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*...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany_Nicole_Gowen|Tiffany Gowen]] at their High School Reunion?
*... that [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|this website, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL]]?
*...that Chris "buys [[Obesity|healthy food]], [[Navy|good drinks]] and [[Sex_toys|just necessities]] with [[Monthly_tugboat|Good Money]]?"
*... that Chris got [[Polyamorous marriage|married]]... [[Magi-Chan|to]] [[Cryzel Rosechu|four]] [[Mewtwo|of]] [[Sylvana|his]] [[imaginary friends]]?
*...that Chris will ''never'' be able to [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|destroy]] the [[CWCki]]?
*... that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?
*...that Chris is a [[Lies|filthy liar]]?
*... that a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness Blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?
*...that there is [[:Category:Media needing transcription|a grand amount]] of audio needing transcription?
*... that [[Misc E-mails#Uri Geller Emails|Uri Geller]], a famed magician, tried to give Chris a reality check when he sought psychic training?
*...that Chris [[wikipedia:Kim Jong-il|ALWAYS IS]] the [[BILLY MAYS|mayor]] of [[CWCville]]?
*... that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself]]?
*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are to be confused with neither [[Pickles|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]?
*... that Chris once attended a [[Chris and mental healthcare#Relationship Management Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?
*...that Chris buys [[sex toys]] and [[PS3]] games and content with [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]]?
*... that [[Bob]] wanted Chris to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]?
*...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]?
**... that Chris is working on it!?
*...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his [[fangs]] to a [[pocket knife]]?
*... that Chris did not discover [[Mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16?
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*... that Chris has performed [[Dick Licker; that is I|oral sex on Magi-Chan]]?
*...that this website, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF TRUTH?
*... that [[JenkinsJinkies]] is definitely '''NOT''' Chris?
*...that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?
*... that Chris was no longer [[So Need a Cute Girl|stuck as a]] [[virgin with rage]] after [[Mia Hamm|hiring a prostitute]]?
*...that a [[Curse-ye-ham-ye-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?
*... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion?
*...that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself?]]
*... that Chris has committed [[28 October 2011|assault and battery]] against [[Michael Snyder]] and [[26 December 2014|illegally pepper sprayed]] the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]?
*...that Chris once attended a [[Chris_and_psychology#Relationship_Management_Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?
*... that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child with his [[Donald Duck impersonation]]?
*...that [[Bob Chandler]] wants you to [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]?
*... that Chris attempted to fix [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]], and somehow made it make less sense?
*...that Chris did not discover [[mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16?
*... that <s>[[Chris]]</s> <s>[[BILLY MAYS]]</s> <s>[[Allison Amber]]</s> <s>[[Brendan Fraser]]</s> [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is the Mayor of [[CWCville]]?
*...that Chris was born on [[Cwc_blog#7_January_2010|24 February]], the same day the [[CWCville|Nazi party]] was founded?
*... that the [[Idea Guys]] [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] Chris into believing that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|his imaginary daughter Crystal]] would be brought into the world by [[:File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|Chris anally raping Sonichu]]?
*...that when working at [[Cutco]], Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise?
*... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#Edit details|blood, tears and semenal descent?]]
*...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]?
*... that Chris was accused by trolls of killing [[BILLY MAYS]] because he took Chris' spot as Mayor of CWCville?
*...that Chris really cannot [[Fridays After Five|dance]]?
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*... that the [[Dimensional Merge]] will bring fictional characters and [[imaginary friends]] into reality?
*...that Chris drinks his own [[semen]]?
**... that the new [[dimension]] will be named 1C-211987, a mashup of our current dimension 1218 and Chris's fantasy dimension C-197?
*...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]?
*... that Chris is [[JenkinsJinkies|as wild as a serial raper]]?
*...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris admits that his [[Chandler|family]] is a bunch of pack rats?
**... that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story?
*...that Chris is a [[Surfshack Tito Emails|horrendous racist]]?
**... that Chris tried to disguise himself as a troll?
*...that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]?
*... that the [[trolls]] may have [[2012 Poster campaign|hired a skywriter]]?
