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... that Chris is a fan of OneyPlays, and was amused by their impersonation of him?
... that Chris spent nearly an entire year of his life pretending to be possessed by Sonichu?
... that Ivy got Chris to watch The End of Evangelion?
... that Chris has used a ruler to measure his duck, but never once in his comic?
... that Chris purged all the comments from his Flipnotes, except a poem from a random girl which praised him?
... that he never wants to hear you say, "I have a boyfriend"?
... that Kick the Autistic is America's favorite game?
... that Chris got tricked into making a shout-out video dedicated to the Columbine shooters?
... that Brütal Legend rocks?
... that Chris completed a commission tied to the Sneed's Feed and Seed joke from The Simpsons?
... that CWCville is pronounced as "quick-ville"?
... that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer Andrew Blaze/Randy Stair was aware of the Dimensional Merge?
... that Sonichu makes a cameo in a dodie music video?
... that Guitar Hero is Chris's source for new music?
... that Chris reenacted CopperCab's Gingers have Souls video?
... that Chris punched multiple holes in his wall to try to break through the Iron Curtain?
... that the brony convention Everfree Northwest banned Chris after learning that he banged his own mom?
... that Chris has no idea what Autism really is?
... that infamous lolcow Ethan Ralph caught Chris's arrest on a livestream just to spite his former friend Null?
... that Chris was featured on Fox News as a means to criticize transgender people?

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From 1 November 2021, new facts should be added to {{Did you know}} ^(Usage) instead.

Here is the whole thing in action:

Group 0

... that this website, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL?
... that Chris got married... to four of his imaginary friends?
... that God and Jesus told Chris that Blanca was to be his TRUE and HONEST sweetheart?
... that a Forgiveness Blessing can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha attack?
... that Uri Geller, a famed magician, tried to give Chris a reality check when he sought psychic training?
... that Chris is capable of taking care of himself?
... that Chris once attended a Relationship Management Class intended for couples?
... that Bob wanted Chris to shut that goddamn thing off?
- ... that Chris is working on it!?
... that Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16?
... that Chris has performed oral sex on Magi-Chan?
... that JenkinsJinkies is definitely NOT Chris?
... that Chris was no longer stuck as a virgin with rage after hiring a prostitute?
... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their high school reunion?
... that Chris has committed assault and battery against Michael Snyder and illegally pepper sprayed the Yellow-Shirted Foe?
... that Chris got fired from Wendy's for scaring a small child with his Donald Duck impersonation?
... that Chris attempted to fix The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail, and somehow made it make less sense?
... that ~~Chris~~ ~~BILLY MAYS~~ ~~Allison Amber~~ ~~Brendan Fraser~~ Mary Lee Walsh is the Mayor of CWCville?
... that the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing that his imaginary daughter Crystal would be brought into the world by Chris anally raping Sonichu?
... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for blood, tears and semenal descent?
... that Chris was accused by trolls of killing BILLY MAYS because he took Chris' spot as Mayor of CWCville?

Group 1

... that the Dimensional Merge will bring fictional characters and imaginary friends into reality?
- ... that the new dimension will be named 1C-211987, a mashup of our current dimension 1218 and Chris's fantasy dimension C-197?
... that Chris is as wild as a serial raper?
- ... that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story?
- ... that Chris tried to disguise himself as a troll?
... that the trolls may have hired a skywriter?
... that Chris believes that CWCville is real?
... that Chris, in his own words, buys "healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?"
... that Chris once tried to get a MLP fandom voice actor to unblock him on Twitter by gifting a toy and a drawing?
... that Chris can put his energy into crystals and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process?
... that Chris believes that Who Framed Roger Rabbit is an accurate depiction of reality?
- ... that in the days before Astral projection, a dance mat in his room was one way to reach CWCville?
... that Chris’s dance partner in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend?
... that Chris’s investment strategy is to stake $8 on the lottery every week?
... that Equestria Girls is ranked #2 in Chris's Top Movies List on Facebook?
... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the Harry Potter franchise due to a perceived rivalry with the Pokémon franchise?
... that Chris believes that Lisa Simpson will be the President of the United States after the Dimensional Merge?
- ... that Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election, despite endorsing Joe Biden to take over the Presidency after Donald Trump?
... that That Goatee WILL Grow Back, even though Chris now identifies as transgender and isn't actively growing facial hair?
... that Chris spends a lot of time in his bedroom, in spite of a traumatic experience with a babysitter locking him in there?

