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Revision as of 06:17, 12 September 2017
- "Totem Sanic" redirects here. For the Relic of Fail, see Sonic Totem.
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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| “ | Everyone has an animal inside them struggling to be free. Don't be afraid to let him out! Yiff! | ” |
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| Michael Hirtes | |
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| Name | Michael Jay Hirtes |
| Also known as | mhirtes Totem Sanic Various others |
| Gender | Male |
| Nationality | American |
| Race | White |
| Occupations | A-Log Ween |
Michael Jay Hirtes is a fifty-three-year-old man from Council Bluffs, Iowa who has made a name for himself as both an A-Log and a ween. Hirtes, also known as Kiwi Farms member Totem Sanic, has created a multitude of Twitter accounts to follow Chris and spam him, as well as anyone he tweets to, with angry rants and accusations against him. Most of his rants against Chris consist of trite Chris memes and ad hominem attacks. Unlike the vast majority of A-Logs, including LoGatto himself, Hirtes's socks have actually been responded to by Chris, albeit rarely.
Hirtes was first discovered as a halal member of the Kiwi Farms, where he was outed as the operator of the Twitter account @RektByLife (since deleted), perhaps the most dedicated ween account following Chris at the time. Subsequent developments revealed that not only was Hirtes both older and more immature than Chris, he, too, was unemployed, a furry, prone to tard rage, and has gotten into trouble with the law.[1]
Discovery
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Twitter sockpuppets
On Twitter, both before and after he was discovered by the Kiwi Farms, Hirtes has used numerous sockpuppet accounts to reply to Chris's tweets. Most of these are incoherent ramblings punctuated with capitalized words, chastising Chris for behavior that he, too, has been shown to have exhibited. When he is not ranting at Chris, Hirtes is often found angrily tweeting at Donald Trump.
Below is a non-exhaustive list of Hirtes's socks:
| @RektByLife |
Dathingsiveseen |
Hirtes's most well-known sock, and the one he primarily operated on prior to his discovery. Created sometime before 16 September 2016. |
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| @S_kank_Hunt42 |
SkankHuntFortyTwo |
Created on 15 November 2016. |
| @Get_a_job_Chris |
Chris is A MALE |
Created on 29 April 2017. |
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