*...that Chris's sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]?
*... that Chris believes that [[CWCville]] is real?
*...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]?
*... that Chris, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|in his own words]], buys "[[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly tugboat|Good Money]]?"
*...that the "apple-core" bit with [[Wes Iseli Sonichu]] from [[Sonichu 5]] is based off a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_core children's game]?
*... that Chris once tried to get [[Nowacking|a MLP fandom voice actor]] to unblock him on [[Twitter]] by [[BronyCon_2018#Nowacking_rejection|gifting a toy and a drawing]]?
*...that Chris banned [[Twitter]] on his [[CWCipedia]]?
*... that Chris can put his [[January 2020 social media posts#Magic Bottle|energy into crystals]] and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process?
:*...and then changed his mind, only to ignore it?
*... that Chris believes that ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' is [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|an accurate depiction]] of [[Chris and reality|reality]]?
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**... that in the days before [[Meditation#Astral projection|Astral projection]], a dance mat in his room was [[CWCville#Geography and location|one way]] to reach CWCville?
*...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.)
*... that Chris’s [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dance partner]] in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend?
*...that Chris is a [[Stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the law|imprisoned]] in [[lulz]]?
*... that Chris’s investment strategy is to [[Chris and money#Lottery|stake $8 on the lottery]] every week?
*...that Chris told his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] about him [[Bob_Walks_In_Aftermath|masturbating]], but his dad is not as open minded on the subject?
*... that ''[[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]]'' is ranked #2 in Chris's [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Top Movies List|Top Movies List on Facebook]]?
*...that Chris [[Miyamoto Saga|never]] went to Redmond like he [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|said]]?
*... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' franchise [[Chris and brand loyalty|due to a perceived rivalry with]] the ''[[Pokémon]]'' franchise?
*...that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)?
*... that Chris believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will be the President of the United States after the [[Dimensional Merge]]?
*...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again?
**... that [[November 2020 social media posts#.23LisaSimpson2020|Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election]], despite endorsing [[Joe Biden]] to take over the Presidency after [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]?
*...that Chris considers the "[[Rule 34|romance]]" in his comics as his best art?
*... that [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]], even though Chris now identifies as [[transgender]] and isn't actively growing facial hair?
*...that each American taxpayer pays roughly 9.02597917x10<sup>-6</sup> [[monthly tugboat|dollars]] each month to Chris?
*... that Chris spends a lot of time in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], in spite of a traumatic experience with [[Abusive babysitter|a babysitter locking him in there]]?
*...that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do one single pull-up]]?
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*... that Youtuber [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ GenoSamuel2.1] has a documentary series on Chris that is 59 episodes long?
*...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"?
*... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to [[My Little Pony Protests|cancel a ''My Little Pony'' reboot]] because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
*...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris the TCG gamer|Level Up King]]?
*... that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]?
*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?
*... that Chris recycled his own [[semen]] by drinking it?
*...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is ok]], and actually helps cure cancer?
**... that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?
*...that Chris can't even stand to look at you, you [[Secret Weapon|ugly freak!]]
**... that Chris [[April 16 Fetish Vids#Fanta: Semen Flavor| mixed semen with Fanta]]?
*...that [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] had a sweet green afro?
*... that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]?
*...that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him?
*... that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris called his [[Chandler Family Tree|family]] a bunch of pack rats?
*...that [[Michael Snyder]] is a [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|''JEW!'']]
*... that Chris has said [[Niggos]] only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?
*...that Chris hates the word "[[Aspergers]]" almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"?
*... that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]?
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*... that Chris [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|stuck anal beads up his asshole]] but threw them away after using them because they were covered in shit?
*...that Chris prefers [[McDonald's]] while [[Bob|his dad]] prefers Burger King?
*... that you should [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!|believe in the OCs]]?
*...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay icon]]?
*... that serial killer Ted Bundy was actually a framed [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named [[Bundychu]]?
*...that the [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[CWC]] and all [[CWC]] trolls?
**...and that [[Bundychu]] is friends with [[Bob Chandler]]?
*...that [[Ivy]] was real?
