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{{Quote|I love you, Sarah May. I love you as my friend.|Chris, [[friend zone|friend zoning]] Sarah May.<ref>[[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|And you know the best part? The troll I met, we're in true love. The only thing you wanted. And we're happy because of your misery. Isn't that funny? |Sarah May}}
[[File:Original-chrischan-rosechu-trap.jpg|thumb|300px|A gift from Chris to Sarah May - a pickled Rosechu.]]
[[File:Original-chrischan-rosechu-trap.jpg|thumb|300px|The picture Chris drew for Sarah.]]
'''Sarah May''' was a [[gal pal]] of Chris and co-founder of the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum. Sarah May came to Chris's defense in the [[IRC (20 January 2009)]] chat.
'''Sarah May''' was a [[gal pal]] of Chris and co-founder of the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum. Sarah May came to Chris's defense in the [[IRC (20 January 2009)]] chat.


In [[Mumble 8]] (17 [[February 2009]]) Sarah May confronted Chris - he had offered [[Emily]] a threeway with him and [[Julie]], but Sarah May thought she had the offer first. Over the course of a long argument, Chris became increasingly frazzled, and called Sarah May "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|Julie]]" four times in quick succession.  
In [[Mumble 8]] (17 [[February 2009]]) Sarah May confronted Chris - he had offered [[Emily]] a threeway with him and [[Julie]], but Sarah May thought she had the offer first. Over the course of a long argument, Chris became increasingly frazzled, and called Sarah May "[[Julay|Julie]]" four times in quick succession.  


{{Quote|It's just like, when you're having sex with somebody and they say somebody else's name, do you know what that would feel like? Do you know what this is doing to me right now, Chris??|Sarah May}}
And so a distraught Sarah May decided to commit suicide. Chris released [[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May|a video]] in which he seemed to show genuine remorse. Apparently Sarah May did not go through with her suicide attempt.


And so a distraught Sarah May decided to commit suicide. Chris released [[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May|a video]] in which he seemed to show genuine remorse. Apparently, Sarah May did not go through with her suicide attempt.
After having several average conversations with her on Skype, on 4 [[March 2009]] the conversation took an increasingly dark turn. Sarah may's facade slowly wore off during the conversation revealing herself as a [[troll]], and a twisted one at that. The breaking point was when Chris told her to come to [[14 Branchland Court]], and she began interrogating him over just about anything she could, culminating in her asking him to draw [[Rosechu]] with a penis in order for Chris to get his Yahoo! account back.
 
On 4 [[March 2009]], Sarah May revealed herself as a [[troll]], but not before making Chris draw [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] in order to get his Yahoo! account back.


Sarah May did not appear on Chris's [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|"Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts" page]], either because he knew she was a troll, or because he forgot about her.
Sarah May did not appear on Chris's [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|"Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts" page]], either because he knew she was a troll, or because he forgot about her.
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*[[Chris and death]]
*[[Chris and death]]
*[[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]]
*[[CWC Shout Out to Sarah May]]
*[[BlueSpike]]


==References==
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Revision as of 18:21, 2 March 2012

And you know the best part? The troll I met, we're in true love. The only thing you wanted. And we're happy because of your misery. Isn't that funny?
Sarah May
The picture Chris drew for Sarah.

Sarah May was a gal pal of Chris and co-founder of the Sonichu Girls forum. Sarah May came to Chris's defense in the IRC (20 January 2009) chat.

In Mumble 8 (17 February 2009) Sarah May confronted Chris - he had offered Emily a threeway with him and Julie, but Sarah May thought she had the offer first. Over the course of a long argument, Chris became increasingly frazzled, and called Sarah May "Julie" four times in quick succession.

And so a distraught Sarah May decided to commit suicide. Chris released a video in which he seemed to show genuine remorse. Apparently Sarah May did not go through with her suicide attempt.

After having several average conversations with her on Skype, on 4 March 2009 the conversation took an increasingly dark turn. Sarah may's facade slowly wore off during the conversation revealing herself as a troll, and a twisted one at that. The breaking point was when Chris told her to come to 14 Branchland Court, and she began interrogating him over just about anything she could, culminating in her asking him to draw Rosechu with a penis in order for Chris to get his Yahoo! account back.

Sarah May did not appear on Chris's "Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts" page, either because he knew she was a troll, or because he forgot about her.

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