Kellie Andes

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Kellie Andes (Circa 2000).
I REALLY missed out on that when I could have had the chance to take it.
Chris, totally deluded[1]

Kellie Andes was Chris's crush in high school that he met in sophomore year. They lost contact in mid-2001.[2] Today, Chris thinks he had a chance with her but blew it due to naïveté.[3] For whatever reason, Chris now considers her to be his High School Sweetheart, despite the fact that the term is usually reserved for people that are dating, and not for retarded man-children and the patient women who tolerate them.

In the comic

Kellie, upon discovering Chris's nudes.

Kellie appears in the last page of Episode 15 of the comic as someone who discovers Chris's nudes. In Episode 17, Rosechu mentions Kellie as the one who informed her about 4-cent_garbage. In reality, Chris admits that he only gave Kellie the honor of discovering the ED page in the comic.[4] It's highly unlikely she did in real life.

Some argue that she is also the inspiration for Kel's name. In Sonichu 10 Kel is actually referred to as "Kellie"; while it's still possible they're not meant to be the same person (especially considering the appearance of "real" Kellie in episode 15), the spelling at least reinforces the idea that Kel is meant to be some version of Kellie. The fact that Kel is in love with Reldnahc (who is essentially a Freudian version of Chris) shows some more of his inability to get over women.

Kellie on Chris

In recent correspondence Kellie confirmed that Chris is definitely not her type.

I never liked Christian in that way. Christian is def. not my type nor has he ever been.
Kellie, on how she goes more for the niggos

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