*... that despite being the [[Chris and his ego|so-called]] [[CPU]] of the Commodore systems, Chris [[naive|doesn't know]] how to turn a [[Commodore 64]] on?
*...that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)?
*... that Chris stuck his [[duck]] in some [[Cwcsicle|snow]]?
*...that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]''?
*... that [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]?
*...that [[Ryan Cash]] is an hero?
*... that [[Alec Benson Leary]] imprisoned four [[Rosechu]]s in his [[Asperchu parodies#Basement Rosechus|basement]]?
*...that all the [[Trolls|Sonichu characters]] have [[CWCipedia#The Twitter feed|Twitter]] accounts?
*... that Chris drove [[Ryan Cash]] to [[Chris and death#Suicide|suicide]] when he temporarily cancelled ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''?  
*...that Chris [[Autism_Awareness_E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one?
*... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]]?
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*... that [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]?
*...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best weed in [[CWCville]]?
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*...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] and that [[Sonichu]] is merely a means to an [[china|end]]?
*... that [[A-Logging|A-Log]] is Chris-Chan 2.0?
*...that for Christmas [[2004]], Chris asked santa for a [[girlfriend]]?
**... that [[Michael J. Hirtes]] is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)?
*...that on Chrismas Day 2004, Chris became depressed, because [[fail|he didn't get one]]?
*... that Chris went to a [[Impulse Gay Social Club|a gay bar]] on a few occasions?
*...that Chris has been [[Chris and the Law|charged in court twice]]?
*... that the [[United States of America|American]] government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit around the house doing little to nothing?
*...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?
*... that [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|MLPG5 is cancelled]] and G4 needs 5 more seasons?
*...that [[Wild Sonichu]] is a noted Sit 'n Spin player?
*... that Chris [[Autism Awareness E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one?
*...that Chris is the [[CWC "Boyfriend"|MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE, MAN]]?
*... that Chris [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|reinterpreted]] one of [[Lovely Weather|his characters]] when he believed that she had taken the form of [[Jessica Quinn|his newest sweetheart]]?
*...that Chris [[Chris_and_rape#Chris as a rapist|would probably rape a woman]] if he wasn't so [[obesity|fat]] and lazy?
*... that Chris believed he cured his [[autism]] by listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]?
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*... that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?
*...that Chris [[Chris and reality|believes]] that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC_(27_December_2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]?
*... that Chris believes he has [[Common Questions#26 January 2010|over a billion people]] in his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]]?
*...that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|real]]?
*... that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that [[homos]] "[[Mailbag 49|can go die in explosions]]"?
*...that Chris is stuck as a [[virgin with rage]]?
*... that Chris went to school [[Jackie Chat 9|on the short bus]]?
*...that [[Clyde Cash]] was born on the Fourth of July (and was a true American patriot)?
*... that Chris chatted on AIM with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]?
*...that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]?
*... that Chris is a [[Chris and stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the Law|imprisoned]] in lulz?
*...that "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!" is an old meme?
*... that Chris told [[Barbara]] about his [[Bob Walks In Aftermath|masturbation]], but [[Bob]] was not as open minded on the subject?
*...that Chris was once the [[Homos|proud]] owner of a pink [[EBay|Leapster]], a gaming system for small children?
*... that Chris [[Self-inflicted taint wound|slashed his taint]] open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt?
*...that [[Barbara]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]?
*... that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)?
*...that Chris [[Fridays_After_Five|throws rocks at women]] to attract them?
*... that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|the pickle man]] [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|tricked Chris again]]?
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*... that Chris considers the "[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|romance]]" in his comics as his best art?
*...that even now, Chris [[Obesity|does not think he is fat]]?
*... that Chris describes World War II as [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|"a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"]]?
*...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]?
*... that Chris's [[CWC Ancestry|23andMe DNA results]] indicate that he has no [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] ancestry, but is 1.3% [[Mario|Italian]]?
*...that Chris loves to give [[Cwc_blog#29_November_2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|date]] as a teenager or an adult?
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*...that Chris repeatedly dreamt his [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]?
*... that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do a single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]?
:*...that Chris expects his fans to know what happens in his dreams?