Group 2

... that Youtuber GenoSamuel2.1 has a documentary series on Chris that is 59 episodes long?
... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
... that Chris really cannot dance?
... that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it?
- ... that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?
- ... that Chris mixed semen with Fanta?
... that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter?
... that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats?
... that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?
... that Chris has been recording himself freaking out on camera as early as 10th grade?
... that Chris stuck anal beads up his asshole but threw them away after using them because they were covered in shit?
... that you should believe in the OCs?
... that serial killer Ted Bundy was actually a framed Sonichu named Bundychu?
- ...and that Bundychu is friends with Bob Chandler?
... that despite being the so-called CPU of the Commodore systems, Chris doesn't know how to turn a Commodore 64 on?
... that Chris stuck his duck in some snow?
... that Clyde is Weaker than Water?
... that Alec Benson Leary imprisoned four Rosechus in his basement?
... that Chris drove Ryan Cash to suicide when he temporarily cancelled Sonichu?
... that Sonichu has his own amiibo?
... that Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke?

Group 3

... that A-Log is Chris-Chan 2.0?
- ... that Michael J. Hirtes is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)?
... that Chris went to a a gay bar on a few occasions?
... that the American government pays Chris $27 every single day to sit around the house doing little to nothing?
... that MLPG5 is cancelled and G4 needs 5 more seasons?
... that Chris doesn't have a caretaker, despite how badly he needs one?
... that Chris reinterpreted one of his characters when he believed that she had taken the form of his newest sweetheart?
... that Chris believed he cured his autism by listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis?
... that Chris joined DeviantART to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?
... that Chris believes he has over a billion people in his True and Loyal Fanbase?
... that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that homos "can go die in explosions"?
... that Chris went to school on the short bus?
... that Chris chatted on AIM with Vanessa Hudgens?
... that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz?
... that Chris told Barbara about his masturbation, but Bob was not as open minded on the subject?
... that Chris slashed his taint open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt?
... that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)?
... that the pickle man tricked Chris again?
... that Chris considers the "romance" in his comics as his best art?
... that Chris describes World War II as "a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"?
... that Chris's 23andMe DNA results indicate that he has no Cherokee ancestry, but is 1.3% Italian?

Group 4

... that Chris cannot do a single pull-up or push-up?
... that Chris once knew a man from Nantucket?
... that on his MySpace, Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"?
... that Chris is the Level-Up King?
... that Virginia is for Virgins?
... that Bob believed Megan Schroeder, Michael Snyder and some homos are behind all the trolling?
- ...and that Chris believed it too?
... that Chris has been the dog in America's favorite game, 'KICK THE AUTISTIC' for his whole life?
... that Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes?
... that Chris thinks you're "trolling stupid"?
... that Chris once visited an abandoned sanatorium to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a ween mere hours later?
... that Chris tried starting a career as a male prostitute?
- ... that Chris tried starting a career as a female prostitute?
... that Chris thinks that those with Asperger's try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people?
... that farting is OK, and actually helps cure cancer?
... that Chris once said Pain is a fun game, despite having no trophies for it on PSN?
... that Chris once had a prostitute hang up on him?
... that Chris hates the word "Aspergers" almost as much as the word "Naïve"?
- ... that Chris has no idea what Naïve actually means?
... that Bryan Bash sent a handful of hookers to Chris' house?

