well as Chris hitting on [[Bryanfrogboy]].
+===Reveal===
+[[File:OurWedding 9.png|thumb|left|200px|The Chris and Magi-Cryzel wedding portrayed in ''Sonichu'' #13.]]
+On 30 April 2018, Chris introduced his fan base to Cryzel Rosechu, calling her "a very close gal" and that he had "promised her" he would make an [[Amiibo]] figure of her. He then liked a comment from a fan which congratulated him on revealing one of his significant others.<ref name=aprilposts></ref> In [[Beedee, Beedee, Beedee; I’m Back, Buck!]], he implied that Magi-Chan was the other lover.
+On 5 May, he released a preview of a special mini-comic, to be included in [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]. It depicts him, Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu getting married. The comic is dated 26 March – the same date as when Chris announced his sweetheart search to be over.
+When questioned by a fan about the relationship, considering Magi-Chan was married again, Chris replied:
+<blockquote>"Polyamorous relationships and marriages are very cool there. Sylvana (YES, her name is spelled with a “Y”) is Totally Cool with Cryzel and I being part of the wedding tree. Mewtwo was skeptical at first, but he came around, and he really likes me too.
+And you know Mewtwo: he has a good heart, but Cross Him, and you WILL REGRET IT LIKE TEAM ROCKET DID!"<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#On the Cryzel and Magi-Chan relationship and being blackmailed]]</ref></blockquote>
+By late May, the sweethearts' troll status had become obvious, and several pieces of evidence linked them, and Chris's recent bizarre content, to the [[Idea Guy]], who was thought to have stopped involvement with Chris after being doxed in January. However, Chris made two tweets<ref>[[May 2018 social media posts#Calling out the weens]]</ref><ref>[[Sonichu 16#Still canon?]]</ref> on 25 May acknowledging and calling out the Idea Guy, yet still referred to Cryzel and Magi-Chan as his sweethearts, and restated his bisexuality, in the [[Copitz]] interview the next day.
+At some point in June, Silvana Rosechu and Mewtwo were added to the marriage.<ref name=marry></ref> It is worth noting that Chris rejected a [[Miss Cherry|potential sweetheart]] in favor of his fictional characters, suggesting that he is happy with his current relationships.
+===Married life===
+Chris described his marriage in some depth in the [[Count Dankula]] interview of June 2018.
+{{quote|I was destined for this relationship, and that's why my past relationships, real and fictional, with the theoretical exes that were trolls and bullies that pretend to be women—that's why they all failed.|Excerpt from the Count Dankula interview.}}
+'''3 August 2018''': Magi-Chan persuaded Chris to publicly expose the Idea Guys by chronicling his experiences for future generations. The result was ''[[The Awakening of a CPU]]'' — a short story.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1025473082809634816</ref>
+'''26 [[February 2019]]''': Following the release of the [[Wikipedia:Pokémon: Detective Pikachu|Pokémon: Detective Pikachu]] second trailer, Chris remarked that husband Mewtwo was indeed involved in the production of the film:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1100463710680813569 [Protected Tweet]</ref>
+{{quotebox|Also, I Did see the new #DetectivePikachuMovie trailer; my hubbytwo actually did help out during those events, though the surging through the parade balloon, in his own words, was exaggerated a bit.
+⚡️💙⚡️
+[[File:DetectivePikachuMewtwo.jpg|200px]]}}
+'''11 [[March 2019]]''': Chris gave the unfortunate news that Mewtwo was struck ill, but was on his way to recovering.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/3-11-chris-believes-that-mewtwo-is-sick-asks-for-prayers.54231/</ref> Despite being a [[Chris Chan in the PokéNews|long-time Pokémon fan]], he somehow failed to remember the instant convenience of Pokémon Centers:
+{{quotebox|Hey. I’ve just got this news from Magi-Chan: our hubby, Mewtwo, has come down with a really bad head virus. He is resting at the Cwcville Basillicom, and he should only be a few days until recovered.
+Prayers would be appreciated very kindly and much, please. Thank you.
+⚡️💙⚡️}}
+In a letter he had sent to [[Helena Fiorenza]] on [[May 2022|8 May 2022]], Chris states that he considers her OC Pickchu a part of his "harem", although he has seemingly dropped it later on. He has also started to sometimes omit Cryzel's name, but as shown a few times, notably in the [[January 2024 livestreams|Persona 5 livestream]], he does still consider her his spouse.
+==Gallery==
+<center><gallery>
+File:Magi-Chan and Cryzel Amiibos.png|Image Chris posted to his Patreon on 5 May.
+File:Mewtwo magichan married.jpg|Magi-Chan, Mewtwo and Sylvana marry in January 2018.
+Pride Month drawing June 2018.jpg|The fivesome, among others, celebrate Pride Month 2018.
+File:Sonichu16PreviewPage6.jpg|Chris sucks face with Magi-Chan.
+File:Miss Cherry asks Chris about his marriages.png|Chris talks about his "marriages" with failed sweetheart [[Other enablers#Miss Cherry|Miss Cherry]].
+File:VariousBronyConArt2.jpg|In a therapy session with [[DRWolf]].
+</gallery></center>
+==See Also==
+*[[Bisexual]]
+*[[Idea Guys]]
 ==References==
 <references/>
+{{articleofthenow}}
-{{People}}
+{{IdeaGuySaga}}
+{{Fantasies}}
+{{Love Quest}}
+[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]

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