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WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!
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Quote of the Now

Hey, #GenoSamuel, if you're reading this, you should just record and episode of yourself analyzing the Transformers Legacy United Merged Movie, sine that is completed, as opposed to the video set of me reading Chaos Crystal Control. ⚡️💙⚡️
Chris begs Geno to review his Transformers videos


Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
834
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,673 days

898
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 2,318 days

5,978
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,978 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

Chris, begging for money, while standing in front of more than a thousand dollars' worth of Lego sets and toys.

The Financhu Crisis is a term coined by users from Kiwi Farms to describe the steep decline in the Chandler family's financial management beginning in early 2016. Signs of the Chandlers' worsening finances were made apparent by the increasing amounts of begging videos and donation requests on YouTube and Facebook.

In June 2017, Chris began to take his Patreon account more seriously and recommenced drawing Sonichu comic pages. He has gotten several hundred dollars per month for his efforts, and payments continued until 2 August 2021, when his Patreon account was shut down. As a result, begging had temporarily subsided.

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This Day in Christory

Chris's idea of retracting statements is to record himself disassembling vibrators.

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris retracts yesterday's statements and proves his herculean strength by disassembling a vibrator on camera into small, easy to re-assemble pieces. He also reveals several SOOPER SEKRIT clues that he left in the previous videos to prove he was lying.

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In 2010, the CWCipedia is locked to edits due to a cease and desist regarding Simonla Rosechu.

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Did You Know...

Da Update

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It is currently February 2026. It has been...
8
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
32
day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

CWCki News

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Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at -

the Official CWCki Server Discord - message:

  • Hurtful Truth Level, or
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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now