Group 5

... that wooden badges are delicious?
... that Chris loves McDonald's, while his dad preferred Burger King?
... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"?
- ... that his Spanish name is Ricardo?
- ...and that his legal name is now Christine?
... that the Long Island Iced Tea is the official cocktail of /cow/?
... that Ivy was real?
... that Chris really likes Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)?
- ... that his favorite song from "Air Britney" is "E-Mail My Heart"?
... that a male idiot tried to put out a fire while Chris just stood there and watched?
... that Liquid Chris's real name is CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!?
- ... that Solid Chris's name is not Ian Brandon Anderson?
... that Jerkops are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"?
... that the Saw movies are some of Chris's favorite movies?
... that Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church is a church for all of God and Jesus's children, regardless of age, race, gender, socio-economic situation, or sexual orientation?
... that Bob Chandler helped host the WTJU Marathon back in 1990?
... that Chris's duck is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent?
... that Chris's Donald Duck impersonation is the most terrifying thing in existence?
... that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are a doctor and a film reviewer; and his half-sister is a mathematician?
... that Sonichu has his own animated series?

Group 6

... that Evan killed Mommy?
... that Chris can handle getting fake numbers from girls because of Seinfeld?
... that Chris originally was a marketing major (which he picked at random) before picking CADD when he enrolled at PVCC?
- ... that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
... that Slaweel the Witch isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet?
... that Chris actually copyrighted Sonichu?
... that Chris should have changed the oil in his car in April 2009, but still hasn't done it?
... that Yawning Squirtle sells the best weed in CWCville?
- ... that weed is an instant life sentence in maximum security prison?
... that Chris had a conversation with Sonichu while in a meeting with Mary Lee Walsh?
- ... that Chris fired a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha at Walsh in the same meeting?
- ... that this incident is what got him suspended from Piedmont Virginia Community College?
... that Chris insulted a mentally disabled fan?
... that for Christmas 2004, Chris asked Santa for a girlfriend?
- ... that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one?
... that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eating pancakes instead of attending his Aunt Corrina's funeral the same day?
... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of Anne Boleyn, Queen of England?
... that Chris and Jacob Sockness aren't dating... yet?
... that Chris believes that butt plugs are linked with spontaneous human combustion?
... that Blanca was real?
... that Chris attempted to dox multiple people, while not realizing that just posting a list of Twitter handles isn't doxing?

Group 7

... that Barbara Chandler won the Mother of the Year 2000 award?
... that Chris has dreamed about having sex with his mom?
- ... that Chris has been charged with having sex with his mom?
... that Chris believes if My Little Pony G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, Akan will invade Equestria and eventually our own universe?
... that Barb sings while vacuuming?
... that Chris throws rocks at women to attract them?
... that even now, Chris does not think he is fat?
... that Sarah Jackson, Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by Optimus Prime?
... that Chris loves to give dating advice to high schoolers in spite of never having been on a real date as a teenager or an adult?
... that Chris repeatedly dreamt his sweetheart amid a watery maze?
- ... that Chris expects his fans to know what happens in his dreams?
... that Chris recorded himself screaming at a toilet?
... that Chris has a fourth love doll, Yumi?
... that Chris claims to weigh 216 pounds?
... that Sega knows about Chris's attempts to change Sonic's arms back?
... that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a second album?
- ... that Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls serves as the spiritual successor to that band?
- ... that Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps is another spiritual successor to that band?
... that Chris used to be a massive Homophobe?
- ... that Chris is now a proud member of the SLGBTQ community?

Group 8

... that Chris is a fan of OneyPlays, and was amused by their impersonation of him?
... that Chris spent nearly an entire year of his life pretending to be possessed by Sonichu?
... that Ivy got Chris to watch The End of Evangelion?
... that Chris has used a ruler to measure his duck, but never once in his comic?
... that Chris purged all the comments from his Flipnotes, except a poem from a random girl which praised him?
... that he never wants to hear you say, "I have a boyfriend"?
... that Kick the Autistic is America's favorite game?
... that Chris got tricked into making a shout-out video dedicated to the Columbine shooters?
... that Brütal Legend rocks?
... that Chris completed a commission tied to the Sneed's Feed and Seed joke from The Simpsons?
... that CWCville is pronounced as "quick-ville"?
... that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer Andrew Blaze/Randy Stair was aware of the Dimensional Merge?
... that Sonichu makes a cameo in a dodie music video?
... that Guitar Hero is Chris's source for new music?
... that Chris reenacted CopperCab's Gingers have Souls video?
... that Chris punched multiple holes in his wall to try to break through the Iron Curtain?
... that the brony convention Everfree Northwest banned Chris after learning that he banged his own mom?
... that Chris has no idea what Autism really is?
... that infamous lolcow Ethan Ralph caught Chris's arrest on a livestream just to spite his former friend Null?
... that Chris was featured on Fox News as a means to criticize transgender people?

