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Revision as of 23:27, 6 July 2010
Robert Simmons V (AKA Solidus Chris) was an anti-troll that befriended Christian Weston Chandler on YouTube.
He put on his act copying down aspie traits pat, with a Sonichu medallion of his own (really just the classic Sonic colored yellow and with no Sonichu tail), talked in a loud monotone, liked Sailor Moon (and very kindly wished that CWC would also have Sailor Moon for a daughter), and performed a song he wrote for Chris-chan, complete with a sequence in which he heroically smote to death ED and the Robotnikjerks.
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The events that took place in Bob's life also coincided with Christian's life, from account hacking, to getting the medallion taken. Bob seems to have a slightly disturbing relationship with his sinister cousin Andrew Simmons I, who is not a good actor, that seems to parallel Chris's own Fem-dom/Male-sub kink.
Robert Simmons V has also appeared in Sonichu 7 in the radio interview with Jiggliami.
By 21 February 2009, Bob had taken down all of his videos and changed his profile to announce:
| “ | I decided to remove all of my videos because I have come to the realization that Mr. Christian Weston Chandler is a horrible person. It took me awhile to understand that Encyclopedia Dramatica did not slander Chris but rather was telling the truth. From lying to his fans about the Nintendo deal, to his perverted ways, I cannot bring myself to be a fan of his comics anymore (not to mention he doesn't even bother to update anymore). My only regret in this whole ordeal is that I wasted my time trying to defend such a self centered, arrogant, sexist, homophobic asshole. As my cousin said it himself about Chris " What a selfish Cow, bottom line lose some fucking weight, God Dammit!" | ” |
In March 2009, Robert Simmons V visited Chris at his church and was recorded by an undercover Man in the Pickle Suit, claiming that this message was because someone has hacked into his account.
Chris now knows that Robert Simmons V was a troll. In the Sonichu 7 Videobook, Chris retconned the radio interview stating that Robert was arrested for getting too close to Chris.
Fan art as drawn by Bob
Sometime after Andrew Simmons hacked his account, Robert uploaded a video of him displaying his Sonichu fan art. Some of this art was "Vandalized" by Andrew Simmons. Evidence of Robert being a troll is that the first three drawing are incredibly childish while the last four appear to be done with sophistication. The video has been deleted due to adult content, but one can download it here.
Church visit
- Main article: Church audio
On 15 March 2009, days before Emily's date, Robert and another troll drive to Chris's church uninvited. Robert goes up to Chris while the other troll remains in the background. Introducing himself with "Hi... I'm Robert," Chris recognizes him and they start talking.
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