Evan

One of Evan's first Sonichu art.

Rewind to 2007: Sonichu was found on the Cartoons image board at 4chan. It soon made its way over to Video Games. On November 3rd, a "fan art" (read: dickgirls) thread for Sonichu was made at /v/ and someone suggested that someone there should do the honors of sending him the e-mails. Thinking it to be a good idea at the time, Evan collected the best images from the thread and a pornographic MS Paint comic he himself drew (pornographic MS Paint comics being his disgusting hilarious specialty to this very day) and sent it to Chris's AOL e-mail account.

The reply he got shocked a nation.

The line "masturbating and squirtin'" was the first sign of Chris's more perverse side, and most hilarious of all was the angry drawing of Chris and Sonichu made just for his response, with the words "We're Keeping Track." The Encyclopedia Dramatica page was initially made solely to house the responses Evan had been getting and the fan art he had been sending. Eventually Chris threatened to create Evan in Soul Calibur III and beat him up much like he had Mary Lee Walsh, and Evan sent him a drawing of himself just so he could create such a video. However, he never replied and largely forgot these e-mails even happened.

After the e-mails

Afterwards he remained in on the Sonichu scene for some time. After initially drawing up fan art in MS Paint of the Ghostbusters car from the preview of Sonichu 8, the image was actually used in the comic when it was officially released. Evan was oddly credited by his Encyclopedia Dramatica account name, implying that Chris got the image from ED. However, if he had any sense, he would've realized the same account was used to post those HATEFUL and SLANDEROUS e-mails that ruined his life.

The awful fancharacter that eventually became worse

Ironically, in spite of directly confessing multiple times that he was responsible for the Encyclopedia Dramatica articles due to the e-mails he had sent, Chris still blames Jason Kendrick Howell to this day.

Eventually he thought it'd be funny to try and get a fan character into Sonichu, creating "Simonchu" due to his at-the-time addiction to Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann. This totally backfired on him as Chris turned it into mass debate material, making Simonchu into the character Simonla.

Effort to remove Simonla from Sonichu

For some time, Evan attempted to get Simonla Rosechu removed from the comics, stating anger at Simonla being given a china (which is sort of ironic considering that he gave Rosechu a pickle, but Chris isn't clever enough for that). Christian decided he would include Simonchu in Episode 20 after reading these e-mails, which would have lead to TWO shitty recolors running around instead of one less as intended--if Chris had actually included Simonchu.

A recent image from the Simonchu comics.

In Mailbag 21, Chris had mentioned to a fan that Evan allowed him to edit Simochu in Simonla. Soon after, Evan sent an e-mail to Chris on the CWCipedia, calling BS on comment, only to be ignored. Evan sent a second e-mail, demanding that, as his character, Simonla be killed off on-screen. Evan got a response, blankly informing him that Simonla was essentially HIS character now, since he decided she would date Wild.

Evan persisted in his actions to remove Simonla from the comic, his e-mails to the mailbag either being answered bluntly or being entirely ignored. Chris insisted on what he called "The Brother/Sister Plan", stating he would install Simonchu into the comics as Simonla's brother. However, Evan protested this, not wanting TWO bastardizations of his character running around. The situation culminated in an email originally sent to enlighten Chris on the use of IP addresses. As a sidenote, Evan asked Chris to remove Simonla once more; Chris promptly retorted with a long-winded and completely bizarre statement:

“	YOUR Simonchu came to Cwcville while I was holding a Town Meeting, came up to Simonla (Simonchu's Sister) while The True Wild Sonichu was with Her. Simonchu told Simonla that you wanted her back home as quickly as possible. Simonla REFUSED Heavily; She is Very Happy in Cwcville, VA, rather than the c***-shack known as "Ecgville"... ...Later, Simonchu reports to you that she refuses to return to you, and you realize that with MY G.D.C. Powers, you have to let it be and move on in peace in real life. I am the Great Director Chandler!	”
Chris, completely losing his grip on reality.

Ironically, earlier that day Chris uploaded an image to CWCipedia encouraging support for aid to the 2010 Haiti earthquake disaster, depicting Simonchu and Simonla working together to build a table. The construction of this table was so monumental that the two placed a plaque in front of it stating "Rebuilt by the Brother/Sister Team of Simonla and Simonchu".

Unwilling to let him continue to use Simonchu as well as his "sister", Evan sent Chris another email, warning him that it would be his last chance to remove both characters from the Haiti image and the comics. Chris states that, despite all her relatively obvious similarities to Simonchu, that Simonla is a "SEPARATE, INDIVIDUAL CHARACTER", and that Evan should stop stressing out about it. Chris also claims that, although the character is based on Simonchu, the fact that he could have come up with her on his own basically amounts to her being an original character.

Now

Currently, Evan is working on Simonchu, a comic series describing the adventures of Simonchu as Evan intended. It is hosted on the Asperpedia, due to Evan entrusting the rights of Simonchu to Alec Benson Leary. Whether Chris' mysterious G.D.C. powers have taken their effect on Evan's free will remains to be seen.

External links

• Evan's ED account
• Evan's DeviantArt account
• Evan's alternative DA account and the home of the comic about the adventures of the TRUE and ORIGINAL Simonchu. (Still updates regularly.)
• 4chanarchive link of the Sonichu fanart thread. Later down the thread posters begin conspiring to send the posted images to him, and a shot of the fateful e-mail that started this enormous mess can be seen.
• The thread made to unveil Chris's response. This would be the first contact between Chris and his SLANDEROUS troll enemies. Evan was banned from /v/ for a week because of this thread, for "conspiring invasion". If they only knew.

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