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-*...that Chris will ''never'' [[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar destroy]] the [[CWCki]]?
+*... that [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|this website, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL]]?
-*...that Chris is a [[Lies|filthy liar]]?
+*... that Chris got [[Polyamorous marriage|married]]... [[Magi-Chan|to]] [[Cryzel Rosechu|four]] [[Mewtwo|of]] [[Sylvana|his]] [[imaginary friends]]?
-*...that there is [[:Category:Media needing transcription|a grand amount]] of audio needing transcription?
+*... that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?
-*...that [[BILLY MAYS]] was the mayor of [[CWCville]]?
+*... that a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness Blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?
-*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are to be confused with neither [[Pickles|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]?
+*... that [[Misc E-mails#Uri Geller Emails|Uri Geller]], a famed magician, tried to give Chris a reality check when he sought psychic training?
-*...that Chris buys [[sex toys]] and [[PS3]] games and content with [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]]?
+*... that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself]]?
-*...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]?
+*... that Chris once attended a [[Chris and mental healthcare#Relationship Management Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?
-*...that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?
+*... that [[Bob]] wanted Chris to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]?
-*...that a [[Curse-ye-ham-ye-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?
+**... that Chris is working on it!?
-*...that Chris once attended a [[Chris_and_psychology#Relationship_Management_Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?
+*... that Chris did not discover [[Mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16?
-*...that [[Bob Chandler]] wants you to [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]?
+*... that Chris has performed [[Dick Licker; that is I|oral sex on Magi-Chan]]?
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+*... that [[JenkinsJinkies]] is definitely '''NOT''' Chris?
-*...that Chris did not discover [[mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16?
+*... that Chris was no longer [[So Need a Cute Girl|stuck as a]] [[virgin with rage]] after [[Mia Hamm|hiring a prostitute]]?
-*...that Chris was born on [[Cwc_blog#7_January_2010|24 February]], the same day the [[CWCville|Nazi party]] was founded?
+*... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion?
-*...that when working at [[Cutco]], [[Chris]] did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise?
+*... that Chris has committed [[28 October 2011|assault and battery]] against [[Michael Snyder]] and [[26 December 2014|illegally pepper sprayed]] the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]?
-*...that [[Chris]] drinks his own [[semen]]?
+*... that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child with his [[Donald Duck impersonation]]?
-*...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]?
+*... that Chris attempted to fix [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]], and somehow made it make less sense?
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+*... that <s>[[Chris]]</s> <s>[[BILLY MAYS]]</s> <s>[[Allison Amber]]</s> <s>[[Brendan Fraser]]</s> [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is the Mayor of [[CWCville]]?
-*...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], [[Chris]] admits that his [[Chandler|family]] is a bunch of pack rats?
+*... that the [[Idea Guys]] [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] Chris into believing that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|his imaginary daughter Crystal]] would be brought into the world by [[:File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|Chris anally raping Sonichu]]?
-*...that Chris is a [[Surfshack Tito Emails|horrendous racist]]?
+*... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#Edit details|blood, tears and semenal descent?]]
-*...that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]?
+*... that Chris was accused by trolls of killing [[BILLY MAYS]] because he took Chris' spot as Mayor of CWCville?
-*...that [[Chris]]'s sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]?
+|1=
-*...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]?
+*... that the [[Dimensional Merge]] will bring fictional characters and [[imaginary friends]] into reality?
-*...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.)
+**... that the new [[dimension]] will be named 1C-211987, a mashup of our current dimension 1218 and Chris's fantasy dimension C-197?
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+*... that Chris is [[JenkinsJinkies|as wild as a serial raper]]?
-*...that Chris wants to [[SingStar Challenge|smell yo duck]]?
+**... that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story?
-*...that Chris told his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] about him [[Bob_Walks_In_Aftermath|masturbating]], but his dad is not as open minded on the subject?
+**... that Chris tried to disguise himself as a troll?
-*...that Chris [[Miyamoto Saga|never]] went to Redmond like he [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|said]]?
+*... that the [[trolls]] may have [[2012 Poster campaign|hired a skywriter]]?
-*...that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)?
+*... that Chris believes that [[CWCville]] is real?
-*...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again?
