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Quote of the Now “ Also, a special Thank You shout-out to the two fans who have gifted to me the Golden Beetle and Wingman and the @NintendoAmerica Switch 2 shown in this video. I will not dox them. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris on X and Bluesky.

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 905 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,744 days 969 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,389 days 6,049 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 6,049 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Obesity is perceived to be a worldwide epidemic, especially in the United States of America, with about 73.6% of adults overweight and 42.5% obese. Among that 42.5% is Chris. Chris seems to be in denial about his own obesity. His denial is evidenced by the fact that he portrays himself as a slim, barrel-chested hero in his comics and in Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE, when he describes himself as "fit as a fiddle". Furthermore, in his numerous dating profiles discovered by the trolls, he often lists himself as having an "athletic build" or at the very least having weight that is proportionate to his height. Another example of this was when he created a character for his comics named Sammy, whom Chris stated is based off him when he "temporary [sic] gained weight, became stupid, and went to watch television at ghost command", even though he has always been this way. Except, y'know, for the Ghost Command part. But that's a whole other problem. Further cementing his obesity, on 2 October 2011, Chris's voluptuous manboobs won an award on manboobs.co.uk. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris's first ban from the Game Place expires, and he returns. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris was accused by trolls of killing BILLY MAYS because he took Chris' spot as Mayor of CWCville? ... that the Dimensional Merge will bring fictional characters and imaginary friends into reality? ... and that the new dimension will be named 1C-211987, a mashup of our current dimension 1218 and Chris's fantasy dimension C-197? ... that Chris is as wild as a serial raper? ... and that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story? ... and that Chris tried to disguise himself as a troll? ... that the trolls may have hired a skywriter? ... that Chris believes that CWCville is real? ... that Chris, in his own words, buys "healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?" ... that Chris once tried to get a MLP fandom voice actor to unblock him on Twitter by gifting a toy and a drawing?

Da Update It is currently April 2026. It has been... 28 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 20 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days 30 day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 17 April Chris accidentally publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1, then quickly sets the video to private. Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man. Chris publishes Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time and its subtitled version. 11 April - Chris uploads CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts. 4 April - Chris posts CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You. 3 April - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance. 1 April - Chris posts a "confession" video. 29 March - Chris publishes CLog - 03222026 - Announcement from Scarlet LaRose. 28 March - Chris livestreams Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime. 22 March - Chris messages Geno Samuel, requesting a 25% cut of possible DVD sales. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 14 April - Two prank calls that were shared in October 2011 are added to the CWCki. 21 March - Chris's Reddit account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions). Improvement Project of the Now GO WORK ON IT! Social media pages are backlogged and in need of updating. The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work: Sachumo Interview Sonichu Mania Livestream Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan Arbitarch Interview Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight The Create Unknown The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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