*... that Chris [[Power|once knew a man from Nantucket]]?
*...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|second album?]]
*... that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"?
*...that [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]] is a church for all of God’s children, regardless of age, [[African Americans|race]], gender, socio-economic situation, or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?
*... that Chris is the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the Card Gamer|Level-Up King]]?
*...that Chris [[Megan|is]] [[Nudes|a]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|disgusting]] [[Homos|human]] [[Twin Falling Towers|being]]?
*... that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?
*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck|dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]?
*... that [[Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?
*...that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Galpal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]?
**...and that Chris [[Facebook#Game Place|believed it too]]?
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*... that Chris has been the dog in [[America]]'s favorite game, '[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]' for his whole life?
*...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"?
*... that [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes]]?
*...that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game?
*... that Chris thinks you're "[[10 September 2009|trolling stupid]]"?
*...that all the cool kids (and [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|dudes of all teenagers]]) regularly check out the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]?
*... that Chris once [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|visited an abandoned sanatorium]] to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a [[Weening|ween]] mere hours later?
*...that videos of Chris [[Mass debating|masturbating]] will forever haunt your [[Chris Sex Videos|nightmares]]?
*... that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]?
*...that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music?]]
**... that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Stephanie Bustcakes|female prostitute]]?
*...that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]?
*... that Chris thinks that those with [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|Asperger's]] try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true [[Autism|autistic]] people?
*...that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''Seinfeld''?
*... that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is OK]], and actually helps cure cancer?
*...that Chris originally was a [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#College_Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at [[Random-access humor|random]]) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]?
*... that Chris once [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans|said Pain is a fun game]], despite having no trophies for it on PSN?
:*...and that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
*... that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him?
:*...and he still has absolutely no idea how [[Axe|marketing]] works?
*... that Chris hates the word "[[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]]" almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"?
*...that Chris gave up free sex with a [[Jackie|girl]] because she pointed out some of his many, many flaws?
**... that Chris has no idea what [[Naïve]] actually means?
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*... that [[Bryan Bash]] sent [[Hooker incident|a handful of hookers to Chris' house]]?
*...that Chris hasn't changed the oil in his car [[Son-Chu]] since 2009?
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*...that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|Yumi]]?
*... that [[Jerkhief|wooden badges]] are delicious?
*...that Chris supposedly weighs [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?
*... that Chris loves [[McDonald's]], while his [[dad]] preferred [[Burger King]]?
*...that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] believes [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]], [[Michael Snyder]], and the [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?
*... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", [[Christopher's name change|until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"]]?
*...that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor| prostitute]]?
**... that his [[Chris and Spanish|Spanish]] name is Ricardo?
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**...and that his legal name is now [[Transgender|Christine]]?
*... that the [[Chris's Big Night Out#Grip 'n' Sip|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[Krapple|/cow/]]?
*... that [[Ivy]] was real?
*... that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)?
**... that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]"?
*... that [[Brushfire Video|a male idiot tried to put out a fire]] while Chris just stood there and watched?
*... that [[Liquid Chris]]'s real name is [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]?
**... that Solid Chris's name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]?
*... that [[Jerkops]] are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"?
*... that the ''[[Saw]]'' movies are some of [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's favorite movies]]?
*... that [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of [[Chris's birthday|age]], [[race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Chris and money|socio-economic]] [[Financhu Crisis|situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?
*... that [[Bob Chandler]] helped host the [[WTJU Marathon]] back in [[1990s#1990|1990]]?
*... that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent]]?
*... that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence?
*... that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his [[Bob Chandler|father]] was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]?
*... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [https://www.youtube.com/user/CWCAnimatedLibrary animated series]?
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*... that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]?
*... that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''[[Seinfeld]]''?
*... that Chris originally was a [[Chris's Wikipedia profile#College Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at random) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]?
**... that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
*... that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel the Witch]] isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet?
*... that Chris actually [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] Sonichu?
*... that Chris should have changed the oil in [[Son-Chu|his car]] in [[April 2009]], but still hasn't done it?
*... that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[Tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]?