+*... that Chris, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|in his own words]], buys "[[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly tugboat|Good Money]]?"
-*...that Chris considers the "[[Rule 34|romance]]" in his comics as his best art?
+*... that Chris once tried to get [[Nowacking|a MLP fandom voice actor]] to unblock him on [[Twitter]] by [[BronyCon_2018#Nowacking_rejection|gifting a toy and a drawing]]?
-*...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"?
+*... that Chris can put his [[January 2020 social media posts#Magic Bottle|energy into crystals]] and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process?
-*...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris.27s_antics|Level Up King]]?
+*... that Chris believes that ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' is [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|an accurate depiction]] of [[Chris and reality|reality]]?
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+**... that in the days before [[Meditation#Astral projection|Astral projection]], a dance mat in his room was [[CWCville#Geography and location|one way]] to reach CWCville?
-*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?
+*... that Chris’s [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dance partner]] in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend?
-*...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is ok]], and actually helps cure cancer?
+*... that Chris’s investment strategy is to [[Chris and money#Lottery|stake $8 on the lottery]] every week?
-*...that [[Chris]] can't even stand to look at you, you [[Secret Weapon|ugly freak!]]
+*... that ''[[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]]'' is ranked #2 in Chris's [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Top Movies List|Top Movies List on Facebook]]?
-*...that [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] had a sweet green afro?
+*... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' franchise [[Chris and brand loyalty|due to a perceived rivalry with]] the ''[[Pokémon]]'' franchise?
-*...that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him?
+*... that Chris believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will be the President of the United States after the [[Dimensional Merge]]?
-*...that Chris prefers [[McDonald's]] while [[Bob|his dad]] prefers Burger King?
+**... that [[November 2020 social media posts#.23LisaSimpson2020|Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election]], despite endorsing [[Joe Biden]] to take over the Presidency after [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]?
-*...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay icon]]?
+*... that [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]], even though Chris now identifies as [[transgender]] and isn't actively growing facial hair?
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+*... that Chris spends a lot of time in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], in spite of a traumatic experience with [[Abusive babysitter|a babysitter locking him in there]]?
-*...that the [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[CWC]] and all [[CWC]] trolls?
+|2=
-*...that [[Ivy]] was real?
+*... that Youtuber [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ GenoSamuel2.1] has a documentary series on Chris that is 59 episodes long?
-*...that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)?
+*... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to [[My Little Pony Protests|cancel a ''My Little Pony'' reboot]] because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
-:*...that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]''?
+*... that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]?
-*...that [[Ryan Cash]] is an hero?
+*... that Chris recycled his own [[semen]] by drinking it?
-*...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best weed in [[CWCville]]?
+**... that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?
-*...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] and that [[Sonichu]] is merely a means to an [[china|end]]?
+**... that Chris [[April 16 Fetish Vids#Fanta: Semen Flavor| mixed semen with Fanta]]?
-*...that for Christmas [[2004]], Chris asked santa for a [[girlfriend]]?
+*... that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]?
-:*...that on Chrismas Day 2004, Chris became depressed, because [[fail|he didn't get one]]?
+*... that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris called his [[Chandler Family Tree|family]] a bunch of pack rats?
-|21=
+*... that Chris has said [[Niggos]] only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?
-*...that Chris has been [[Chris and the Law|charged in court twice]]?
+*... that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]?
-*...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?
+*... that Chris [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|stuck anal beads up his asshole]] but threw them away after using them because they were covered in shit?
-*...that [[Wild Sonichu]] is a noted Sit 'n Spin player?
+*... that you should [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!|believe in the OCs]]?
-*...that Chris [[Chris and reality|believes]] that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC_(27_December_2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]?
+*... that serial killer Ted Bundy was actually a framed [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named [[Bundychu]]?
-*...that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|real]]?
+**...and that [[Bundychu]] is friends with [[Bob Chandler]]?
-*...that Chris is stuck as a [[virgin with rage]]?
+*... that despite being the [[Chris and his ego|so-called]] [[CPU]] of the Commodore systems, Chris [[naive|doesn't know]] how to turn a [[Commodore 64]] on?
