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Quote of the Now “ Doctor David Alan Chandler, opthalmologist of Virginia, passed on from the 1218 half into the body of his C-197 self-counterpart over a week ago. It was shocking to hear, and more shocking finding the confirmation. I do not know much about him, other than his profession, the names of his wife and child and what little Mister C., our dad, had told me. Also, he had checked my eye sight on Groundhog Day in 1996 and told me I was near-sighted and needed glasses. He distanced himself from our dad decades ago, and I hardly saw him, much less our sister, Carol, of whom I know even less. So, what am I expected to say about him when I don't know much about him? I feel in this event, but his wife, child and sister feel it worse, since they were closer to him than I was. I'm sorry I couldn't say much else about Alan, of my two half-brothers who prescribed me my first pair of glasses. That's all. Thank you, Alan. See you again after the Merge completes. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris on Bluesky.

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 1,086 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,925 days 1,150 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,570 days 6,230 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 6,230 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Everfree NW (Everfree Northwest) is an annual My Little Pony convention held in Bellevue, Washington. Chris intended to go to the 2021 convention held between 13-15 August, and had spent two weeks working on commissions to afford a plane flight, hotel, general admissions, and extra cash to spend on products at the convention. However, Everfree Northwest blacklisted him from attending and revoked his ticket during the fallout of the Incest Call, a leaked conversation in which Chris bragged about having incestuous relations with his mother. Chris was in Central Virginia Regional Jail while the con took place, and the funds raised for the planned trip were returned to the commissioners by fundraiser organizer Null. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 1999, Chris appears on a real-life PokéNews broadcast a fluff piece the local news did on the rise of the popularity of Pokémon. Chris included it on the DVD of Fail. He is seen playing with many small children. (more...) Today, in 2023, Chris proudly returned to the internet in the Second Coming, and among other things, uploading a video of him singing covers of two Pokemon songs. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a second album? ... and that Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls serves as the spiritual successor to that band? ... and that Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps is another spiritual successor to that band? ... that Chris used to be a massive Homophobe? ... and that Chris is now a proud member of the SLGBTQ community? ... that Chris is a fan of OneyPlays, and was amused by their impersonation of him? ... that Chris spent nearly an entire year of his life pretending to be possessed by Sonichu? ... that Ivy got Chris to watch The End of Evangelion? ... that Chris purged all the comments from his Flipnotes, except a poem from a random girl which praised him? ... that he never wants to hear you say, "I have a boyfriend"? ... that BABSCon staff framed and displayed Chris's futile attempts for them to allow Chris to attend the event?

Da Update It is currently October 2026. It has been... 48 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 202 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current updates 7 October - Chris publishes Hand of Computron Excerpt (Updated). 6 October - Chris changes his usernames on his social media accounts to remove references of his being Jesus Christ, stating that it is for branding purposes and that he still identifies as Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime. 17 September - Chris uploads JCWCSP's Go Transformers Music Video, Transformers Zap Prime Theme Song (No AI Music) and its subtitled version. 14 September - Chris uploads TLUM Movie Watch Along With Some Commentary (Bunch of Epic Fails; Whatever). 13 September - Chris's writes about his half-brother David Alan Chandler on Bluesky. 7 September - Chris publishes JCWCSP Cameo Q&A, an edited compilation of Cameo clips. Recently Uncovered Info 7 August - Three Captain DMs from May 2018. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions). Improvement Project of the Now GO WORK ON IT! October 2026: The social media post archives from 2019 to 2021 are incomplete, as they are missing timestamps and many smaller posts are omitted. Please update the respective articles to include all tweets, rather than just the "major" ones. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. Many videos are in need of transcription work. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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