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[[Image:Anne_boleyn.jpg|thumb|The ancestor of the man who gave birth to [[Sonichu]]?<br><br>Though, it would explain why she was [[Mary Lee Walsh|called a witch]].]]
[[Image:Anne_boleyn.jpg|thumb|The ancestor of the man who gave birth to [[Sonichu]]? Though, it would explain why she was [[Mary Lee Walsh|called a witch]].]]


'''Anne Boleyn''' ([[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|c.1501/1507 – 1536]]) was Queen of England and [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Ireland]] as the second wife of [[Wikipedia:Henry VIII of England|King Henry VIII]]. [[Chris]] claims to be a descendant of her from his [[Barbara|mother]]'s side of the family, via [[Daniel Weston]] who was supposedly on the [[Wikipedia:Mayflower|''Mayflower'']].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref>
'''Anne Boleyn''' ([[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|c.1501/1507 – 1536]]) was Queen of England and [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Ireland]] as the second wife of [[Wikipedia:Henry VIII of England|King Henry VIII]]. [[Chris]] claims to be a descendant of her from his [[Barbara|mother]]'s side of the family, via [[Daniel Weston]] who was supposedly on the [[Wikipedia:Mayflower|''Mayflower'']].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref>. Note that Chris [[Chris and English|cannot even spell "Boleyn"]].<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref>
 
History buffs will of course notice a problem with this. Namely that, aside from the fact that [[Daniel Weston]] did not exist, Anne Boleyn had only one daughter, [[Wikipedia:Elizabeth I of England|Queen Elizabeth I]]. It is impossible for Chris to be descended from her, because Elizabeth was childless and was in fact famously known as the [[virgin with rage|virgin queen]].


It is not known when or how Chris got this idea. In August [[2005]], he tried to impress a girl on [[MySpace]] with this fact simply because she was interested in royalty.<ref>[[MySpace#Jalena]]</ref>
It is not known when or how Chris got this idea. In August [[2005]], he tried to impress a girl on [[MySpace]] with this fact simply because she was interested in royalty.<ref>[[MySpace#Jalena]]</ref>


In late [[2008]], Chris deduced (or more likely decided) that he is also descended from [[Wikipedia:Mary Boleyn|Mary Boleyn]] (Anne's sister), her brother [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], born 1577),<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]</ref> and later [[Wikipedia:Earl of Portland|Earls of Portland]].<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref> Chris had looked up Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn on [[Wikipedia]] to find a link between them.<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> This fact strengthens the view that Chris made the whole thing up himself without being told by his mother. And although it is quite possible that his family tree loops back in on itself, it's [[Virginia|probably]] a good deal more recent than the Tudor period.
In late [[2008]], Chris deduced (or more likely decided) that he is also descended from [[Wikipedia:Mary Boleyn|Mary Boleyn]] (Anne's sister),<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref> her brother [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], born 1577),<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]</ref> and later [[Wikipedia:Earl of Portland|Earls of Portland]].<ref name="IRC">[[IRC (31 December 2008)]]</ref> Chris had looked up Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn on [[Wikipedia]] to find a link between them.<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> This fact strengthens the view that Chris made the whole thing up himself without being told by his mother. And although it is quite possible that his family tree loops back in on itself, it's [[Virginia|probably]] a good deal more recent than the Tudor period.


In [[May 2009]], Chris gave his ancestry as a reason for [[Wikipedia]] to have an article on him.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]</ref>
In [[May 2009]], Chris also gave his ancestry as a reason for [[Wikipedia]] to have an article on him.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009]]</ref>


==Not possible==
==References==
 
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Aside from the fact that [[Daniel Weston]] did not exist, Anne Boleyn had only one daughter, [[Wikipedia:Elizabeth I of England|Queen Elizabeth I]]. It is impossible for Chris to be descended from her, because Elizabeth was childless and probably a [[virgin with rage]]. Here is an example of Chris's lackluster research:
 
: <cogsdev> What countries in the world you would like to visit and why?
: <ChrisChanSonichu> Japan; [[Anime]] and [[Video games|Videogames]] and culture.
: <ChrisChanSonichu> England.
: <ChrisChanSonichu> France
: <ChrisChanSonichu> those two, because I'm part British, French and [[Cherokee]]; I'm a decendant from Anne Bolyn's Family; in relation to her being an aunt.
: <ChrisChanSonichu> *mother of Queen Elizabeth I<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref>
 
Luckily [[YouTube]] wasn't invented in the [[Pre-1980|16th century]], nor was Queen Elizabeth known to sit around the [[Fashion Square Mall|Smithfield Market]] with [[Attraction Sign|idiotic signs]].
 
On the other hand, Elizabeth ''was'' a perpetual virgin (officially, anyway; rage status unknown), and one of her alleged romances was with a man who ended up committing high treason, which is not dissimilar to 16th-century [[troll]]ing. This makes it slightly more plausible for Chris to be a relative of Her Majesty.
 
On the ''other'' other hand, Liz was pretty good at [[CWCville|politics]], supposedly quite attractive, [[Chris and fashion|well-dressed]], and very good at manipulating her public image. Unlike Chris.
 
It is, however, quite likely that he's descended from Anne's sister Mary, simply because she lived so damn long ago. Most people who have any ancestry in Western Europe are also descended from her, so really, it means nothing.
 
Note how he cannot even spell Boleyn right.


==See also==
==See also==
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*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]]
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]]
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]
==Sauces==
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Revision as of 14:59, 24 May 2011

The ancestor of the man who gave birth to Sonichu? Though, it would explain why she was called a witch.

Anne Boleyn (c.1501/1507 – 1536) was Queen of England and Ireland as the second wife of King Henry VIII. Chris claims to be a descendant of her from his mother's side of the family, via Daniel Weston who was supposedly on the Mayflower.[1]. Note that Chris cannot even spell "Boleyn".[2]

History buffs will of course notice a problem with this. Namely that, aside from the fact that Daniel Weston did not exist, Anne Boleyn had only one daughter, Queen Elizabeth I. It is impossible for Chris to be descended from her, because Elizabeth was childless and was in fact famously known as the virgin queen.

It is not known when or how Chris got this idea. In August 2005, he tried to impress a girl on MySpace with this fact simply because she was interested in royalty.[3]

In late 2008, Chris deduced (or more likely decided) that he is also descended from Mary Boleyn (Anne's sister),[4] her brother Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland, born 1577),[5] and later Earls of Portland.[6] Chris had looked up Richard Weston and Mary Boleyn on Wikipedia to find a link between them.[7] This fact strengthens the view that Chris made the whole thing up himself without being told by his mother. And although it is quite possible that his family tree loops back in on itself, it's probably a good deal more recent than the Tudor period.

In May 2009, Chris also gave his ancestry as a reason for Wikipedia to have an article on him.[8]

References

See also

    People