-*...that [[Clyde Cash]] was born on the Fourth of July (and was a true American patriot)?
+*... that Chris stuck his [[duck]] in some [[Cwcsicle|snow]]?
-*...that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]?
+*... that [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]?
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+*... that [[Alec Benson Leary]] imprisoned four [[Rosechu]]s in his [[Asperchu parodies#Basement Rosechus|basement]]?
-*...that "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!" is an old meme?
+*... that Chris drove [[Ryan Cash]] to [[Chris and death#Suicide|suicide]] when he temporarily cancelled ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''?
-*...that Chris was once the [[Homos|proud]] owner of a pink [[EBay|Leapster]], a gaming system for small children?
+*... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]]?
-*...that even now, Chris [[Obesity|does not think he is fat]]?
+*... that [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]?
-*...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]?
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-*...that Chris loves to give [[Cwc_blog#29_November_2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|date]] as a teenager or an adult?
+*... that [[A-Logging|A-Log]] is Chris-Chan 2.0?
-*...that Chris repeatedly dreamt his [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]?
+**... that [[Michael J. Hirtes]] is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)?
-:*...that Chris expects his fans to know what happens in his dreams?
+*... that Chris went to a [[Impulse Gay Social Club|a gay bar]] on a few occasions?
-*...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|second album?]]
+*... that the [[United States of America|American]] government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit around the house doing little to nothing?
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+*... that [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|MLPG5 is cancelled]] and G4 needs 5 more seasons?
-*...that [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]] is a church for all of God’s children, regardless of age, [[African Americans|race]], gender, socio-economic situation, or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?
+*... that Chris [[Autism Awareness E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one?
-*...that Chris [[Megan|is]] [[Nudes|a]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|disgusting]] [[Homos|human]] [[Twin Falling Towers|being]]?
+*... that Chris [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|reinterpreted]] one of [[Lovely Weather|his characters]] when he believed that she had taken the form of [[Jessica Quinn|his newest sweetheart]]?
-*...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"?
+*... that Chris believed he cured his [[autism]] by listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]?
-*...that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game?
+*... that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?
-*...that all the cool kids (and [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|dudes of all teenagers]]) regularly check out the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]?
+*... that Chris believes he has [[Common Questions#26 January 2010|over a billion people]] in his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]]?
-*...that videos of Chris [[Mass debating|masturbating]] will forever haunt your [[Chris Sex Videos|nightmares]]?
+*... that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that [[homos]] "[[Mailbag 49|can go die in explosions]]"?
-*...that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music?]]
+*... that Chris went to school [[Jackie Chat 9|on the short bus]]?
-*...that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]?
+*... that Chris chatted on AIM with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]?
-|24=
+*... that Chris is a [[Chris and stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the Law|imprisoned]] in lulz?
-*...that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''Seinfeld''?
+*... that Chris told [[Barbara]] about his [[Bob Walks In Aftermath|masturbation]], but [[Bob]] was not as open minded on the subject?
-*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck|dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]?
+*... that Chris [[Self-inflicted taint wound|slashed his taint]] open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt?
-*...that [[Barbara]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]?
+*... that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)?
-*...that the "apple-core" bit with [[Wes Iseli Sonichu]] from [[Sonichu 5]] is based off a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_core children's game]?
+*... that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|the pickle man]] [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|tricked Chris again]]?
-*...that Chris originally was a [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#College_Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at [[Random-access humor|random]]) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]?
+*... that Chris considers the "[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|romance]]" in his comics as his best art?
-:*...and that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
+*... that Chris describes World War II as [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|"a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"]]?
-:*...and he still has absolutely no idea how [[Axe|marketing]] works?
+*... that Chris's [[CWC Ancestry|23andMe DNA results]] indicate that he has no [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] ancestry, but is 1.3% [[Mario|Italian]]?
