Sarah and Steve

“	Christine is a Goddess.	”
Sarah and Steve voicing their religious beliefs

A letter Sarah and Steve sent to Chris along with a Nintendo Switch gift.

Sarah and Steve are a pair of attempted weens who first appeared in February 2019. Originally, they made a big show of playing themselves up as fans of Chris. Their interest in and attitude toward Chris would vary over the months that followed, hampered by the contemporary Soft Exile's communication restrictions. For a long time, it was unclear whether the duo were purely weens or attempting to be white knights. Either way, after the very suggestion of trying to actually help Chris by arguing against his beliefs, both were promptly disowned.

Weening history

On 27 February 2019, Sarah and Steve tweeted to Chris, asking permission to make a Rosechu medallion to wear. Chris approved, adding that he has met them in real life. To win him over, they gifted him a Nintendo Switch and $100 in Patreon money, claimed to want to move to be near Chris and have indulged his goddess fantasies.

In the unboxing video of the Switch that Chris made, Chris displays a letter from Sarah and Steve, stating that Sarah and Steve planned to move to Virginia and that Chris would be their only friend. Sarah and Steve explicitly stated in the letter that it was to be kept secret. The pair also attempted to control his contacts, claiming benign intentions:

“	Remember, if you are ever in trouble or need help (before we're able to move) just message us first! I'm afraid other people could not be very trusted.	”
Part of a message Sarah and Steve wrote to Chris.

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  With Rosechu medallion

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  Patreon pledge

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  Patreon pledge pulled

After the Nintendo Switch and letter reveal, their Twitter feed went on hiatus for about a month, and they even pulled their Patreon funding from Chris. However, Twitter activity soon resumed. They changed their Twitter bio from "We love anime, traveling, and Sonichu." to Devout believers in Christine Weston Chandler's prophecy. Soon dedicating our future to her well-being & spreading of her true message.

Between 21–22 May 2019, a set of DMs between CWCki editor Jamzar and the Sarah and Steve account was posted. In them, Sarah and Steve claim to be "helping" Chris by giving him gifts and playing with him and discuss their plans to move to be near him and set up a website for him to express his prophecy. They also mention they convinced Chris he should only trust them and not others such as the Guard Dogs.

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  Twitter DMs 1

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  Twitter DMs 2

On 26 May 2019, Sarah and Steve contemplated canceling their plans on Chris, lamenting their idiocy and complaining that they were swindled out of the hundreds of dollars they had freely given him and poorly treated.

They tweeted to Chris (message unknown as their account is private), and Chris responded with:

That is Not So! I do want y’all’s help, and y’all are my friends. Please, do not cancel your plans.

They lamented to CWCki editor Jamzar via DMs:

On the phone, Christine sounded like she very much wanted my help and was looking forward to us hanging out again. But her actions say otherwise. For example, being left un seen for 5 days in a row while she posts and responds to other people about the dimension stuff. It just feels very offputting and is confusing. And it's not like I expected much, just a simple response every couple days at least. It's a bad sign of what's to come if I actually do relocate. To potentially be shunned for weeks on end because she is 'busy in CWCville' or something. It's saddening. I really do value my friendship with Christine.

They again changed their Twitter bio, to a crying emoji. A short dialogue between them and Chris unfolded over the next two days.

Sarah and Steve: Confused :c </3

Chris: Please, don’t be confused. I like you, kindly, and I do care about y’all.

Sarah and Steve: Okay Christine. I will turn my phone back on soon.

Sarah and Steve: You have had many chances to respond to me here on Twitter though in the dms and have chosen not to though. :\

Sarah and Steve: Okay Christine, I believe that you truly do want to be our friend. But, if you could, please do not leave us on 'seen' for a week straight. I know you say you're busy in CWCville and all, but really.. We make time for you, plz do the same for us. 🔥

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  Sarah and Steve's edited bio

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  Chris isn't replying to their tweets, they feel shunned, and are considering not relocating.

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  Chris's response to the unknown tweet from Sarah & Steve

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  Sarah and Steve and Chris making amends.

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The rift between Sarah and Steve and Chris came to a head in July 2019. On 23 July, they posted a tweet claiming they're not "fucking" with Chris and are genuinely wanting to be friends with Chris. Later that day, they elaborated on why they would not be attending BronyCon with Chris, claiming it is a result of losing their job. Chris was moreover upset with them after they "accidentally" stopped responding to him for a week. Ironically, they had scolded Chris for doing the same thing to them a few months earlier.

On 25 July, Sarah and Steve made an inspired guess of what might happen if they challenged Chris's beliefs, which ended with Sarah and Steve being almost immediately unfollowed by Chris. Four days later, their Twitter account was deleted, seeming to put an end to this failed Teen Troon Squad imitation. However, on 9 August 2019, the Twitter account re-opened: Sarah and Steve were back to professing belief in Chris's impending doomsday, and alluded to contemporary orbiter Jacob Sockness's occultic practices supportively while trying to get Chris's attention back. While this solidifies them as malevolent, nobody yet knows whether or how this mildly persistent pair of weens might affect Christory to come.

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  Sarah and Steve are back with a theory

Leaked Twitter screenshots

On 31 May 2019, screenshots were shared on Kiwi Farms that were taken by someone on their friends list.

Screenshots
Their first tweet. Their tweet about sending the Switch, which seems to indicate Chris knew it was coming from them already. Claiming they will block anyone who shares tweets from them. "When we visited Ruckersville, we could feel a sort-of... magic in the air." Even Mewtwo is sick of them. Tweeting about their plans to make YouTube videos with Chris.

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