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Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 866 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,706 days 930 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,350 days 6,010 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 6,010 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Finland (Finnish: Suomi) is a northern European country which borders Russia, Norway and Sweden. Chris has traveled to the country on at least seven occasions since 2024, making it the only place outside the United States which he is known to have visited (not counting interdimensional excursions). On the first four trips, he was spotted with Flutter at shopping centers in the capital city of Helsinki. On the fifth trip, he was spotted shopping with Flutter at a market in Rauma. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris reads aloud from Leviticus 18:22. He also proves that 9 year-olds can get more dates than he can. (more...) This was also the day that, in 2010, Chris discovers the CWCki. He responds by punching his camera. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris can put his energy into crystals and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process? ... that Chris believes that Who Framed Roger Rabbit is an accurate depiction of reality? ... and that in the days before Astral projection, a dance mat in his room was one way to reach CWCville? ... that Chris’s dance partner in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend? ... that Chris’s investment strategy is to stake $8 on the lottery every week? ... that despite initially despising it, Equestria Girls is ranked #2 in Chris's Top Movies List on Facebook? ... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the Harry Potter franchise due to a perceived rivalry with the Pokémon franchise? ... that Chris believes that Lisa Simpson will be the President of the United States after the Dimensional Merge? ... and that Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election, despite endorsing Joe Biden to take over the Presidency after Donald Trump? ... that That Goatee WILL Grow Back, even though Chris now identifies as transgender and isn't actively growing facial hair?

Quote of the Now “ One more complaint! One, more, itsy-bitsy complaint! L-Ight! L-IGHT! LIGHT POWER! LIGHT POWER! LIGHT! LIGHT! Okay, how could anybody confuse light for white?! And then turn it into something obviously F-[Fluttershy yay] racist?! [shakes head side to side] I never said white power. I never said white power. I said LIGHT power. [stands up and moves closer to the camera] Here's your lesson, here is your f-[Fluttershy yay] bonus lesson! Ligh, wigh, ligh, whi, ligh, whi. [clears thoat] [sits back down] OKAY?! I am not a racist. I said and I exuded with an aura sphere! Mind you, you could consider it ka-me-ha-me-ha of exuding light power! Alright!? ” Chris in Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue Da Update August 9 - Sarah and Steve's Twitter Account is back online. They post a tweet regarding a theory about how the Dimensional Merge requires a set of rituals to be done in order to begin the process It is currently March 2026. It has been... 25 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 64 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days 19 day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 6 March - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 1. 27 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue. 24 February - Chris publishes Spiritual Love Day, February 24 and Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 8. 23 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 2. 21 February It is discovered that Chris has begun backtracking on his meltdown from the past few days, deleting I Reiterate‎‎ and several (but not all) posts relating to his redemption arc. Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 1‎. 20 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 3. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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