-*...that each American taxpayer pays roughly 9.02597917x10<sup>-6</sup> [[monthly tugboat|dollars]] each month to Chris?
+|4=
-*...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]?
+*... that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do a single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]?
-*...that Chris is the [[CWC "Boyfriend"|MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE, MAN]]?
+*... that Chris [[Power|once knew a man from Nantucket]]?
-*...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his [[fangs]] to a [[pocket knife]]?
+*... that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"?
-*...that Chris's grandchildren have their own Twitter accounts? [http://twitter.com/Robbie_Sonichu Robbie] [http://twitter.com/Cera_Rosechu Cera] [http://twitter.com/Christine_Rosey Christine]
+*... that Chris is the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the Card Gamer|Level-Up King]]?
-}}
+*... that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?
+*... that [[Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?
+**...and that Chris [[Facebook#Game Place|believed it too]]?
+*... that Chris has been the dog in [[America]]'s favorite game, '[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]' for his whole life?
+*... that [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes]]?
+*... that Chris thinks you're "[[10 September 2009|trolling stupid]]"?
+*... that Chris once [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|visited an abandoned sanatorium]] to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a [[Weening|ween]] mere hours later?
+*... that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]?
+**... that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Stephanie Bustcakes|female prostitute]]?
+*... that Chris thinks that those with [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|Asperger's]] try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true [[Autism|autistic]] people?
+*... that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is OK]], and actually helps cure cancer?
+*... that Chris once [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans|said Pain is a fun game]], despite having no trophies for it on PSN?
+*... that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him?
+*... that Chris hates the word "[[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]]" almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"?
+**... that Chris has no idea what [[Naïve]] actually means?
+*... that [[Bryan Bash]] sent [[Hooker incident|a handful of hookers to Chris' house]]?
+|5=
+*... that [[Jerkhief|wooden badges]] are delicious?
+*... that Chris loves [[McDonald's]], while his [[dad]] preferred [[Burger King]]?
+*... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", [[Christopher's name change|until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"]]?
+**... that his [[Chris and Spanish|Spanish]] name is Ricardo?
+**...and that his legal name is now [[Transgender|Christine]]?
+*... that the [[Chris's Big Night Out#Grip 'n' Sip|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[Krapple|/cow/]]?
+*... that [[Ivy]] was real?
+*... that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)?
+**... that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]"?
+*... that [[Brushfire Video|a male idiot tried to put out a fire]] while Chris just stood there and watched?
+*... that [[Liquid Chris]]'s real name is [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]?
+**... that Solid Chris's name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]?
+*... that [[Jerkops]] are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"?
+*... that the ''[[Saw]]'' movies are some of [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's favorite movies]]?
+*... that [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of [[Chris's birthday|age]], [[race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Chris and money|socio-economic]] [[Financhu Crisis|situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?
+*... that [[Bob Chandler]] helped host the [[WTJU Marathon]] back in [[1990s#1990|1990]]?
+*... that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent]]?
+*... that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence?
+*... that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his [[Bob Chandler|father]] was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]?
+*... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [https://www.youtube.com/user/CWCAnimatedLibrary animated series]?
+|6=
+*... that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]?
+*... that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''[[Seinfeld]]''?
+*... that Chris originally was a [[Chris's Wikipedia profile#College Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at random) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]?
+**... that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
+*... that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel the Witch]] isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet?
+*... that Chris actually [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] Sonichu?
+*... that Chris should have changed the oil in [[Son-Chu|his car]] in [[April 2009]], but still hasn't done it?
+*... that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[Tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]?
+**... that [[Weed|weed]] is an instant life sentence in maximum security prison?
+*... that Chris [[Imaginary friends|had a conversation with]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] while in a meeting with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]?
+**... that Chris fired a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] at Walsh [[Jackie Chat 5|in the same meeting]]?
