Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
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| Kenneth Erwin Englehardt | |
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| Full Name | Kenneth Erwin Englehardt |
| Nickname | Kengle |
| Religion | Muslim |
| Age | 56 |
| Gender | Male |
| Nationality | American |
| Race | White |
| Education | DeKalb Technical College (AAS, accounting)
Kennesaw State University (BBA, accounting) |
| Occupation(s) | Bookkeeper |
Kenneth Erwin Englehardt, affectionately nicknamed Kengle by Christorians, is one of Chris's Facebook white knights. As an overweight, inept, autistic, middle-aged, part-time bookkeeper and accountant with a penchant for creating bizarre artwork, Kengle naturally feels as though he shares a lot in common with him.
Kengle is also notable for being one of two confirmed genuine fans of Sonichu during the comic's run (another being Sonichuizcool).
Relationship with Chris
Kengle's intentions towards Chris seem entirely True and Honest - although he'll occasionally make what appears to be a subtle jab at him. Kenneth will often give praise to Chris when he feels there is justification in doing so. A notable example of this was praising on Christian on some of his artwork a medallion, having an opinion on a video game, and breathing in and out.
Kenneth is well-known for his artwork: Sonichen and Rosechen [1]. While he was initially rejected as a troll by Chris, this is no longer the case, and they have been Facebook friends for quite a while. Kenneth remains the only person on record to have made a Sonichu-Derivative website. Occasionally, he does post on Chris's Facebook statuses. There is some debate on whether Kenneth can be considered a member of Chris's inner circle on Facebook, they do have a number of mutual friends, the most notable being William Elliott Waterman, but Kenneth is often flatly ignored and sometimes treated contemptuously by Chris. Despite being known as a lolcow on the forums, by and large he is actually quite well-liked on Facebook.
Kenneth has also hosted anti-bullying forums in the past, on Sonichu.org and Spergweb.com. Technical issues (caused by his unfamiliarity with forum design) and trolling forced these off the internet. While Chris did express interest in his idea of making a fan-site, this did not materialize due to Kenneth's unfamiliarity with Dreamweaver.
Kengle has also bought several of Chris' eBay items, and sent him some sardines after Chris's house burned down. Kengle is considered an lolcow in his own right in part due to his bizarre Sonichu fan comic Sonichen, which is somewhat reminiscent of low-budget Eldritch abominations. As far as can be deduced, Chris is only vaguely aware of this horrific homage, and disapproves. Ironically, Kengle justifies his comic as a parody.
Ken once bought a Sonic the Hedgehog comic book. The problem was that it contained a preview for Sonic Boom at the start, which predictably got Chris hotheaded.
Although Kengle is classified as lolcow in his own right in part due to his bizarre artwork and websites, he is considered more of a borderline/low-grade cow compared to more infamous cows on the forum. It was recently noted that Kenneth's Sonichen and Rosechen website was dismantled and rebuilt as a general website to exhibit his artwork. Whether the comic will return remains to be seen.
Kengle has also become known on the forums as a "lolcowboy" as he has befriended and can often be seen pandering to multiple notable lolcows on Facebook.
Relationship with Trolls
Kengle was banned from the Kiwi Farms because he does not seem to comprehend that there are mean people on the Internet, and instead believes that everyone is genuinely interested in Chris as a cool famous Internet dude who everyone wants to befriend. A thread was made specifically about Kengle, and it has ballooned to 120 pages, and counting.
In many ways, Kengle is the Rosechu to Chris's Sonichu; a useless borderline-NPC character who shows up occasionally to be mildly annoying.
External Links
- Kengle's Sonichen website. Note: Will cause nightmares.
- Ken's official website
- Kengle on the LOLcow Wiki
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