Ryan Cash

This is how Chris honors the dead.

Ryan Cash (1996-2008) was a devoted Sonichu fan who hanged himself when Chris announced there would be no comics released in protest of the Encyclopedia Dramatica page. As a result, his brother, Clyde Cash, was on a mission to avenge his death, but he himself commited suicide due to Chris's rampantly objectionable behavior to others. Ryan was truly an hero. GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCE, YOU'RE IN HEAVEN NOW!

“	yeah, don't remind me of Ryan; suicide over my brief moment proclimation of stopping Sonichu in response to the hate; it hurt me emotionally. That was worse than that child locking himself in the closet after watching Optimus Prime die in the Original Transformers Movie.	”
Chris, 28 December 2008

When notified that his actions directly led to the self-inflicted death of an innocent 12-year-old boy, Chris was entirely devoid of remorse, instead expressing his fascination in the fact that he had the power to cause somebody to do this. He also completely lacked compassion and pity, suggesting that Clyde and his family "move on" and "try to be happy in the future" as well as comparing Ryan's death to his dog's.

In the comic following the tragedy, Ryan was given a passing mention, and Chris immediately returned to his Love Quest to get some china. This is yet another example of Chris's blatant narcissism.

See Also

• Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008
• Captain's Log, Stardate January 19th, 2009
• Chris and death

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