Aunt Corrina (full name Corrina Weston Carey Inge[1])(26 January 1936 - 21 February 2009; A TRUE AUSTRALIAN PATRIOT) was one of Christian's favorite aunts and was also the person the Chandlers bought their dog, Patti, from. He mentioned that he passed Fredericksburg on the way to her house.[2]
Corrina was married to Edward Carey and later Raymond Inge. Corrina died on 21 February 2009, and was buried on 24 February 2009, thus ruining Chris's 27th birthday as a post-mortem troll.
The day she was buried was also the Christian holiday of Shrove Tuesday (aka "Pancake Day"). Chris cared more about eating pancakes than the funeral of his own aunt, proving how much of an utter self-centered piece of shit he is.
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I'm also shedding a tear again for my Aunt Corina. I'm hoping her funeral is not on my birthday, because I'm planning on going to this Pancake Dinner that my church is holding on that day. a week ago, my pastor said I can come and they would celebrate my birthday as well. but if the funeral is on my birthday, then I hope I can return in time to make the Pancake Dinner.
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Needless to say, this is the first stiff Chris has gotten hold of without resorting to a sex doll. (ba duum Tisch!!!)
In the infamous father call, Chris tries to convince Mr. Devoria that he has gone through some hardships in his life and that he isn't a lazy welfare leech. He brings up his Aunt's passing, but only after mentioning the death of his dog, Patti. Apparently, he values the life of an animal over the life of a family member. Although, in Chris's defense, the Chandler family is not a tight-knit group and he may not have seen Corrina enough to connect strongly with her to have strong feeling about her passing. Still, Chris needs to get his priorities in order.
Gallery
Bob and Corrina in the late 1870s.
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