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[[Image:AuntKarina.jpg|thumb|right|Aunt Corina,<br>Trolling Chris in the here-after.]]
{{quote|[[Chris and Remorse|I'm also shedding a tear again]] for my Aunt Corina. I'm hoping her funeral is not on my birthday, because I'm planning on going to this Pancake Dinner that my church is holding on that day. a week ago, my [[Rocky Shoemaker|pastor]] said I can come and they would celebrate my birthday as well. but if the funeral is on my birthday, then I hope I can return in time to make the Pancake Dinner.|Chris, caring more about pancakes, [[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11]]}}
[[Image:CorinaPic.jpg|thumb|right|Group pic with Corina (presumably in middle) with [[Barbara Chandler]] on the left]]


Aunt Corina (alternatively spelled "Aunt Karina"{{cite}}, also called '''Aunt Ocarina''' by the [[trolls|nerd-faggots]] on IRC) was one of [[Christian|Christian's]] favourite aunts and was also the person the Chandlers bought their dog, Patti from.
'''Aunt Corrina''' (full name '''Corrina Weston Carey Inge''';<ref name="corrina obituary"> [https://archive.vn/P5Bey Archive of the obituary]</ref> [[Pre-1980#1930s|26 January 1934]] – 21 [[February 2009]]<ref>[https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/35862335/corrina-weston-inge Corrina's Find A Grave page]</ref>) was [[Barbara]]'s older sister and one of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] favorite aunts. She was also the person from whom the Chandlers bought their dog [[Patti Chandler]].


[[Aunt Karina]] died on 21 February [[2009]], and was buried on 24 February [[2009]], thus ruining [[Christian|Christian's]] birthday as a post-mortem [[troll]].
Corrina lived in [[Chris's homes#Family in South Virginia|Red Oak, Virginia]], her and Barbara's hometown, and the Chandlers occasionally drove down to Red Oak to visit her and other Weston family members while she was alive.<ref>[[Patti Chandler#Eulogy for Patti, as written by Chris]]</ref> Corrina was married twice, first to Edward Carey and later to [[Minor Family Members#Uncle Raymond|Raymond Inge]]. She was the grandmother of [[Minor Family Members#Jonathan Carey|Jonathan Carey]] by way of her first husband.


The day she was buried was also the Christian holiday, Shrove Tuesday (AKA "Pancake Day"). Chris cared more about eating pancakes than the funeral of his own aunt. Proving how much of an utter self-centered piece of shit he is.
==Death and legacy==
Corrina died on 21 [[February 2009]] and was buried on 24 February, thus ruining Chris's twenty-seventh [[Chris's birthday|birthday]] as a posthumous [[trolls|troll]]. The day she was buried was also the Christian holiday of {{w|Shrove Tuesday}} (a.k.a. "Fat Tuesday" or Mardi Gras), when some Christian churches including Chris's traditionally give pancake dinners. Unsurprisingly, Chris cared more about the fact that he missed out on stuffing his autistic face with pancakes than he did the funeral of his "beloved" aunt.


Needless to say, this is the first stiff Chris has gotten hold of without resorting to a [[sex toys|sex doll]]. ''(ba duum Tisch!!!)''
In the days leading up to Corrina's death [[Julie]] insisted that Chris visit her in the hospital, but Barb dissuaded him. He did get the chance to tell Corrina he loved her over the phone before she died.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2#A wild Snorlax appears!]]</ref>


In the [[Father Call]], Chris tries to convince Mr. Devoria that he has gone through some hardships in his life, bringing up his aunt's passing as an example.


In his phone call to Lars, Chris swore on her grave he would not spend any more money on the [[PlayStation 3]]. He predictably failed to keep his word.


According to Chris, after Corrina's death he and his mother became hated by the entire Weston family.<ref>[[Message for John Kyle]]</ref>
==Spelling of name==
Further suggesting a lack of familial closeness, Chris consistently spells her name "Corina", but the spelling "'''Corrina'''" appears on her obituary,<ref name="corrina obituary"/> her gravestone and a PeopleFinders notice.<ref>[https://archive.ph/ruVPT PeopleFinders search archive]</ref>


==Gallery==
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[[Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|thumb|left|[[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and Corina.]]
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|[[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and Corrina in the mid-1980s.
Image:0042-BarbaraCorinaHerrietAndElvis.jpg|Corrina with [[Barbara]], Harriet and Elvis.
Image:0041-BarbaraCorinaTomAndHerriet.jpg|Barb, Corrina, Tom and Harriet.
Image:Corrina's Gravestone.jpg|Corrina's gravestone.
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==See also==
==See Also==
*[[Chris and death]]
*[[Chris and death]]
*[[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]]


==References==
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Latest revision as of 00:47, 23 June 2024

I'm also shedding a tear again for my Aunt Corina. I'm hoping her funeral is not on my birthday, because I'm planning on going to this Pancake Dinner that my church is holding on that day. a week ago, my pastor said I can come and they would celebrate my birthday as well. but if the funeral is on my birthday, then I hope I can return in time to make the Pancake Dinner.
Chris, caring more about pancakes, BlueSpike Skype Logs 11

Aunt Corrina (full name Corrina Weston Carey Inge;[1] 26 January 1934 – 21 February 2009[2]) was Barbara's older sister and one of Chris's favorite aunts. She was also the person from whom the Chandlers bought their dog Patti Chandler.

Corrina lived in Red Oak, Virginia, her and Barbara's hometown, and the Chandlers occasionally drove down to Red Oak to visit her and other Weston family members while she was alive.[3] Corrina was married twice, first to Edward Carey and later to Raymond Inge. She was the grandmother of Jonathan Carey by way of her first husband.

Death and legacy

Corrina died on 21 February 2009 and was buried on 24 February, thus ruining Chris's twenty-seventh birthday as a posthumous troll. The day she was buried was also the Christian holiday of Shrove Tuesday (a.k.a. "Fat Tuesday" or Mardi Gras), when some Christian churches including Chris's traditionally give pancake dinners. Unsurprisingly, Chris cared more about the fact that he missed out on stuffing his autistic face with pancakes than he did the funeral of his "beloved" aunt.

In the days leading up to Corrina's death Julie insisted that Chris visit her in the hospital, but Barb dissuaded him. He did get the chance to tell Corrina he loved her over the phone before she died.[4]

In the Father Call, Chris tries to convince Mr. Devoria that he has gone through some hardships in his life, bringing up his aunt's passing as an example.

In his phone call to Lars, Chris swore on her grave he would not spend any more money on the PlayStation 3. He predictably failed to keep his word.

According to Chris, after Corrina's death he and his mother became hated by the entire Weston family.[5]

Spelling of name

Further suggesting a lack of familial closeness, Chris consistently spells her name "Corina", but the spelling "Corrina" appears on her obituary,[1] her gravestone and a PeopleFinders notice.[6]

Gallery

See also

References

    People