**... that [[Weed|weed]] is an instant life sentence in maximum security prison?
*... that Chris [[Imaginary friends|had a conversation with]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] while in a meeting with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]?
**... that Chris fired a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] at Walsh [[Jackie Chat 5|in the same meeting]]?
**... that this incident is what got him suspended from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]?
*... that Chris insulted a [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|mentally disabled]] fan?
*... that for [[Christmas]] [[2004]], Chris asked Santa for a [[girlfriend]]?
**... that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one?
*... that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eating pancakes instead of attending his [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral the same day?
*... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?
*... that Chris and [[Jacob Sockness]] aren't dating... yet?
*... that Chris believes that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC (27 December 2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]?
*... that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Christian's Update 13 September 2008|real]]?
*... that Chris attempted to [[dox]] multiple people, while not realizing that just posting a list of Twitter handles isn't doxing?
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*... that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]?
*... that Chris has dreamed about [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|having sex with his mom]]?
**... that Chris [[Affair with Mother|has been charged with having sex with his mom]]?
*... that Chris believes if ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, [[Akan]] will [[My Little Pony Protests|invade Equestria]] and eventually [[1218|our own universe]]?
*... that [[Barb]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]?
*... that Chris [[McIntire Park|throws rocks at women]] to attract them?
*... that even now, Chris does not think he is [[Obesity|fat]]?
*... that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]?
*... that Chris loves to give [[CWC Blog#29 November 2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|a real date]] as a teenager or an adult?
*... that Chris repeatedly dreamt his [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]?
**... that Chris [[Autism|expects his fans to know]] what happens in his [[dreams]]?
*... that Chris [[Chris lost Crystal|recorded himself screaming at a toilet]]?
*... that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|Yumi]]?
*... that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?
*... that [[June 2015|Sega knows]] about [[Sonic Boom Protests|Chris's attempts]] to [[Keep Sonic Original|change Sonic's]] [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|arms back]]?
*... that [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|second album]]?
**... that [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] serves as the spiritual successor to that band?
**... that [[July 2021 social media posts#Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps concert|Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps]] is another spiritual successor to that band?
*... that Chris [[Homos|used to be a massive Homophobe]]?
**... that Chris is now a proud member of the [[SLGBTQ]] community?
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*... that Chris is a fan of [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO1ITICo8MLHGAXR1uzFwjA OneyPlays], and [[OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip|was amused by their impersonation of him]]?
*... that Chris spent nearly an entire year of his life [[Spirit possession|pretending to be possessed]] by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]?
*... that [[Ivy]] got Chris to watch ''[[Anime#The End of Evangelion|The End of Evangelion]]''?
*... that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck]], but never once in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]]?
*... that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Gal pal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]?
*... that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[Boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"?
*... that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game?
*... that Chris got tricked into [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|making a shout-out video]] dedicated to {{w|Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|the Columbine shooters}}?
*... that ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]'' rocks?
*... that Chris completed a commission tied to the [[:File:July12Fundraiser1.jpg|Sneed's Feed and Seed]] joke from [[The Simpsons]]?
*... that [[CWCville]] is pronounced as "quick-ville"?
*... that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer [[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff|Andrew Blaze]]/[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Has Randy Stair gotten more popular since his death?|Randy Stair]] was aware of the [[Dimensional Merge]]?
*... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] makes a cameo in a {{w|Dodie (singer)|dodie}} music video?
*... that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music]]?
*... that Chris reenacted [[CopperCab]]'s [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls|Gingers have Souls]] video?
*... that Chris [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|punched multiple holes in his wall]] to try to break through the [[Iron Curtain]]?
*... that the [[My Little Pony|brony convention]] [[Everfree Northwest]] banned Chris after learning that [[Affair with Mother|he banged]] [[Barbara Chandler|his own mom]]?
*... that Chris has no idea what [[Autism]] really is?
*... that infamous lolcow Ethan Ralph [[Jail Saga#Arrest|caught Chris's arrest on a livestream]] just to spite his former friend [[Null]]?
*... that Chris was featured on {{w|Fox News}} as a means to criticize [[transgender]] people?
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