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'''Kenneth Erwin Englehardt''', is a friend of Chris on [[Facebook]]. He is a middle-aged, part-time bookkeeper and part-time amateur art hobbyist. Like Christian, he is on the autism spectrum.
'''Kenneth Erwin Englehardt''', unaffectionately known among [[trolls]] by the portmanteau '''Kengle''', is Chris's primary ass-kisser on [[Facebook]]. As a fat, autistic, inept, middle-aged, unemployed accountant with a penchant for creating horrifying, warped artwork, Kengle naturally feels as though he shares a lot in common with him.
 
Kengle is also notable for being one of two confirmed genuine fans of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] during the comic's run (the other being [[CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers#True_fan|"Sonichuizcool"]]).


== Relationship with Chris ==
== Relationship with Chris ==
Kengle's intentions towards Chris seem entirely [[True and Honest]] - although he'll occasionally make what appears to be a subtle jab at him, these are overshadowed by the praise he heaps on him for heroic acts such as sculpting a [[medallion]], having an opinion on a [[video game]], and breathing in and out.
Alas, these affections for Chris go unrequited.  Kengle pops up to post on every one of Chris' status updates, usually offering some inane comment.  These posts are almost always ignored by Chris.  Kengle once tried to host an anti-bullying website, hoping to cash in on Chris's [[Sonic Boom]] protests - the prize being recognition from Chris. [[Sonichu.net#spergweb.com/SonichuOnline (November 2014)|That went about as well as you'd expect.]] Chris immediately dismissed Kengle's forum and fan-site without so much as a cursory glance. 
Kengle has also bought several of Chris' [[eBay]] items, and sent him some sardines after Chris' [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]].  Kengle is considered an lolcow in his own right in part due to his bizarre [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] fan comic ''Sonichen,'' which is somewhat reminiscent of low-budget Eldritch abominations. As far as can be deduced, Chris is only vaguely aware of this horrific homage, and disapproves. [[Parody|Ironically]], Kengle justifies his comic as a parody.


Kengle's intentions towards Chris seem entirely [[True and Honest]] - although he'll occasionally make what appears to be a subtle jab at him. Kenneth will often give praise to Chris when he feels there is justification in doing so. A notable example of this was praising on Christian on some of his artwork a [[medallion]].
==Relationship with Trolls==
 
Kengle was banned from the [[CWCki Forums]] because he does not seem to comprehend that there are [[trolls|mean people on the Internet]], and instead believes that everyone is genuinely just interested in Chris as a cool famous Internet dude who everyone wants to befriend. Nonetheless, Kengle's thread on the forum has ballooned to 120+ pages and counting.   
Kenneth is best known for his artwork: Sonichen and Rosechen [http://www.sonichenandrosechen.com/]. While he was initially rejected as a troll by Christian, this is no longer the case. Him and Christian have been Facebook friends for quite a while. Kenneth remains the only person on record to have made a Sonichu-Derivative website and friend Christian. Occasionally, he does post on Christian's Facebook statuses. While there is some debate on whether Kenneth is a member Christian's inner circle on Facebook, him and Christian do have a number of mutual friends in common, the most notable being William Waterman. While somewhat of an eccentric, by and large he is actually quite well-liked on Facebook.
 
Kengle has also bought several of Chris' [[eBay]] items, and sent him some sardines as well as a care package consisting of boardgames, some trail mix and personal itsm after Chris' [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]].   


It was recently noted that Kenneth's Sonichen and Rosechen website was dismantled and rebuilt as a general website to exhibit his artwork. Whether the comic will return remains to be seen.
In many ways, Kengle is the [[Rosechu]] to Chris's [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]; a useless borderline-NPC character who shows up occasionally to be mildly annoying.


==External Links==
==External Links==
* [http://www.sonichenandrosechen.com/ Kengle's ''Sonichen'' website.] [http://www.sonichu.org/ Kenneth's Sonichu.org Website]
* [http://www.sonichenandrosechen.com/ Kengle's ''Sonichen'' website.] '''Note:''' Will cause nightmares.
* [http://www.kennethengelhardt.com Kennethengelhardt.com]
* [http://www.kennethengelhardt.com Ken's official website]
* [http://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Kenneth_Erwin_Engelhardt Kengle on the lolcow wiki]


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Revision as of 13:54, 14 June 2015

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Kenneth Erwin Englehardt
Full Name Kenneth Erwin Englehardt
Nickname Kengle
Religion Muslim
Age 56
Gender Male
Nationality American
Race White
Education DeKalb Technical College (AAS, accounting)

Kennesaw State University (BBA, accounting)

Occupation(s) Unemployed

Kenneth Erwin Englehardt, unaffectionately known among trolls by the portmanteau Kengle, is Chris's primary ass-kisser on Facebook. As a fat, autistic, inept, middle-aged, unemployed accountant with a penchant for creating horrifying, warped artwork, Kengle naturally feels as though he shares a lot in common with him.

Kengle is also notable for being one of two confirmed genuine fans of Sonichu during the comic's run (the other being "Sonichuizcool").

Relationship with Chris

Kengle's intentions towards Chris seem entirely True and Honest - although he'll occasionally make what appears to be a subtle jab at him, these are overshadowed by the praise he heaps on him for heroic acts such as sculpting a medallion, having an opinion on a video game, and breathing in and out.

Alas, these affections for Chris go unrequited. Kengle pops up to post on every one of Chris' status updates, usually offering some inane comment. These posts are almost always ignored by Chris. Kengle once tried to host an anti-bullying website, hoping to cash in on Chris's Sonic Boom protests - the prize being recognition from Chris. That went about as well as you'd expect. Chris immediately dismissed Kengle's forum and fan-site without so much as a cursory glance.

Kengle has also bought several of Chris' eBay items, and sent him some sardines after Chris' house burned down. Kengle is considered an lolcow in his own right in part due to his bizarre Sonichu fan comic Sonichen, which is somewhat reminiscent of low-budget Eldritch abominations. As far as can be deduced, Chris is only vaguely aware of this horrific homage, and disapproves. Ironically, Kengle justifies his comic as a parody.

Relationship with Trolls

Kengle was banned from the CWCki Forums because he does not seem to comprehend that there are mean people on the Internet, and instead believes that everyone is genuinely just interested in Chris as a cool famous Internet dude who everyone wants to befriend. Nonetheless, Kengle's thread on the forum has ballooned to 120+ pages and counting.

In many ways, Kengle is the Rosechu to Chris's Sonichu; a useless borderline-NPC character who shows up occasionally to be mildly annoying.

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    People