+**... that this incident is what got him suspended from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]?
+*... that Chris insulted a [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|mentally disabled]] fan?
+*... that for [[Christmas]] [[2004]], Chris asked Santa for a [[girlfriend]]?
+**... that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one?
+*... that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eating pancakes instead of attending his [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral the same day?
+*... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?
+*... that Chris and [[Jacob Sockness]] aren't dating... yet?
+*... that Chris believes that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC (27 December 2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]?
+*... that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Christian's Update 13 September 2008|real]]?
+*... that Chris attempted to [[dox]] multiple people, while not realizing that just posting a list of Twitter handles isn't doxing?
+|7=
+*... that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]?
+*... that Chris has dreamed about [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|having sex with his mom]]?
+**... that Chris [[Affair with Mother|has been charged with having sex with his mom]]?
+*... that Chris believes if ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, [[Akan]] will [[My Little Pony Protests|invade Equestria]] and eventually [[1218|our own universe]]?
+*... that [[Barb]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]?
+*... that Chris [[McIntire Park|throws rocks at women]] to attract them?
+*... that even now, Chris does not think he is [[Obesity|fat]]?
+*... that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]?
+*... that Chris loves to give [[CWC Blog#29 November 2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|a real date]] as a teenager or an adult?
+*... that Chris repeatedly dreamt his [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]?
+**... that Chris [[Autism|expects his fans to know]] what happens in his [[dreams]]?
+*... that Chris [[Chris lost Crystal|recorded himself screaming at a toilet]]?
+*... that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|Yumi]]?
+*... that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?
+*... that [[June 2015|Sega knows]] about [[Sonic Boom Protests|Chris's attempts]] to [[Keep Sonic Original|change Sonic's]] [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|arms back]]?
+*... that [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|second album]]?
+**... that [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] serves as the spiritual successor to that band?
+**... that [[July 2021 social media posts#Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps concert|Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps]] is another spiritual successor to that band?
+*... that Chris [[Homos|used to be a massive Homophobe]]?
+**... that Chris is now a proud member of the [[SLGBTQ]] community?
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+*... that Chris is a fan of [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO1ITICo8MLHGAXR1uzFwjA OneyPlays], and [[OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip|was amused by their impersonation of him]]?
+*... that Chris spent nearly an entire year of his life [[Spirit possession|pretending to be possessed]] by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]?
+*... that [[Ivy]] got Chris to watch ''[[Anime#The End of Evangelion|The End of Evangelion]]''?
+*... that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck]], but never once in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]]?
+*... that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Gal pal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]?
+*... that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[Boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"?
+*... that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game?
+*... that Chris got tricked into [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|making a shout-out video]] dedicated to {{w|Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|the Columbine shooters}}?
+*... that ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]'' rocks?
+*... that Chris completed a commission tied to the [[:File:July12Fundraiser1.jpg|Sneed's Feed and Seed]] joke from [[The Simpsons]]?
+*... that [[CWCville]] is pronounced as "quick-ville"?
+*... that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer [[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff|Andrew Blaze]]/[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Has Randy Stair gotten more popular since his death?|Randy Stair]] was aware of the [[Dimensional Merge]]?
+*... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] makes a cameo in a {{w|Dodie (singer)|dodie}} music video?
+*... that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music]]?
+*... that Chris reenacted [[CopperCab]]'s [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls|Gingers have Souls]] video?
+*... that Chris [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|punched multiple holes in his wall]] to try to break through the [[Iron Curtain]]?
+*... that the [[My Little Pony|brony convention]] [[Everfree Northwest]] banned Chris after learning that [[Affair with Mother|he banged]] [[Barbara Chandler|his own mom]]?
+*... that Chris has no idea what [[Autism]] really is?
+*... that infamous lolcow Ethan Ralph [[Jail Saga#Arrest|caught Chris's arrest on a livestream]] just to spite his former friend [[Null]]?
+*... that Chris was featured on {{w|Fox News}} as a means to criticize [[transgender]] people?
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