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'''Anna McLerran''' (born 30 July [[1985]]<ref>http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790355640#/profile.php?id=1564560452&ref=ts</ref>) is a [[gal-pal]] and [[white knight]] who met [[Chris]] through her job at the Pac Sun in the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]]. Chris was brought to her attention when, during the [[Love Quest]] era, he started advertising himself in front of the store. This inspired her short story [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]], published early in [[2005]].<ref>[http://dangerless.blogspot.com/2005/02/story-7.html]</ref> | '''Anna McLerran''' (born 30 July [[1985]]<ref>http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790355640#/profile.php?id=1564560452&ref=ts</ref>) is a [[gal-pal]] and [[white knight]] who met [[Chris]] through her job at the Pac Sun in the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]]. Chris was brought to her attention when, during the [[Love Quest]] era, he started advertising himself in front of the store. This inspired her short story [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]], published early in [[2005]].<ref>[http://dangerless.blogspot.com/2005/02/story-7.html]</ref> | ||
Revision as of 21:34, 15 April 2012
Anna McLerran (born 30 July 1985[1]) is a gal-pal and white knight who met Chris through her job at the Pac Sun in the Charlottesville Fashion Square. Chris was brought to her attention when, during the Love Quest era, he started advertising himself in front of the store. This inspired her short story The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer, published early in 2005.[2]
After publishing the story she befriended Chris and he threw her a surprise birthday party. Chris made romantic advances towards her until she told him she was a Mormon and a lesbian, even before coming out to family, in order to rebuff his advances.[3][4] Chris refers to her as proof that he can be friends with homosexuals.[5]
Protection of Chris
After Christian discovered The Crazy Pacer story on Encyclopedia Dramatica, Anna felt a need to defend Chris against the internet at large. In a textbook case of white knighting, she edited Chris's ED page. Anna added a new section to the article, in an attempt to paint Chris as a goofy clown, rather than a perverse psychotic.
| “ | I wrote that blog back when I didn't know Chris personally. I got to know him soon after that, and we became real friends. He's a really nice guy, with a great sense of humor. Yes, to the outsider he is quirky, and some of his actions and the things he says can be funny, but at the same time he cares deeply about his friends, and all the other good stuff nobody looking at this page wants to hear about. I just wanted to put that out there, though, since I obviously can't permanently delete the blog inclusion. I'll just have to wait until this whole website is shut down for good. | ” |
| Note from Anniebannany[6] | ||
This passage was so masturbatory, it was assumed that it was written by Christian himself and it was credited as such. However, in December 2009, Anna admitted to writing the article section herself.[7] It is unknown why she had actually befriended him, but according to her, her intentions were pure. [8]
| “ | C-Chan continues to crack me up with his antics. I know he's straight, but LAWD. If that boy would just heed even a few of my warnings, I flatter myself to think he'd go far. | ” |
| Anna (clearly delusional)[9] | ||
On the night of 5 December 2009, Anna complained about socialite Nicole Ritchie having appropriated a classic picture of Christian in his mother's underwear to use against faux-punk guitarist Benji Madden. Anna, self-appointed guardian of Chris, kicked up a stink, demanding that the picture be taken down, as if it could not be found elsewhere. According to Anna, "he's autistic and does whatever the internet tells him to do :(",[10] ignoring the substantial amount of depravity that he exhibits without any outside encouragement. Anna went on to criticize the CWCki and other sources of the truth about Chris, claiming that "there is very little truth to anything those websites say about him. trust me on this one. he is an awesome guy in real life. super nice."[11] This is all very amusing when you consider her initial reaction to seeing the picture: "WHAT THE FUCK hahahahahhahahahaaha he's getting so famous!!"[12]
In April 2012, after Chris's facebook status about losing his virginity became public, Anna (using the name Fighta Jet Lopez) lashed out against trolls, and tried to offer Chris advice about befriending people online that he didn't know in real life.[13]
Twitter ramblings about Chris
Following Anna's facebook responses to Chris's loss of virginity, she saw an influx of trolls trying to befriend her on facebook and follow her on twitter. Despite voicing her hostility to the people who were following her only because they were trolling Chris, she continued to talk about him and them.
| Text | Day | Time |
|---|---|---|
| I'm fed up with the way people have treated my friend over the years. He doesn't deserve the hand life dealt him, and it's stopping now.[14] | 12 April 2012 | 10:37 PM |
| dear fat, ugly manchildren constantly trying to add me on facebook to screencap my interactions with christian: you are all getting blocked.[15] | 13 April 2012 | 9:23 PM |
| and a special fuck you to any of you cunts who follow me on twitter purely in case i say something about chris.[16] | 13 April 2012 | 9:24 PM |
| so much negativity...some people need to go live their own lives! well actually, everyone needs to. ha[17] | 15 April 2012 | 12:10 AM |
| tell me, basement dwellers, what are you hoping to accomplish with this? i'm a bit too evolved to take your bait. get a life, please.[18] | 15 April 2012 | 1:45 PM |
Gallery
Everyone's favorite crypto-troll, Anna.
A seemingly innocent party...
...with cards...
...the close company of friends...
...cake...
...(too hard to tell)...
...aaaaaaaaaand here's Chris.
"You gonna get raped."
Yes, she was smiling, but you can see that on the inside she was dying.
Sources
- ↑ http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790355640#/profile.php?id=1564560452&ref=ts
- ↑ [1]
- ↑ Via Formspring:"...it was the only way to get him to stop thinking of me as a 'candidate'..."
- ↑ Anna's Tumblr page
- ↑ http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/IRC_(27_December_2008)
- ↑ http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=next&oldid=1997694799
- ↑ http://twitter.com/ourladyanna/status/6427862439
- ↑ http://twitter.com/ourladyanna/status/40869014897045504
- ↑ http://annamclerran.blogspot.com/2009/01/el-dee-ess-bee-see.html
- ↑ http://twitpic.com/s7pfi
- ↑ Ibid.
- ↑ Anna's Twitter
- ↑ http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/435/anacwc.png
- ↑ http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/1281/tweet2.png
- ↑ http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/1281/tweet2.png
- ↑ http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/1281/tweet2.png
- ↑ http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1746/tweet1.png
- ↑ http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1746/tweet1.png
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